Allen moved closer so that he could nuzzle into Kanda's neck.
"That was fun," he said.
Kanda looked at him. "Oh, so you can speak now."
"That's great now I can ask if you want to go again,"
"Lavi why isn't the camera working? You set it up earlier didn't you?" Lenalee asked almost crying. "I'm missing all the yaoi action."
Lavi looked confused " I think that there is a wire cut"
"Who could have done that?"
What the two of them missed was the small golden globe with wings flying away quickly from the scene.
"So Allen how are you feeling today?"
Allen stopped eating abruptly and glared at the red head. He poked out his tongue and then continued to eat.
"Com on Allen;" Lavi whined. "You have to talk a bout it at some point. I want to know all the details. Who screamed louder? I bet it was you, wasn't it. I wouldn't pick Kanda for a screamer, he's too stoic."
Allen sighed and then his eye widened as something occurred to him.
"Lavi can you please just shut up? I'm not going to tell you any of that stuff, and we can't let Lenalee hear about that type of thing."
"Why not?" Lavi asked looking confused.
"Firstly; Komui would kill us if he found out that we were 'ruining his sister's purity' (yeah right); and two if Lenalee did hear she would go all yaoi fan girl on us." Allen said in hurried whispers.
"Shit, you're right." Lavi said paling.
Deciding that Lenalee probably wouldn't do anything to him when she wanted details, Lavi figured he could continue on anyway.
"Is Kanda really as big as he talks, if you know what I mean? Because I think a lot of that would be masculine posturing."
"What are you talking about boys?" A voice eerily pervaded the air making both boys shudder.
"You just had to keep going didn't you Lavi? You can't just shut up for once?" Allen looked furiously at his friend.
Lavi looked like he was considering how to answer that question til he said, "No."
Lenalee walked towards the duo with a purposeful look on her face. Allen was starting to look a little sick so Lavi decided now would be a good time to remove himself; Before Lenalee was actually there, and Allen regained his former anger.
"Where do you think you are going Lavi?" Allen asked as Lavi attempted to move away. Lavi turned back to look at the boy. Holy shit, he thought, I have to get out of here. Black Allen has come out. As he tried to make a break for it however Allen grabbed the back of his scarf and yanked him back.
Lenalee arrived and sat down opposite from the boys and before she could open her mouth Allen spoke up.
"Wouldn't you like to know if Lavi is straight or not, Lenalee?" he asked evilly knowing that this question would distract her from himself (At least for a while).
Unfortunately for him Lenalee noticed what he was wearing.
"You can't distract me from last night, Allen. You think nobody has noticed that you are only wearing one of Kanda's overlarge shirts? What happened to the dress? As far as I can tell you're not even wearing the pants that go with it."
"I DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR THAT HORRIBLE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE. I PREFER WHAT I'M WEARING NOW TO THAT DRESS!" Allen responded his fury coming back two-fold.
"What are you doing to my Moyashi?" A cold voice asked from behind Lenalee.
She chuckled nervously. "Nothing, just having a polite, cordial conversation over breakfast."
"Well it didn't sound like that to me." Kanda looked at the two offending exorcists. "Don't let me hear about you doing something like this again. Or I'll cut you.
Come one Moyashi."
"Its Allen!" the white haired boy retorted. He stood up anyway however and went to move after his lover. It was only when they were out of ear shot Lavi thought it was safe to talk again.
"I swear he has a limp."
After they had left the cafeteria Kanda had informed Allen that Komui wanted to see him. The reason his presence was needed was because Komui wanted to run more tests on the nature of his 'medication'.
"Apparently the process that the occurs in the body, as it reacts to the medicine I gave Allen, has slowed." Komui informed Allen and Kanda (who was there for support; and to make sure Allen wasn't left alone with Komui ever again) after the test were complete.
"What exactly is that supposed to fucking well mean?" Kanda asked
Komui looked at the irate Japanese man over the top of his glasses. "It means that the potion has mostly stopped making changes to Allen's body."
"Will I get back to normal soon then?" Allen asked his hears perking up hopefully.
"We don't know if the effects of the potion can be reversed once they have been instigated." Komui said wincing. He hoped that Kanda would not kill him upon hearing this news.
"Well…can't you fix that with an antidote." Allen asked. "I thought you were going to try and make one?"
"Wee, about that…." Komui began nervously.
"You didn't even try to make one did you?" Kanda asked his hand moving to grip Mugen.
Komui was grasping at straws to find an ideal topic to which he could change the subject to before Kanda killed him.
"I know I have been lenient with you over the last couple of months," he started. "But you are aware that the original order I gave you still stands aren't you?"
This made Kanda take his hands off Mugen; seeing this Komui breathed a sigh of relief.
"What order?" Kanda asked in a low, threatening tone.
"To stay with Allen wherever he goes. You know…constant surveillance and all that." Komui replied.
Allen was not fooled by Komui's' attempt to get out of trouble however. "Is there a reason for your sudden need to change the subject, Komui?"
Komui laughed nervously. "Kanda need to watch over you more vigilantly so that if the processes are reversed you won't be alone if you faint. Like when they were happening to you, you would faint all over the place screaming. I suspect that the reversal could be the same as its inception."
"There's another reason isn't there." Allen stated suspiciously.
"Well…I didn't want you to keep getting harassed by the finders. I heard them saying they thought you were desirable in all your catlike glory." Komui said in a rush.
"Che…" Kanda snorted. "You're actually talking about Lenalee aren't you? She spends too much time trying to get to Allen."
Komui looked at him seriously. "I would never do something so underhanded as giving you these orders to get Lenalee away from a cute boy."
Allen and Kanda sweat dropped, it was obvious the man was lying. Komui exchanged a quick glance with Kanda. A silent agreement passed between them, they would respectively try to keep each other's precious ones safe from each other.
The results of being too overprotective cannot always be good but Kanda resolved to get over it seeing as this was his only way to monitor the green haired harlots actions around his Moyashi. As sexy as that dress was the other day, he really did not want a repeat.
"Hey Kanda?"
"Yes."
"Would you still like me if I didn't have all this neko stuff?" Allen asked.
"Che…" Kanda replied.
"Is that a yes or a no? I'm not that fluent in Kanda speak to know the difference all the time." Allen pouted. "Come on this is important BaKanda."
Kanda turned around to lie on his side next to Allen in his bed. "What brought this on?" he asked.
Allen sighed. "Well if I do turn back, then I won't have ears or a tail. I thought that maybe you only liked me because of them."
Allen was a little startled when the older boy pulled him close against his chest and rested his head against Allen's own.
"Stop being so silly moyashi." He said "I love you for being you, with or without a tail." His tone sounded like this was the most obvious thing in the world, and he was insulting Allen because it did not occur to him. Underneath the derogatory tone however Allen could hear the sincerity. He started to sob softly into Kanda's chest.
"Why do you always cry you baka Moyashi?" Kanda asked teasingly.
"My name is ALLEN BaKanda. I know you know it already so just use it."
"Where is the fun in that?" Kanda asked. "Besides…I like the face you make when I say it as we're having sex," he whispered, causing Allen to blush.
Kanda and Allen were just about to get up and go have some food when a certain annoying rabbit burst into their room.
"YU-CHAN!" Lavi exclaimed while attempting to glomp the poor man.
As Kanda tried unsuccessfully to pull the red head off of him, Allen was twitching angrily.
"Lavi if you don't get off Yu in the next five seconds you will be having a date with my clown crown."
With this being said Lavi quickly extricated himself.
"Why the hell are you here baka usagi?" Kanda asked irritated as usual with his friend.
Lavi looked hurt. "I'm only here because Komui asked you to come go to his office for a mission briefing."
Kanda's face turned from one of vexation to one of fury. He pulled Allen up from were he was sitting and, tugging on his arm, lead him to Komui's office. Leaving Lavi with a very confused look standing alone in their room.
When the pair entered the mad scientists office the man looked up from his desk with a surprised look. This surprise was due to the fact that Kanda had just almost knocked the door off of its hinges with his foot.
"What the fuck, you bastard?" the Japanese man asked angrily.
"Yu!" Allen was shocked at his partner's rudeness.
"As much as I appreciate the sentiment in your question, I don't exactly understand what it is you're inquiring after." Komui said adjusting his glasses calmly.
"Why the hell would you send the moyashi on a mission so soon. He only just got back from his last one a few days ago, and he bloody well fell off a cliff!" Kanda said striding up to the man.
Allen shook his hands at the two others in the room. "It's okay Komui, I really don't mind being sent on a mission."
"Shut up Moyashi." Kanda said turning to him for a second. "Well…." He asked. Once again staring Komui down.
Komui looked at him seriously. "Allen has already completely healed from his last mission, Kanda. The medicine we gave him assured that, that was the reason he was unconscious for so long afterwards. His body had to recoup from the loss of the energy it expended during Allen's regeneration. As it is, the akuma situation is getting so bad we can't have exorcists cooped up in here. You all need to be out on missions."
Kanda glared at the man. "I don't care. Allen seems to have bad luck when it comes to the NOAH. Every time he goes on a mission he is attacked, they have it out for him. It is too dangerous."
Allen sighed, damn his over protective boyfriend. "Komui, its fine I'll do it. Kanda would be coming with me anyway wouldn't he seeing as he has me under surveillance? So there Kanda, you can protect me yourself."
Allen then exited the room in a huff, with the two men staring after him.
"What was that about?" Kanda asked.
Komui just shrugged and motioned Kanda to follow Allen. "You leave tomorrow." He added before Kanda slammed the door shut (making it come off its hinges entirely and fall to the ground).
Allen; "Why am I so girly in this fic? Every time I turn around, I'm either dressed like a girl or talking about my feelings."
Kanda; "Its because you are a girl you dero."
Rei; "Kanda don't be mean to your friends. Or I'll make you the girly one."
Allen; "Wow! You can do that?"
Rei; "Yup, although I'm sure some people would flame me because that would be so ooc-ish."
Kanda; "You deserve to be flamed bitch. Like you could ever make me girly."
Allen; "Shouldn't have done that."
Rei; "really Kanda, you're so thick. We have talked multiple times about calling people names and being nice to you friends."
Kanda; "You're not my friend."
Rei; "Tut, tut. You will just have to be punished now."
*Poof*
Allen; "wow! Kanda's hot as a girl."
Kanda; "What was that?"
Rei; "Not when he's PMS-ing for real though."