Episode 13: Luigi's Mansion SPECIAL
The lights in the studio turn on as the audience began clapping, finally awake from the darkness just seconds ago. Bowser is sitting on his throne. Morton, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Lemmy and Ludwig are sitting by him, with Peach sitting on the other side of the room.
Bowser: Hey everyone!
Peach: Today, we are going to do a special, where our Lakitu cameramen follow Luigi through his journey in finding Mario.
Iggy: They are Larry's best spies, and also my best. So I can still do my job of finding clips without actually doing it!
Peach: Alright. On that note, let's check our reviews from our wonderful viewers!
Morton pulls out a handful of letters and a laptop.
Morton: Alright, Owen96, KhaosOmega, Kookylover98, Light Speed508, kris0820, agarfinkel, Prototron MJ Tornada, FrostieFreeze, AlphaWolf, wariosuks and imawaluigi are the viewers who reviewed last episode!
Waluigi: NO, IMA WALUIGI!
Wario: I DO NOT SUCK, YOU ^%$&#*!
Roy: SECURITY!
The security tackles down Wario and Waluigi. Eventually, the scene gets so gory, that the cameraman has to look away from the scene. Eventually, the security take both of them away.
Roy: CUSTODIANS! CLEAN THE MESS PLEASE!
Morton: *Ahem* anyway, I will now continue on:
~~ Credit for this story goes to: FrostieFreeze aka RatchetLover and Light Speed508 for the game's idea, and also FrostieFreeze aka RatchetLover for the Area 2 footage idea!
~ ~Owen96, KhaosOmega, Sinister Bowser, agarfinkel, wariosuks, imawaluigi- Correct! We knew you all could do it!
~~Kookylover98, Light Speed508, kris0820, Prototron MJ Tornada- Glad to hear you like it! We are happy that we can make your day!
~~FrostieFreeze, wariosuks- Thank you for the suggestion! It will be incorporated in the episode!
Morton then laid the mail on the laptop's keyboard, then shuts the laptop, tucking it under his seat.
Bowser Junior: Thank you. Now, we all know Luigi's… Interesting fear of ghosts. Well, for you viewers, who missed last episode, please turn this off immediately, as this contains a spoiler alert… Mario was kidnapped by a gang of ghosts! And now Luigi must save him! But, can he survive? We will see after the theme song!
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Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: Oh the Mario games are amazing!
But some of the cut clips are crazy!
Who would have thought
Those clips we forgot
Will someday come to useeeeeeee!
OH YEAH!
All: MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Wendy: The show that shows bloopers, cuts and many flops!
All: OH, MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Ludwig: Mario Scenes Gone Vrong!
All: NO! IT IS 'WRONG,' LUDWIG!
Ludwig: Geez, my accent's nothing big!
Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: YEAH!
All: YEAH!
Wendy: Alright yall!
All: Alright!
Wendy: Let's do a roll call!
Mario! [No answer]
… Mario?
All: HE'S KIDNAPPED!
Wendy: Oh right! And Luigi's off to save him! Anyway…
Peach! (I hope Luigi has a diaper on!)
Bowser! (I am sure he never goes a day without one.)
Ludwig! (Ghosts are nothing!)
Lemmy! (I love playing tag with ghosts!)
Roy! (I AM SO AFRAID OF GHOSTS- I mean… What? Those wimpy little things?)
Iggy! (Hahahahahahaha Roy is scared!)
Morton! (Ayo!)
Larry! [No answer.]
Iggy: He's picking up food.
Wendy: DANG IT! QUIT DESTROYING THE THEME SONG!
Anyway,
Junior! (Yay! Here!)
And I am Wendy, your home girl, singing this song!
All: YEAH! OH! THIS IS MARIO SCENES GONEE WRONGGG!
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======== Commercial ========
The scene now shows pictures of really rich Toads with very nice attire. One of them is Toodles. Toodles begins to talk in a preppy manner.
Toodles: Do you, like, want to be, like, SO RICH like us?
It suddenly starts raining gold powder everywhere.
Toodles: Do you, like, want it to, like, rain money in your, like, house?
A huge, strong, attractive Toad suddenly walks up. Toodles keeps asking her rhetorical questions.
Toodles: Do you want any man or girl you can get?
The strong Toad winks at Toodles.
Toodles: Oooh, you burly, muscled man, you. You are looking fab! We should, like, totally go on a date. Maybe to the bakery, so I can pick up a Cutiepie like you, hmmmm?
The toad starts blushing.
Toad: Of course, fine girly.
Toodles turns away from the Toad, and looks at the camera again.
Toodles: See, living my life, you can, like, get any way you want! But you all, like, don't know how my life is like. That is why I, like, wrote this book!
Toodles holds up a book, titled "Seven Important Steps to a Toodles Life"
Toodles: This book will explain the seven main things in my life, in the categories of Getting rich, staying rich, and using your wealth for your advantage! This book is on sale for only $1,000!
A record scratch is heard.
Toodles: Oh, sorry, $100. See, haha, I dropped high school so I can't read my zeros. AND EXCUSE ME? I HEAR YOU SAYING THAT IS TOO EXPENSIVE! IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE? YOU MAKE MORE MONEY THIS WAY THAN FROM COLLEGE!
The strong Toad then turns to the camera and reads the ordering information.
Toad: To order this book, call M56-382-93P with your credit card information. I promise this is not a scam! Toodles makes her money legally!
Toodles: So order your book today!
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Bowser: There are no scam laws in Dark Land though. But I may have to fix that sometime.
Peach: Yeah. Anyway, one of the Lakitus is sending in live feed of Luigi. Let's view it.
=== LUIGI'S MANSION ===
Luigi is walking down the ghastly path towards the haunted house that Mario was dragged into. He slowly opens the old dusty door, revealing a dark foyer on the other side, and he quietly walks in. As he gently closes the door, an orange mist, with a key in it, floats all over the foyer, the key levitating with it. Eventually, the strange orange mist drops the key and goes into another double door that is one story up.
Carefully walking up the old creaky steps, Luigi eventually reaches his destination, inserting the key into the door's keyhole. As he unlocks it, he does his famous hesitation before finally putting his hand on the knob, turning it sharply to the left.
Expecting to be alone, he is in for a great shock as he sees an old man with a strange vacuum, using the machine to suck up an eerie spirit. After he sucks up the ghost, the creepy old man drags Luigi off to his laboratory, nothing more than a little shack by the house.
Old man: Ayuhayuhayuh You could have died in there Ayuhayuhayuhayuh Why were you in there?
Luigi cleared his throat then spoke up.
Luigi: Some odd ghost, we call him King Boo, kidnapped my brother, the world-famous Mario. I am here to rescue him.
The old man starts laughing.
Old man: Ayuhayuhayuhayuh! Quit your lying boy Ayuhayuh! Mario can save himself!
Luigi: Seriously!
Old man: Calm down, I am only pushing your buttons! Anyway, my name is E. Gadd, and I will be helping you out!
Luigi: I am Luigi, Mario's little brother.
Gadd: Aww how cute! Brotherly love!
Luigi: It's only for a television show.
Meanwhile, one of the walls bursts into flames right after Luigi said that.
Gadd: QUIT IT! YOU ARE DESTROYING THE FOURTH WALL! OR IN THIS CASE, BURNING IT!" Ayuhayuhayuhayuhayuh!
Luigi: Whatever. Just give me that vacuum so I can leave you.
Gadd: Excuse me? Do not make me pull out my inventions!
A brown invention: I AM MUDD! TIME TO EXECUTE THIS GREEN &^% ^&%!
The brown invention then starts squirting Luigi with goop. The repulsive mud is now dripping off Luigi's hat, the hat stained brown.
Luigi: … I hate this.
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Peach: … Who taught that machine to cuss?
Ludwig: Probably E. Gadd cussing vhen his inventions go vrong. I do zat too!
Bowser: Yeah, thanks to you, Bowser Junior knows several cuss words!
Ludwig glared at his father.
Ludwig: Pardon? Says ze vun saying '$&^#$## MARIO! ^&% &# MARIO!' Everytime he kicks your behind?!
Bowser face palmed, wanting to get off this subject.
Peach: Anyway, I got a report that Lakitu Number 1 also got squirted on a few minutes after that feed ended. That Lakitu will now be replaced by Lakitu Number 2. Let's see what that Lakitu picks up.
=== LUIGI'S MANSION === NOT LIVE
Luigi, ever since the last feed, has picked up the vacuum, called the Poltergust 3000, and started vacuuming the heck out of every ghost he saw. He got rid of all the ghosts in five rooms, and is about to enter the sixth room that holds the presence of a ghost. Chauncey.
Luigi, thinking it was a great idea to just turn on the vacuum and sucking up everything, does that, and accidently sucks up a ball. Wanting to get rid of the ball, Luigi releases it, accidently hitting the baby. As the baby cried out words that are censored by the producers, Luigi is dragged off into another realm.
This new realm is on a giant bed. But the bed did not grow giant, Luigi just shrunk. Fear is written all over Luigi's face as Chauncey suddenly launches rocking horses all over, narrowly missing him. Then, the critical mistake Chauncey makes: He throws four balls at Luigi!
After his experience back in the room, Luigi launches a ball at Chauncey, and started to vacuum up the poor baby spirit. Chauncey starts crying out curses.
Chauncey: %^ &%#& #&%^ ^ YOU ^#%#^ I &%&^#% HATE WHEN &% #&%^ PEOPLE *&# ^# & VACUUM UP MY ^&%# &% PARENTS! YOU &# %^&!
After this statement, Chauncey succumbed to the vacuum, and Luigi is now returned to the room.
Luigi: Dang, that baby had some cussing issues! Hopefully the folks at the studio censored those!
Walls burst into flames and debris flies everywhere, and the whole mansion collapses into a dusty heap. Almost immediately, the mansion somehow springs up, with a now-repaired wall.
Luigi: Odd.
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Peach: Thank goodness that feed is not Live!
Iggy: Thanks to my censorship team!
Bowser: Yeah! But this is coming to you completely live! This is Mario Scenes Gone Wrong!
Peach: And LUIGI NEEDS TO QUIT BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!
Bowser: The author is doing it, not Luigi!
After saying this, Bowser smiled smugly.
Alex: AND I BELIEVE THERE IS ALSO A HOLE ABOVE YOUR HEAD, BOWSER KOOPA!
She is correct. A hole suddenly appears above Bowser's head, and an infamous figure comes out of it.
Clawdia: You have been a bad boy! Let me pull out my whip! Oh $&*^#, where is my whip?!
Bowser: You broke it on Lemmy when you were whipping him for hitting you!
Clawdia gave him a blank stare.
Clawdia: … OH YEAH! Lemmy the Punching Bag in our gym! Yeah, as I was whipping Lemmy, rice started to come out of it. Thankfully I have the other seven.
Lemmy: Thank goodness that was not me!
The black hole then sucks up Clawdia.
Bowser: This author is odd.
Peach: Yeah. Anyway, let's continue our feed.
==== LUIGI'S MANSION (Suggested by FrostieFreeze aka RatchetLover) =====
Luigi is now in Area 2, which contains a very dark hall. As he is walking by, several ghost mice are seen walking around. Laughing at how this section of the house can be 'haunted,' Luigi continues with his head up high.
But, suddenly, a ceiling ghost came down and started making creepy noises! Luigi SCREAMS SO LOUD as he falls down on the vacuum.
Luigi: Great, there goes one diaper…
Quickly rushing to the bathroom to put on another one, Luigi encounters a choking ghost!
Luigi: I HATE YOU! GO AWAY!
After a little fight, Luigi finally leaves the bathroom, prepared to face whoever lies next in the dining room.
As Luigi opens the door to the dining room, he sees an extremely overweight ghost, eating some… weird yellow stuff. He keeps CHOWING AND CHOWING down on the yellow stuff, and had personal waiters and waitresses carrying food out to him.
Luigi: Man, this guy eats like Mario! Only not as much! However, he IS fatter than Mario.
Mr. Luggs: Shut up green twig! I'm big-boned!
Luigi: You do not have bones! You're a ghost!
Mr. Luggs: SHUT UP!
Luigi then sucks up the food, and the ghost realizes his food is gone. Instead of retaliating like he does in the game, he also dives into the vacuum to eat the food.
Luigi: Odd…
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Peach: That is how Mario eats! So true! Anyway, it has been announced by Lakitu Cameraman Number 7 that Luigi is now in Nana's room in Area 3! Let's view the feed!
=== LUIGI'S MANSION ===
Luigi enters into Nana's room, who is sitting there quietly knitting. He then walks up to a bowl by her, and knocking it down, spilling out all her yarn balls. He then vacuums one up, it being jammed on the face of the Poltergust. As it gets stuck on the vacuum, Nana's chair suddenly starts moving, and she starts shooting lasers through her eyes!
Luigi: I thought this was only Fiction!
Nana: Your mom is Fiction!
Luigi: Classic.
Nana: Your mom is classic!
Luigi: QUIT WITH THE MOM JOKES!
Nana: Your mom needs to quit with the mom jokes!
Luigi: … I give up talking to you.
Nana: Your mom gives up talking!
Luigi: … Shut up and shoot lasers at me.
Nana: Your mom will shoot lasers at you!
Luigi, clearly ticked at all this, suddenly cheats and vacuums her up on the spot.
Luigi: Should teach that *&#!
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Peach: Wow.
Bowser: I knew the ghosts in that house have no intelligence at all!
Peach: You can say that again!
Bowser: I knew the ghosts in that house have no intelligence at all!
Peach: You can say that again.
Bowser: I knew the ghosts-
Peach: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Bowser: Okay, okay! Geez, woman!
Peach: Do not make me beat you up, Bowser Koopa!
Bowser: Oh yeah? How about this?
=== FLASHBACK ===
=== FLASHBACK ===
She suddenly sees some flying freaky thing. It-
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Peach: I SAID TO QUIT BRINGING THAT UP! AND LOOK AT THESE GUNS!
Peach flexes, and as she does so, her HUGE biceps are exposed. As she put her arms down, she looked at Bowser, smiling innocently.
Peach: Now what?
Bowser is now making eye contact with Larry, who has just came on the scene with a post-episode cake. Larry, understanding what Bowser is asking him to do with his eyes, nodded his head. Bowser then turned to Peach.
Bowser: Do that again please?
Peach: Okay!
Peach flexes her muscles again. However, Larry sneaks up behind her and pokes her arm with a needle. Peach's arms deflate. They were actually balloons!
Bowser: Haha!
Peach: *Crying* SHUT UP! GO TO THE FINAL BATTLE PLEASE!
=== LUIGI'S MANSION ===
Luigi has just got done beating the painter, getting Area 4's key easily. He keeps walking towards his last area- King Boo, whom is located in the basement.
The walk was more-or-less uneventful, with the lights turned on in every room, expelling all the dark energy once present. Passing the dirty, dusty cellar, Luigi walks into the dark basement hallway, walking towards a huge, glowing, spiky door. Raising the yellow diamond key at the door, the door's mystical properties are diminished, and the spikes are gone.
After this brief transition, Luigi once again does his famous hesitation before finally turning the knob. Inside was King Boo- his red, exquisite crown bouncing on his head as he laughs at a picture of Mario banging on the walls of a different realm.
That is when King Boo begins his speech, eventually turning around. His cyan tongue and pointy fangs taunting Luigi, and his smelly breath permeates the room.
King Boo: So, I can use another human painting! It will bring me such great happiness.
Suddenly, Luigi has a couple flashbacks.
=== FLASHBACK ===
Mario: … Kamek, you are an idiot.
Kamek: SHUT UP! I WOULD SAY WORSE THINGS, BUT THIS SHOW IS RATED G!
Suddenly, the whole castle collapses, the group barely escaping the falling castle.
Mario: GREAT JOB! WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING REFERENCES OUTSIDE OUR CURRENT SCENE! It's breaking the fourth wall!
Kamek: Whatever. Rewind the scene.
Another blast is heard, coming from Morton's first castle, the debris raining down on the group as the scene started to move backwards.
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Toad: Auuughh It's hard to control these Raccoon-powered wings! I must look ridiculous!
Peach: Quit being so self-conscious! It's not like you're on television with millions of people watching you! Now c'mon! We got to save Mario and Luigi!
==== #3 ====
Luigi: I am Luigi, Mario's little brother.
Gadd: Aww how cute! Brotherly love!
Luigi: It's only for a television show.
Meanwhile, one of the walls bursts into flames right after Luigi said that.
Gadd: QUIT IT! YOU ARE DESTROYING THE FOURTH WALL! OR IN THIS CASE, BURNING IT!" Ayuhayuhayuhayuhayuh!
===== #4 =====
Luigi: Dang, that baby had some cussing issues! Hopefully the folks at the studio censored those!
Walls burst into flames and debris flies everywhere, and the whole mansion collapses into a dusty heap. Almost immediately, the mansion somehow springs up, with a now-repaired wall.
Luigi: Odd.
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Luigi: THAT'S IT! I NEED TO BREAK THE FORTH WALL!
King Boo: What is the forth wall?
Luigi: When people in scripts make references to audiences or anything outside their realm.
King Boo: Like the author?
Luigi: Yeah, and this is being recorded from the MSGW crew.
Suddenly, the wall Mario's painting is on blows up, and debris flies everywhere. King Boo is hit by so much debris and dust, that he passes out on the spot.
Carrying his... 'body' in one arm, and Mario's painting in the other, Luigi goes back to E. Gadd's laboratory, first turning King Boo into a painting, then turning Mario into a real person.
As Mario is being transmogrified, painful sounds are heard as he is zapped, smashed, dusted, and finally liquidized. He comes out of the area where the vacuum nozzle is located, hitting the wall so hard he gets dizzy, and eventually passes out.
Luigi: I SAVED HIM, YOU $^%#&%&^! ANYWAY, BACK TO YOU, PEACH!
The scene ends as the walls of the place catch on fire….
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Peach: This has been a weird episode! Everything ended up being SO MUCH MORE DIFFERENT than the game, unlike the other clips!
Iggy: It is because this one is really an adventure, and not just clips we play.
Peach: Makes sense. Now let's hurry and end this, so I can enjoy some of Larry's cake he brought! For you audience members, stay in your seat, everyone here is getting a piece of Larry's delicious cake!
The audience starts cheering loudly as the cake is passed out.
Peach: The next episode will be a normal episode, and here is the sneak peak to the next episode!
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Mario: Is it my time to roll the dice yet? Well, not to roll it, but to whack it with my head…
Toad: No.
Mario: Okay, good, I want to pick up this cake from the board, that the Star Sprites made specifically for us! Ahh, what a dream!
Peach: It shouldn't be too hard! Well, thank you all for coming, and until we meet again, good night from the MSGW crew!
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A/N: Yes! Guesses for next episode? And also, the second flashback with Peach and Toad, anyone who gets that guess correct will have their choice for Episode 15! Runner up will be 16, etc.
If you have any other game ideas, then feel free to suggest them! I have all of them suggested so far written down, so do not think I will forget you!