South Park 10 Years Later
Co-Written with GreyKing46
Disclaimers: We do not own any of these characters except the OC's in our profiles:
WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, incest suggestions, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY. The reasons for our storylines with Stan and Karen are because of human psychology continuing from their storylines in the actual series. Stan being confused with his gender from Episode 1 of Season 18 as well as his dad's double life as Lorde. Meanwhile, Karen is from human psychology with what Kenny says as Mysterion and her current background
Chapter 13
It was the weekend, Kyle was dressed a bit casual smart, hoping to get on the right step with Clara. "Hey Sport you look nice." Gerald smiled
"Thanks dad. Not too much is it?" Kyle asked
"Nah. I've seen people dressed as peacocks on a first date, NEVER do that, she'll expect you to dress like that ever after." Gerald commented
"Happened to you?" Kyle asked
"No...Just someone at work." Gerald answered
"... It happened to you." Kyle chuckled
"I can neither confirm nor deny that son." Gerald chuckled
A flash from a camera almost blinded Kyle "Oh...my little boy's going on a date." Sheila cooed
"Mom..." Kyle rubbed his eyes.
Gerald chuckled as Sheila started fussing over her 'baby boy'
"Hey, I better go. I don't want to be late." Kyle spoke getting out of his mother's grip
"You have those "items" in your wallet son?" Gerald asked
"Yes. I have." Kyle blushed
"Good luck bro!" Ike waved
"I'll see you later. Bye." Kyle waved
*With Clara and Izzy*
"You look nice sis." Izzy smiled
"Thanks. I've got to ask: how're you and Kenny?" Clara asked
"We're fine. We made out in the library a few days ago." Izzy smiled
"You WHAT?!" Clara double-took
"It was just making out." Izzy blushed
"You made out in the library?" Asked to make sure she heard her sister correctly
"Yeah...It was great." Izzy giggled
"Just be careful Izzy; I heard he has a harem of girls." Clara answered
"Oh I know." Izzy answered
"You KNOW?!" Clara gasped
"Yep. He left them to be with me." she nodded
"Wow. Just...wow." Clara went wide eyed
"He's been very honest with me." Izzy smiled
"I bet." Clara commented
"Well, go on!" Izzy said, pushing her twin out the door
"Alright, alright. I'm going." Clara rolled her eyes
As Clara left Izzy looked under her and got out her Mysteria costume. 'Me and Kenny...We're a great team AND a great couple.' she smiled
"Time to see my man." She said, holding the costume up
*With Kenny*
'I have to tell her. Today. No more fucking about.' Kenny thought as he walked slowly to Karen's room. 'God I hope this is the right path.'
Raising one hand, he nervously knocked on her door "Karen? Can I come in?" He called through
"K-Kenny? Uh, just. Just give me a minute!" Karen called out sounding like she was panting.
'Wait was she? Oh CHRIST! Was she masturbating to Mysterion?!' Kenny dreaded
When his sister opened the door with a bright red blush he couldn't take it and pulled out a gun and shot himself in the head, his dead body falling to the ground with a 'thud'
*With Avril*
"Oh my GOD! He killed Kenny!" Avril snapped while playing Call of Duty
*With Kyle*
"You BASTARD!" Kyle snapped just before he reached his and Clara's rendezvous point
*With Kenny*
'Ow...that FUCKING hurts!' Kenny groaned
He stood back up, the bullet wound healing as Karen lost the horrified look on her face as the memory faded
"So...what did you want to talk to me about Ken?" Karen asked
"It...it's about your Guard...Mysterion." Kenny answered
"Oh...okay." Karen let him in her room.
"Karen... I am Mysterion." He said as he made his voice Mysterion's deep tone, opening his paka revealing the lightly armoured suit under it
"N-No...You...You CAN'T be!" Karen felt her heart being torn from her chest, her Guardian Angel, the person she loved, the person she was JUST...pleasuring herself to...was her brother!
"I'm sorry Karen." Kenny spoke in his deepened voice "I'm SO sorry..." he spoke normally again
"GET OUT!" she yelled, crying as she turned away from him
Kenny didn't say anything. He knew what he said wounded Karen deeply, but he didn't realize how much it tore straight into her. He went to hold her hand, but as soon as they brushed Karen shrunk back shirking away from him. Kenny felt he had betrayed her. He left the room "I've ALWAYS been there Karen. Always." Kenny tried to reassure her
"GET OUT!" She cried again.
He sighed and left, leaving her to her tears
As Kenny left he headed out wearing his full armour to meet up with Mysteria, but deep in his heart; he was weeping. He NEVER wanted to see Karen cry, but he HAD to tell her. He didn't want Karen to find out on any other way than this. Better this way then her trying to have sex with him.
*with Karen*
The teenage girl cried, but slowly they stopped and where replaced with laughter
'My Guardian Angel and my big brother are the same person? That means he HAS always been there for me!' She thought 'And with how he held me... How he treated me... The occasional blush... He DOES like me! I'll make him mine! We-we'll be together...forever!'
*With Avril*
"What was that...? Can't believe that happened again...still...Oh what the FUCK?! N00bz0r82? Dude you hacked the game!" Avril spoke to herself as a level one guy had killed her with a single shot...and she wasn't far off, this guy DID hack the game.
"I swear; that's something Eric Cartman would have done!" She hissed in anger as she respawned
"Alright...NOW it's on..." Avril saw N00bz0r82's name and got her sniper shot on target. And...
BOOM!
"Headshot! Gotcha! Teach YOU to hack the game." Avril answered
*Elsewhere*
A fat gamer with a hand brace was stunned at his console, his plan of being the ultimate COD player by finding the hidden weapon had failed. The player who killed him had now obtained: The Valkyrie, the perfect weapon: instant kills on ANYTHING you can shoot at. His desire to win overwhelmed him. He HAD to get it back.
*With Avril*
"Huh? What's this?" Avril asked as she saw a new weapon pop up on her screen. "The Valkyrie...oh man...this isn't a hack, it's the legendary add-on! I better get rid of this. EVERYONE will be trying to find it!"
She began to panic, her eyes widdening as she saw the players name appear again
"Oh shit!" Avril panicked, she knew that using the weapon would make her a target, she doesn't want that, she just wants to play the game for fun. "Can't I get rid of this thing?" Avril asked herself and saw that it CAN'T be thrown away "Oh God damn it!"
She quickly turned her console off, sighing
"Okay...I'm a target now...Great." Avril sighed with sarcasm "...Still, I should call Kenny. "
As Avril put in the number on her phone...YES, putting numbers in a phone is STILL a thing. "Hmm, hmm, hmm..." she hummed hoping to hear back
"Hey, you've reached Kenny McCormick. Leave a message. Beep." Kenny's phone answered
"Damn, he's 'out'." She sighed, hanging up
*With Kyle and Clara*
"So...how're you doing Clara?" Kyle asked nervously
"I'm fine Kyle, I'm enjoying our date." Clara admitted
"S... Same." Kyle stuttered
"Hmm." Clara held Kyle's arm lovingly.
Kyle blushed but tried to maintain his cool, he and Clara went back home after their date.
"I'll see you tomorrow?" He asked as they made it to her door
"Definitely." Clara smiled as she gave a full kiss on his lips. "Bye." she smiled as she went inside.
Kyle walked back home feeling his heart lightened, knowing he and Clara had gotten past the hand holding phase and now getting to the kissing phase. Or for all you who are into baseball: Kyle has made it to first base.
"My life is great." He smiled
*With Nelson and Phillip*
"You owe me BIG time Nelson!" Phillip answered walking bow-legged away from Mrs Cartman's house.
"It was all worth it for these." Nelson carried a bag containing The Coon and Wizard King outfits Eric once wore.
"Yeah...but YOU didn't sit on a horse sized dildo!" Phillip groaned
"It was an accident man." Nelson answered
*With Kenny and Izzy*
The two were jumping from rooftop to rooftop, side by side as Mysterion and Mysteria
"Mysterion, are you okay? You've been quiet." Mysteria asked
"It's nothing." Mysterion answered
"Mysterion, we're partners. More than that we're TOGETHER; you can tell me anything." Mysteria answered
"... Karen McCormick." He sighed, before he told her everything
"Shit..." Mysteria spoke
"Yeah...I NEVER wanted to hurt her. But I did." Mysterion spoke solemnly
"Hey, hey, it's okay." She soothed
"I still broke her heart...How can I look her in the eye anymore and let things go back to normal?" Mysterion asked
"I am so sorry Kenny but she... she kind of needs to sort of get over it." Mysteria frowned
"I know...but I've protected her for years. It's not something you "just get over"...But I know what you mean." Mysterion answered as the two saw a thug wielding a knife aim for a pair of people.
"Never ends does it?" Mysteria asked
"Nope." He answered back
*With Wendy*
Wendy smiled happily as she looked at herself in the mirror, brushing her hair
"Wendy?" Her mother spoke as she knocked
"Yeah mom?" Wendy answered "I'm decent, come on in!"
"How are you?" Her mother asked
"I'm fine. How're YOU? I know the divorce was hard." Wendy empathized with her mother
"It's fine. I don't WANT to be related to that asshole." She scowled
"Hmm...You know what? We haven't had any mother-daughter time. How about...we go to the spa?" Wendy suggested
"My daughter? Wanting to go to a spa? Ha; what happened to the feminist, fist-fighting, defending, rebel girl I once knew?" her mother was in disbelief
"I'm still the same. I just think we need some time to ourselves." Wendy smiled
"That DOES sound nice." Her mother smiled
*Time Skip*
"Hmm...THIS feels nice..." Wendy's mother smiled as a masseuse massaged into her back
"I can't believe we've never done this before..." Wendy agreed
"Well, now you and Avril can do it together." Her mother smiled, before she held back a soft moan
"Hmm, hmm...Wow..." Wendy hummed and felt a knot in her back become unravelled from expert massage techniques.
"Testaburgers?" A matron asked kindly as she was holding a clipboard.
"Here..." Wendy's mother answered
"The steam bath is ready." The matron answered
"Oh, thank you." Wendy smiled as she was gently let up.
To be continued