BPOV
"We are sooo dead"
"Yes you are" came the tones of Esme behind us.
"Now, I don't want any explanations for this, alright, because it now appears we need a new lounge," We all looked guiltily towards the wrecked sofa "I'll give you until I get back to have this room fixed up!" And with that, she marched purposefully out of the room. We all stood there gawping at the spot where she once was, until the door slammed and we suddenly sprang into action. "Okay, Eddie-boy, you and me can carry this stuff outa here, Rose, Alice, Jazz-hands, you guys can fix the crack and Bells… you can sit on this crate and watch." Emmett dictated.
"Hey, no fair! Why don't I get to help?" I complained. I felt arms that I knew so well scoop me up and place me on the crate. "Because a) you had nothing to do with this and b) you are the fragile, clumsy human who will be crushed under the wreckage and most likely get stuck in crack." My angel said jokingly, placing a kiss on my lips before I could protest. And with that, he and Emmett took the first gigantous piece of wood and began carrying it out. "Cheese and whiskers, now we have to make a new arena this afternoon as well!" I heard Emmett say as the disappeared from view.
"Why do you have to make a new arena?" I asked. "Oh, that's just because Emmett uses them to play his demented little-kid games" replied Alice "Although they do come in handy for fights"
"Yes because that worked out so well today" replied Jasper sarcastically.
"Oh shut up Jazz! I wasn't even part of it, you were!"
"On the contrary my lovely wife, I wasn't technically part of it, and the fact that I fought with Edward was simply due to the fact that everyone in the room was feeling such hatred, I couldn't stop myself!"
"Well, I s'pose considering what happened last time you lost control of your emotions, I should be glad that's all you did!" Everyone began to crack up. "What? What happened last time?" I quizzed.
"Ah, young Bella, I believe 'tis the time to tell you the story of the llama suits!" Alice said, sitting next to me. Obediently, everyone sat on the ground around us. Sorry to put this in guys, but I need to tell you that I'm having a competition, please read A/N bellow.
And with that, she launched into story:
Once again, sorry about slipping an A/N in there, but no-one ever seems to read these things, and I needed to let you know about this competition, seeing as it's been going for a while now and yet I've had no entries thus far. Basically, I need you to make up a character either Vamp, wolf or human, and tell me briefly what they look like, how the come to know the residents of forks, any special relationships (e.g. Imprintee) and anything else special about them. This can just be put into a review, and doesn't need to be long. The character I like best will be in my Christmas Special (so I need them soon to write it up) and other chapters later on. I will also be posting the names and descriptions of all your stories (with your permission) so that all my readers will be able to read your works. Thanks to my awesometastic reviewers, and sorry about the cliffy
LYAWHATTAU (Love You A Whole Heap All The Time And Usually)
AMH.