Dear FanFiction,
I just want to clear something up. The name's GRAYstripe. There's an "R" in between the "G" and the "IAMNOTGAYWITHFIRESTAR." My mate is Millie, kay? We have the kits to prove it. So no more "Gaystripe" or pairing me with Firefart- er, Firestar. Millie and Sandstorm do not appreciate it at all. You don't want to make the elderly she-cats angry, because trust me, they are crazy. There was this one time when Millie- foxdung, she's reading over my shoulder! I'm definitely in a pile of mousebile now...
Sincerely,
GRAYstripe
Author's Note: I have a goal for myself: to post daily for the next five days! Let's not mess this up, Fini! Thanks for the reviews and ideas; they are greatly appreciated! Now I have a five-paragraph essay to write about music. I'm really not looking forward to it. Don't get me wrong, I love me some music and some writing, but not when it's in the form of a research paper. It's due tomorrow and I haven't even started. Fun, right? See you all tomorrow! Oh, and the idea for this story comes from one of my favorite all time Warriors parodies: "Warriors: Facebook" by FEIGN. I was planning on doing something critizing the idea of Warriors having Facebooks in general, but I like Gaystripe better. I might do a little sequel to this letter later about another one of FEIGN's name things.
Review Question: What Warriors slash pairing do you support? I'm not a big fan of slash in Warriors myself but I find Tigerheart x Lionblaze amusing. What can I say, my two all time favorite toms together? Heehee...
Disclaimer: I to the D to the O to the N to the O to the T to the O to the W to the N to the W to the A to the R to the R to the I to the O to the R to the S.