I said I'd be back. Mwahahaha... HOLA! BONJOUR! REND! That's Danish for f*ck! Yay!
Who's ready for the next chapter? I am! Not! Okay, here we go.
Disclaimer: Own not I Hetalia do.
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"America, I think I actually found one that I would like to do," England said.
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CUE THEME SONG HERE!
DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOO!
Now, commercial!
Have you ever gotten bored of just boringly soaking up spills with any old towel or rag? Then try the Sham WHOOHOO! Not only will you not soak up the liquids, you will push them on to th- COPYRIGHT! Damn it...
Now back to the fic.
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"Dude, you found one that you like?"
"Well, better than the rest..."
"Well... what is it, aru?"
"I have to run around in my knickers, and-"
"Knickers, da?"
"-_- Boxers. I run around in my... boxers... and scream if anyone's seen my pants. And I ask that to random people."
"Um... I never saw that on the rist."
"I made it up! I have imagination, you know."
America, Russia, France, and Italy all put up their hands and made a rainbow. "Imaaaagination."
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"Hello sir, have you seen my pants?"
"Um... no..."
"WELL F*CK YOU THEN!"
"S-sir... I'm terribly so-"
"LIKE HELL YOU ARE!"
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"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BLOODY PANTS?"
"Sir, we'll have to ask you to leave..."
"GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, LADY!"
"No, sir, I don't have them."
"LIKE HELL YOU DON'T!"
The woman just sighed and walked away.
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"Okay dude, Francey-pant's turn!"
"And what shall ze beautiful me do, Amerique?"
"PEACHES!"
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Francy-pants has to walk up behind random people, smear peaches on their faces, and whisper in their ear, "peaches".
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"So then, I was like-"
"Peaches."
"AHHHHH! GET THESE PEACHES OFF OF MY FACE!"
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A special thanks to Panda77 for these ideas and a few more! Thank you soooo much!
And now... REPLIES!
Cordelia Rosencrantz:
Lol. Oh, Germany...
Dancing Shadows Alchemist:
Meh. Germany was a good choice...
Ivan Braginski oJo:
I-I suppose...
Panda77:
Thanks a crap ton!
Shadow-Gaze14:
xD Yeah!
BlackLoveHeart:
O_O Close to P-Prussia awesome? Aw! Thank you!
Will (guest review):
Dude, don't call me that. Not cool. I've seen stories with a lot more grammar mistakes, and I have a disorder. You can live.
ilovelovino123 (Guest review):
No. That'd get boring. If you like that part so much, go back and re-re-read it. But I'm not making an entire chapter out of that. I'd lose a lot of fans.