Welcome readers, to my new chapter. Sorry for the wait, but I was working on other stories and future creations. But now it is finish. I hope you like pranks, because this chapter will fill with them. Enjoy.

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Chapter 12: Christmas in the Stars part 3

"Is it all set?"

It's new year eve. The day before the new year. This day, the children decided to do their third part of their christmas break. One that will make every witch, wizard, and muggle happy.

Pranking the Dursleys.

They set everything up once christmas was over and after they went to the new years ball. From sabotage, to candy pranks, to the old classic whoopie cushion. Each wizard and witch came up with their own idea, some team up to make an idea. Now, they're gonna broadcast it all over London and the wizard world.

But not only the Dursleys, will be pranked. The Weasleys, the Malfoys, Snape, Dumbledore, everyone that it is the heroes' hit list is gonna get pranked.

"Ready," everyone whispered. Everyone was grinning ear to ear, especially the prankers, both adults and children.

"Okay, the first target," Harry said, typing the computer in front of them (they're at the station) and revealing their first target, "Vernon."

(Dursley's Living Room)

Vernon was just reading the daily newspaper while Dudley play with his new toys upstairs and his lovely wife working on breakfast. Ah, life couldn't be more perfect now. With the freaks gone and Dudley now in his old school, his life got better and better. Nothing can warning it. Nothing.

Vernon picked his coffee up from table beside him when he look at the front of the paper. He spit it right out when he saw what's on it.

The pictures are moving. The people are actually walking on it. What does a normal people do in this situation? Cursed all of the freaks in the world, of course.

And that he did, and more.

After several minutes of cursing and ripping up the newspapers, he finally calm down. He pick up his coffee and sat down, when his recliner collapse at the bottom of him. The coffee spill on his pants and he started saying profanities again when he felt the burns.

"VERNON, SHUT UP! YOU WILL POISON OUR LITTLE DUDDYKIN WITH YOUR MOUTH!"

"Yes, dear," Vernon said quietly, really afraid of his wife more than he hate the freak. And that speaks volume.

He got up, after a lot of struggling, and went to sit on the couch when he heard the phone ringing. He was curious, but cautious of who's on their. His day was getting worse and worse and he doesn't want anyone that he hated calling him.

Vernon picked up the phone and was delightfully surprise when it was his boss that called him. But that surprise turn to fear when he heard him yelling at him, accusing him of things he did. Bullying employees, forcing customers to buy drills, harassing the women. And all those was true. Finally, his boss said two words that made his blood cold.

"You're, fired."

"NOOOOO!"

And with that, he started cursing again.

(At the station)

Everyone was laughing out loud. It was the first prank and it was already this funny.

"Wow, oh, wow," Lavender gasp out, then turn to Harry. "How did you do all that?"

Harry smirk, "Well, first, I replace the regular newspaper with a wizard one. Second, I decrease the weight on the recliner. And Atra found out a few of Vernon's secrets and reveal them to his boss." Atra nodded at that. Justice had been served and many people are safe from Vernon.

"Okay, the next one," Hermione said, showing the next target on the hologram. "Petunia."

(Dursley's Kitchen)

Petunia's was happily making breakfast when she heard her husband cursing again, for the THIRD time today. Seriously, can't he understand that he's poisoning little Dudley with profanity? She was about to get her kettle to hit him in the head, when she look at the oven and stare at it in shock. Above the oven, was a frying pan that floating. Floating.

She screamed. Screamed real loud.

The frying pan move over to her and she ran to the living room to get away from it, but it follow her in anyway. When it floated above her head, it started hitting her on the head, multiple times. Petunia try to get away from it. but the pan was determine to give her a concussion and bang her harder and harder. Then, Petunia stop, unaware of the pan still banging her and saw the most horrifying thing in the world.

The broom have feet. And arms. And is waving at her.

Finally, she gave in, and fainted.

(Station)

The laughing got harder when they saw that. This is comedy gold.

"Hermione, you are a genius!" Neville said, still laughing. Hermione puff her chest out at that, letting her pride swell.

"How?" Tracey said. Hermione explain to them that it was a temporary levitation spell that was on the pan and she transfigure some arms and legs for the broom.

"Okay, third target," Susan said, targeting a large boy with blonde hair.

Dudley Dursleys.

(Dudley's room)

Dudley was punching a punching bag with Harry's face on it. It was a gift from his father during christmas and he used it all christmas and is still using it. It help take out his frustration at his cousin.

'Stupid Potter with his stupid friends. How come he got all those girls and not me?!' Dudley punches got and harder the more he thought about it. 'He even got two OLDER girls that like him! When I get my hands on him…' He was about to throw one more punch until he felt someone blocking him. He look at his arm to see a blue arm blocking him. He look up and gasp in shock. Blocking him is a blue Harry.

"What the matter Dudder? Didn't you want to beat me?" Harry said mockingly. Dudley quickly turn red in anger and try to punch him, but Harry dodge easily. "To slow, Dudder."

For the past few minutes Dudley trying to punch the blue Harry and it keep dodging the punches, infuriating the fat boy even more. By now, Dudley is foaming by the mouth now.

"Hold still you idiot, so I can hit you!" Dudley squealed like a pig. That only got Harry smirking even more.

"Aw, little Dudley is mad. Is it because I got all those girls?" Harry taunted once again, "Poor Dudder, he never going to find a girl on his own. Maybe his daddy can kidnap one like the cowards the Dursleys are." Dudley scream in rage and charge at him, but Harry did the oldest trick in the book.

Harry step out of the way and trip the blonde fat boy.

Dudley roll around like a bowling ball and crash into his collection of Porn magazines. Dudley is now laying down, unconscious with swirls in his eyes.

(Station)

"And Strike!" Neville cheered, while everyone was laughing.

"Let me guess, a transfiguration spell and a life charm?" Daphne said. Neville nodded in confirmation. Now for their next target for Ginny.

Ron and Molly Weasley.

(Weasley Household)

Molly was cleaning the dishes while Ron was pigging out on the leftover Christmas breakfast. Ron had a good christmas. He had cauldron cakes, chocolate frogs, jelly beans, every kind of candy.

While he was eating, he was thinking about Potter and what happen over the school here. He hating the school and Potter more and more as the days pass. He got punch in the face at the train ride, ended up in Slytherin, got in trouble by the teachers, and is failing. And it's Potter fault. He punched him in the face. He made the hat put him in Slytherin, he's sure of it. He got him trouble, by snitching. And he stop him from getting girls to do his homework for him.

Before he could take another bit of his food, the fork floated away from his hand and suddenly, throttle at the direction of his mother and hit her. Ron paled in fear. It is a death sentence if you ever did something to anger Molly Weasley.

Molly slowly toward the table and look at Ron with a look that can make any death eater wet themselves.

"Weasley…" Molly said enrage. To Ron's horror, she sound like someone he didn't want to see or hear for the holiday.

Snape.

"Just what did you?! How did that utensil got thrown at me?! If this was a classroom, I would've taken off fifty points! You are a disgrace of Slytherin!" Ron kept going paler and paler until finally, he passed out.

(Station)

Everyone laugh once more, tears coming out of their eyes.

"How did Molly voice change?" Arthur asked, chuckling with the others. The twins grin.

"We put some-"

"-voice change tea in pot-"

"-before we left-"

"-and little Ginny here-"

"-charm the fork to hit our dear-"

"mother," the twins said one a time. Ginny puff her chest proudly at that. The next target is our favorite pureblood death eaters.

The Malfoys

(Malfoy's Manor)

Draco Malfoy strutted around the Manor in his pajama robes. He's been enjoying his christmas greatly and can't wait for the next one. Father says that he might give him a female slave.

But he's also bitter about this year. Potter ruin his life their. His grade are going down, he got no respect in the Slytherin room, and all of his 'friends' stop following him. Only Crabbe and Goyle is following him now. He will make Potter pay for this.

He walk into his and sat on his soft bed. He look up at the ceiling. What should he do today? Should he go play with his gifts? Watch muggles getting tortured on the pensieve? Practice on his Harry Potter voodoo doll? Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. He open it to see his father at the door.

"Father, what you need?" Malfoy said. Luscious smile at his son, which got him moving away a little. His father never smile.

"I just want to see the son I cherished so much," Luscious said. Malfoy move back even more. What's going on here?

"Father, why are you acting like this?" Draco asked, carefully. His father never act like this before, never act so…loving towards him. So why now?

Luscious move closer and closer until he's in hands reach with his son. He grab his son into a hug and got their faces close together.

"FATHER?! What the hell-" but he didn't get to finish when Luscious pull their faces closer making Draco struggle. He stop struggling when he heard the three words that made his face white as a sheet.

"I love you, Draco."

And the screams of Draco ran through the day.

(Station)

Everyone is beginning to lose breathing from this laughing. The Malfoys are finally showing their true colors. Luckily, the potion that affected Luscious were off right before he kiss Draco. Now, the man is cursing with every language, some they didn't even heard of.

Before anyone can ask, Narcissa explained. "I put a love potion inside Luscious that only last for a few minutes." Narcissa explain. "But it's effective enough to make the one who had it like even the same gender. Perfectly legal for pranks. The bastard got a taste of his own medicine." Harry and Sirius scowl at the reminder. Luscious used the love potion to force Narcissa to be his wife. When they have found out, it took all eight of the heroes to hold Harry and Sirius from killing the Malfoys, even though they want to.

For hours, they watch tons of pranks. Fudge getting trap in his chair with a consuming spell, Umbridge house got fill with muggle christmas things, Snape potions turn into explosive eggnog, Dumbledore turn into Gandalf the grey, and they sent Quirrel a special gift. A basket full of vampire teeths.

They never seen a man scream so girly.

Finally, they all went to bed for the rest of the night. Ginny, Luna, and Astoria slept with the real Harry since tomorrow will be the last day of the break.

(Last day of winter break)

It the last day of the break. All of the girls decided to let Ginny, Luna, and Astoria spend time with Harry since he'll be going back to hogwarts with them. Right now, Harry is at the park with Ginny on his left, Luna on his right, and Astoria snuggling in his chest all on a picnic basket.

"So this is last day. Tomorrow you'll go back to hogwarts" Ginnys said with a sad sigh. Luna look down on the blanket.

"And it will be four to five month till you come back," Luna said just as sadly. Astoria didn't say anything, just bury her head in Harry's chest.

"Maybe we can sneak in," Astoria suggested, "Or replace you with a drone. Or maybe…"

"None of those are gonna work," Harry said to all them. "You're forgetting that my parent can sense the lowest of signatures from a mile away." The three young girls deflated at that. It was true.

Ginny bury her head in his shoulder, "You will write to us, right?" Harry nodded.

"Always," Harry said. The girls smile at that and the three rested together till it was night time and went home.

(Potter Manor, nighttime)

"So you all agree with the plan?"

It is nighttime in Potter's Manor and all of the children went to bed. The eight heroes, Arthur, Amelia, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius, Xenophilius, Pandora, and Remus all stayed up and is in the middle of the room, looking at the hologram of hogwart.

The adults nodded and Gacen smile. "Good, now Seezo explain the plan again so there won't be any mistakes." Seezo nodded. He pointed at the door.

"First, the aurors, me, and Jacen will go in the third chamber," He zoom in to the room, "We'll make a path for Gacen and Elivia so they can face Voldemort (the wizards and witches, except Sirius and Remus, flinch) and defeat him. Jaya and Kalix will go in and get the stone, since it's protected by dark powers. Amelia, Atra, and Tristy will go get a group of aurors that we can trust to help us deliver the stone to Nicolas Flamel." Amelia nodded.

"Remus and Sirius will distract Dumbledore while Narcissa and Andromeda will distract the idiots in the government along with calling Nicolas." Narcissa and Andromeda nodded.

"And finally, Arthur, Xeno, and Pandora will publish what Dumbledore did. How he endanger many students with keeping the stone, making Dumbledore lose more of his influence and it'll get us one step closer to defeating Volde, crashing the government down, and keep both worlds safe." Everyone agreed to the plan. Jaya seem concern though.

"What about Harry? Will he be alright? You know he attract a lot of danger," Jaya said in concern. The heroes smile at her. Out of all 8 of them, she is the closest to Harry.

"He'll be alright Jaya, don't worry." Jacen said, putting an arm around his sister, "The houses will be lock and the aurors will make sure that Harry is safe." Jaya sigh in relief of that and everyone went to bed.

Little did they know is that someone was listening in.

(Hogwarts Tower)

Dumbledore is thinking rapidly now. He heard everything that the families are planning. including the plan for Harry. It will not do. He needs to test Harry power and the stone is the only way to get a lead on Voldemort. Of course, he plan to take the stone away from Hogwarts as soon as Harry was tested. He don't want to endanger the school anymore than he already is. If they take the stone away and defeat Tom too soon, then his plans will be in ruins. Ruins.

He started thinking rapidly about how to keep the plans in check. Suddenly, an idea hit him like a reducto spell and he smile. Sucking on a lemon drop, he lean back on the chair and continue to ways the pros the cons of his plans and look at the details. He will not be defeated this easily.

And that's the end. So what do you thinks of the pranks? I try to make them as unique as possible, which was why I made the…Malfoy Prank. Shudder. You have know idea how hard it was to write that, so don't criticize it. Also, Dumbledore has a plan. Wonder what it is. Don't worry, Harry will still fight in this story and will be in the major battles. It wouldn't be Harry Potter without Harry walking into danger. Anyways review, follow, and favorite. Read my other stories and I will see you later.