VDK: Hey everyone today me and my Friend Zeke the shadow knight of the moon will be with me today

ZSK: Yo

VDK: Kakashi much Zeke?

ZSK: Yep

VDK: fine then Zeke. But everyone if you like my story, check out Zeke's story, Naruto the platinum shadow but for now

ZSK and VDK: LET'S GO, NARUTO THE SPIRIT DRAGON

Chapter 13:

"When can we get started Ero-sennin?" Naruto asked as Jiraiya stopped and looked at him. "When we get to the next town brat" Jiraiya said as he continued to walk ahead. Naruto looked between pissed and disappointed at his new Sensei and ran to Jiraiya.

"When can I kill the brat?" Kisame whined as Itachi looked at him with his dead, cold eyes. "We don't" Itachi said as he jumped away. Kisame pouted for a few minutes until Itachi threatened him with a Amaterasu in the ass. Needless to say, Kisame run up to Itachi with speed that would make Gai jealous. Itachi and Kisame watched as Naruto and Jiraiya walked forward and followed after them.

"Finally" Naruto said as he walked into the village. Jiraiya looked at Naruto and laughed as Naruto ran to the nearest bathroom. After a few minutes, Naruto came out the bathroom with a smile on his face as Jiraiya looked at him. "Alright. First things first, hand me you wallet" Jiraiya said as Naruto looked at him. "I forgot it" Naruto said as Jiraiya looked down. "Alright" Jiraiya said as he walked away. Naruto smirked and took out his dragon wallet.

"I'm so glad he believed that" Naruto said as he went to find some food. A few hours later, Naruto was looking for Jiraiya until he heard a perverted giggle. Naruto looked around until he found Jiraiya with four women whispering in there ear, making them blush. Naruto was even more pissed due to this and stormed to the table

"Ero-sennin. What are you doing huh, you supposed to train me and find Tsunade, NOT FLIRTING WITH WOMEN!!!" Naruto screamed as he threw food away from the table and accidently on some man with a horrible jacket. "Who though this at me. This jacket cost me thirty three thousand zeni!!!" the man with the horrible said as Naruto stared at him.

"thirty. Three. Thousand. Zeni?" Naruto said with disbelief on his face. "That thing looks like you bought it at the thrift mart" Naruto said as the leader's friends looked at him. "Hey! your talking to the Genrich gang's (A/n: I can't remember the name of their gang for the life of me so, I made one up) leader here, a Chunin from Iwagakure no sato (A/n: village hidden among rock, for those who didn't know) so show some respect" One gang member said as Jiraiya got up from the table. "Hey Naruto" Jiraiya said as he held out his palm.

"This is the technique I will be teaching you. So, you better be watching this" Jiraiya said as he hit the gang leader in his chest with his tornado like sphere and made the man spin out of the store (have no clue where they were) and into a store booth, bringing his friends with him.

"T-the Rasengan" the leader spits out as he realized who Jiraiya was. "That means you The toad sennin" the leader almost screamed and fainted like a Sasuke fangirl. "Who is going to pay for all this?" The booth owner said as the leader wrote a check.

"Here sir, sorry for the damages" the leader said as his group ran after handing the check to the owner. Jiraiya looks at the balloons the booth has and pulls out some money. "Can I have all the Balloons here?" Jiraiya asked as the owner gives Jiraiya a cart full of empty balloons. Jiraiya hands the owner some money and walked away, with Naruto behind him.

"Alright Naruto, how did the attack look like?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto looked at him while they walked. "It looked like a miniature tornado" Naruto answered while Jiraiya looked at him and nodded. "Now brat. I will teach you the rasengan while we find Tsunade. First" Jiraiya filled the balloon up with water and handed it to Naruto.

"Pop this water balloon, using only your chakra" Jiraiya said as Naruto started to focus. On the inside of the water balloon, the chakra started to spin and faster, and faster until it popped. Jiraiya looked at his student with pride. 'He finished the first step this quickly. I wonder how' Jiraiya thought as he saw Naruto panting slightly.

"Naruto. How did you complete the first step this quickly?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto looked at him. "When I first saw the attack, I saw it spinning rapidly in different places so I just rotated the chakra" Naruto said smugly but Jiraiya looked unconvincing. Naruto smiled sheepishly and said

"That and it reminded me of how I do my Rei nakkuru" Jiraiya looked at Naruto with the "what-the-hell-is-that" look. Naruto caught that look and smiled. "Since you don't know what that move is I'll show you" Naruto said as he jumped far from a tree to his right.

"Alright Ero-sennin let me show you my Rei nakkuru" Naruto said he punched the tree and destroyed it quickly, leaving his right hand bleeding slightly. When Naruto turned around, he saw Jiraiya with his jaw hanging to the ground.

"Naruto that was amazing" Jiraiya said as Naruto puffed his chest with pride. "I'll teach you it when your done teaching me" Naruto said as Jiraiya nodded quickly and Naruto laughed. "Alright. You mastered the first step" Jiraiya said serious again. Naruto looked at him, serious as well. Jiraiya then threw a rubber ball at Naruto. Naruto caught it and looked at Jiraiya.

"Next you will pop the ball" Jiraiya said as Naruto started to focus again. Jiraiya tells Naruto he will be back in three hours to see if he can find a lead on Tsunade. Three hours later, after five tries, Naruto laid on the ground with five popped rubber balls, clawing for air. Jiraiya came back a few minutes later with jis face stuck on serious. "Hey kid I found Tsunade. Let's go" Jiraiya said as he helped Naruto up.

"Did you complete the second step?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto nodded and said "I'm trying to finish this quickly, due to it took two minutes" Jiraiya looked at him and nodded. "Alright here" Jiraiya said as he threw Naruto a regular Balloon as they sprinted to the next town.

"First you learned to rotate your chakra by popping the water balloon, second you learned power by popping the rubber ball. Now this is the last step, control. When we reach the village, we will have the last step down and then you can teach me that attack" Jiraiya said as he turned back to Naruto and smiled goofily.

When Naruto and Jiraiya came into the village, they received a shock. There was lights everywhere, neon signs everywhere, and Casinos galore. "Is this really a village?" Naruto asked annoyed at the lights shining in his eyes.

"I have no clue. But Tsunade is here and we have to find her" Jiraiya said as he dodged a drunk in a ally. "Let's find a hotel alright?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto sighed. "Yeah, let's go before I go blind" Naruto said as he saw two black cloaks with red clouds. 'Great. The Idiots are here' Naruto thought as he shook his head and followed Jiraiya.

"Their he is. Let's kill" Kisame said as he started to walk towards the place Naruto was just seen until Itachi glares at him. "Tomorrow Kisame. For now, we see why he's here" Itachi said as they secretly went to find a hotel.

"Finally" Naruto said as he falls on the hotel bed. Jiraiya comes in and smirks. "Look It's time for the final step, then that new move" Jiraiya said as Naruto already had the balloon in his hand. Two hours later, Naruto still had a hard time with the third step until he thought of something, can he use a Kage bushin to help? Naruto shrugged and summoned a kage bushin.

"Alright" Naruto said as the kage bushin started to gather chakra into Naruto's right hand until he had made a perfect rasengan. "Yes. I did it" Naruto said as Jiraiya came back in after a few hours searching for Tsunade. "Naruto. Did you complete it?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto nodded and Jiraiya was in heaven. 'Now he can teach me his attack' Jiraiya thought as he smiled.

"Now Ero-sennin, you kept your end of the deal and taught me the Rasengan, now I will teach you the Rei nakkuru" Naruto said as Jiraiya smiled. "Now all you have to do his make your chakra cover you hand like a glove" Naruto explained as Jiraiya did just that. Naruto looked at Jiraiya in pride as he completed the first part so quickly. "Now the second step is to add an element" Naruto said as Jiraiya thought of an element.

After a few minutes of thinking, Jiraiya finally thought of an element, Fire. "Now is the hardest part. First you must put half of your chakra in this attack, then you must add Chakra to your legs to make you go faster, and last but not least, you must keep your cool at all times using this attack. If you don't you will lose an arm" Naruto said as Jiraiya nodded and smiled ironically, he was teaching Naruto a few hours ago, but now he was being taught by his student. After talking for a few hours, they called it a night and went to sleep

"I can give you the ones you love back, if you heal my arms" Orochimaru said as Tsunade looked at the ground remembering her little brother Nawaki and her lover Dan. "I'll think about it" Tsunade said as Jiraiya and Naruto flew over the wall.

"So sorry snake man, but she won't heal you arms because she's coming with us back to Kohona" Naruto said as Tsunade and Shizune stared at them as Orochimaru and Kabuto was very pissed. "What are you doing here Jiraiya and demon boy?" Orochimaru asked as Jiraiya smirked. "Were here to see you Snake boy" Jiraiya said as Naruto smirked at Kabuto and said "Well look who we have here, A snake and his charmer"

Kabuto frowned as Jiraiya laughed and got into a fighter's stance. "Tsunade. Leave this to us" Jiraiya said as Naruto looked at Shizune and smiled. "Yeah get out of here" Naruto said as he charged at Kabuto. Kabuto jumped out of the way but didn't notice Naruto make twenty shadow clones. Naruto jumped in the air and kicked Kabuto to the ground and started to make seals.

"Rei dasshu no Jutsu (spirit dash jutsu)" Naruto yelled as he charged at Kabuto with a sky blue aura around him. Kabuto saw this and jumped out of the way not expecting Naruto behind him. Naruto kicked Kabuto in his stomach and elbowed him in the face and last he kicked Kabuto in the air. The twenty clones burst from the ground and kicked Kabuto higher in the air until the real Naruto grabbed his head and slammed it in the ground. Naruto smirked and went to help Jiraiya, not noticing Kabuto limp away.

Jiraiya had no problems fighting Orochimaru hell, half the time he was sitting there laughing at him. Jiraiya punched Orochimaru in the face three times and kicked him in his face, sending the Snake into a building. Kabuto appeared and carried Orochimaru away, before Naruto and Jiraiya came to finish the snake-sennin off. "Damn he got away again" Naruto growled as Jiraiya sighed and went to find Tsunade with a sulking/pissed Naruto behind him.

After hours of looking, Jiraiya and Naruto finally found Tsunade and Shizune at a Casino. The four sat down in a four man seat. Shizune looked at Jiraiya then Naruto. "Thank you for helping us today" Shizune said as Naruto smiled.

"If there is any way to pay you back, we will do it" Tsunade said as Jiraiya smirked. "Well there is on thing you can do" Jiraiya said as Naruto hide a smirk. "Come back to Kohona to become Gondaime Hokage" Jiraiya said. Naruto looked at Tsunade and smiled. "And heal ny friend too" Naruto smiled as Tsunade frowned as memories flashed in her head. Tsunade then looked at Jiraiya strait in the eye.

"No. I will not go back to that hell hole" Tsunade said as Naruto started to twitch. "Who in there damn mind turns down being Hokage?" Naruto asked Jiraiya as Tsunade looked at him angry.

" You see, Being Hokage is a fools job. I mean, every person who became Hokage died. All of them. You can always bet money and get it back, but betting against your live, you can never get back" Tsunade said as Naruto's eyes turned from blue, to sky blue with two silver circles , to navy blue with two black circles spinning inside them. Naruto looked at Tsunade and smirked.

"Hmp, what a weak Kunoichi" Naruto said as Tsunade glared dangerously at the blond teen. "I feel bad for ya, I really do. But if you talk about the Hokages like trash, Like my father and the Sandaime, I will personally kill you myself " Naruto said as he got up and left but before he walked out the door, He looked over his shoulder and said

"I heard Orochimaru talk about your lover and your baby brother and Jiraiya told me what happened to them and their dreams and I say you are disappointing them" and with that Tsunade snapped. She ran up to punch Naruto in the face, only to punch a shadow clone. Meanwhile, Naruto was on the roof watching Tsunade snap and sighed. And in that moment, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

Tsunade picks up chunks of the street and threw it at Naruto. " Oh man" Naruto said as he dodge, jumped, and destroyed the street chunks. At one point in time, Naruto evaded the street so good he would make Spider-man jealous. Naruto ran on top of a fallen rock and jumped of of it as twenty more came at him. Jiraiya just watched with a bucket of popcorn as he shared with Shizune.

Naruto landed on a building and spun out of the way as a boulder came crashing down were he was just at. Tsunade started to get tired as Naruto jumped down and started to spin rapidly and shouted "Rei gurandonakkuru" and hit Tsunade in her jaw, sending her into a building. Naruto landed on his knees as he panted. Tsunade stepped out of the rubble, completely untouched and ran at Naruto.

Naruto saw this and tried to make the Rasengan with one hand and made the incomplete version and sighed as he ran towards Tsunade and mach speed. At the last second Tsunade punched the ground and Naruto's Rasengan blew up in his face. Naruto flew far and landed on his back almost knocked out. "Hey kid before you pass out, why do you protect the Hokage name so much" Tsunade asked as Naruto got on his left knee. "Because being Hokage is my dream" Naruto said proudly as Tsunade saw her little brother Nawaki and her lover Dan inside Naruto. "Jiraiya, why did you teach him a technique he can't master?" Tsunade asked as Jiraiya smirked. "Actually, he mastered it already. He's been trying to make it from faster and with one hand" Jiraiya said as Tsunade looked shocked. "Hey kid, hoe about we make a bet" Tsunade said as she perked Naruto's interest.

"Alright, but what is this bet?" Naruto asked as Tsunade smirked. "If you can make the Rasengan form faster and with one hand in one week, I will go back to Kohona, heal your friend and give you this" Tsunade said as she pointed to her neckless. "And if I lose?" Naruto asked, already fearing the answer. Tsunade smiled. "You give up your dream of becoming Hokage" Tsunade said as she wanted to crush his dreams into the dirt.

"Fine but a what's so special about that neckless?" Naruto asked as Tsunade looked at him. "This neckless came from my grandfather the Shodaime Hokage and it can buy three mountains" Tsunade said as Naruto thought about all the things he can buy. After a few minutes Naruto looked at Tsunade and smirked. "Deal" Naruto said as he shook Tsunade's hand.

Naruto: Okay recap, Jiraiya has been drugged by Tsunade, Orochimaru is here and Itachi and Kisame is here as well. This day just keep getting better and better

Tsunade: Next time on Naruto the spirit dragon: Orochimaru, Kabuto, Itachi, and Kisame vs Naruto, Jiraiya, Shizune and Tsunade, Battle royal

VDK: Alright guys here is a vote should there be a the Sasuke Retrieval arc Yes or No

Van: And if the the Sasuke Retrieval arc loses, should there be a huge battle in Kohona

Yes or No

VDK: Well that all for now see ya