Pokemon Master, Sasuke
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Chris: Well it took… what a month? But hey, circumstances were out of my control so don't hate me. Please? Pretty please, with smutty yaoi on top? ;-; Okay, lets move along, shall we? I'm back; no more house sitting for me. To get the full story on that and way too much information, so read my regular livejournal. But bottom line, I'm back for good… I think. This chapter is just Kakashi, Sasuke and Naruto will be back in the next chapter. So since this is just Kakashi and it is short (about 1400 word with out all the crap), chapter 14 will be up by Saturday on the 14th.
For the first time ever, Polka Dot didn't review the last chapter. O.o I'm a little worried now. If you're still reading, I hope I didn't offend you. ;-; I was just genuinely curious. I didn't mean it in a bad way, okay?
Huge thanks to Wowie for beta reading. :glomps: You're the best! You have my love and adoration for doing it.
Note: This is AU. Don't bitch at me saying this and that didn't happen in the manga/anime or never would. You're in my fic now and I am the all mighty and powerful fic authoress! Bow before my evil, sick, perverted and raunchy idea of humor. :insert insane, psychotic laugh, here: You should also know, everything after chapter 244 in the manga does not exist for this story.
Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru (but a LONG way till we get there) and whatever other pairing suddenly strikes the fancy of my sick mind… because well, I have a sick mind.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Pokemon. Suing me would be a pointless waste of time since I'm living paycheck to paycheck and have nothing anyone would really want. If I owned Naruto... well let's just say Naru-chan would be a very busy little boy who really gets around with the male population. But alas, I don't so it'll never be... unless of course Kishimoto-san becomes a rabid yaoi fanboy. :lights a candle: My only hope is one day he will see the light…
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Warning!
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This fic has:
- some derogatory terms because Giovanni is an asshole.
- OOC behavior, but Kakashi is fun to play with. :genki smile:
Chris: If you don't know what yaoi is, then you probably haven't been paying attention all through this fic; yet another thing you SHOULD know by now. Don't come crying to me if I pollute your virgin mind for your lack of self control. If you flame me for it, you will be mocked incessantly by me in my webpage unless your flame is lame. And don't come telling me that so and so would never do that or so and so isn't gay, blah, blah, blah. It's AU, my fic and if I want to make them hump trees, I can... although I'd prefer that they screw each other senseless instead. So, nyah! XP
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"So you worked for what, 7 or 8 days and never got paid? That sucks."
"Yeah, I had enough money to scrape by, but 2 weeks later I was doing the stripper thing."
"So it's her fault that you had to become a stripper?"
"I wouldn't say that…"
"If she hadn't decided she wanted to 'keep you'; you wouldn't have had to run away without collecting wages or all of your things! It's that bitch's fault!"
Bitch's? That's a bit harsh.
"Look, I know the idea of her trying to own me really threatens you; but I'm not going anywhere with her so calm down. It's not her fault she's co-dependent. And if it wasn't for this whole marriage thing, you've probably would have gotten along with her."
"I highly doubt that." Sasuke growls.
"Geez, you're possessive… C'mon, let's get moving. We can rest again when it starts to get dark and be in town by tomorrow afternoon."
I get up and start to gather our things and smother the fire. If Sasuke didn't see me as a piece of property, his possessive nature would be real turn on… Sigh, Such is my sad and pathetic fate.
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Chapter 13: The Amazing, Disappearing Studentsx-x-x-x-
xoxo – Kakashi's POV – xoxo
Ya know, after such a warm and relaxing bath, I NEVER expected to come back to what I see before me. I must admit, those two never fail to surprise me. I guess Naruto got spotted buy his fiancée and her family. This huge guy is yelling at the inn keeper asking if he knew where Naruto and his faggot lover are heading. Hmm. I guess they finally did do it. I hope they took pictures of such a wonderful Kodak moment like I asked them to.
"Look, Giovanni! I don't know! They just arrived this afternoon! I don't ask questions!"
"You knew Naruto was supposed to marry Sophia! Why didn't you tell me he was here? If you had, Sophia might not be so hurt right now! Instead she had to see them together doing… that!"
"Look, I'm sorry! But maybe it's better this way. He never asked for Sophia's hand. It's better that you found out he was like 'that' before they got married."
"I don't care! They dishonored my Sophia! Naruto will marry her and his lover will die, period!"
Crap. What the hell did they do? They wouldn't do it in front of her would they! Ooh, maybe they'll let me watch next time! Yay! I never knew they were exhibitionists! Finally that Giovanni guy pushes past me and out the door. Wow, he's a lot bigger up close…
"Um, excuse me…" I ask as I walk up to the desk, "What exactly happened here?"
"You're still here! I thought you left with your friends!"
"I was at the bathhouse; what happened?"
"Sigh. The blonde boy you were with; he was supposed to marry Giovanni's daughter like 3 months ago. His daughter, Sophia saw him with the other boy you travel with kissing. When Sophia didn't believe them, the black haired one invited her to come back and watch them while they… you know."
"Really? They've never done that before. It's about time!"
The innkeeper stares at me wide-eyed and blushes before continuing his tale. Didn't think there'd be more.
"Well, Giovanni came here looking for them, demanding that they'd come out so he could kill the black haired one and make Naruto marry his daughter like he was supposed to-"
"Sasuke."
"Huh?"
"The black haired one is Sasuke."
"Ah. Well, he was going to kill Sasuke and make Naruto marry Sophia. While Giovanni was pounding on the door, they took off out the window and out of town! Giovanni and his brothers didn't know until they broke the door down. They chased after them as they ran out of town for over an hour when they finally had to give up the chase. He said that they were still running to the crossroads when he couldn't take running anymore."
"I'm not surprised. Those two can run all night if they have to."
"Ah. Well… Giovanni really trashed the door and the room when he broke in and…"
"And?"
"He refuses to pay saying that it's Naruto's fault and he brought it upon himself so…"
Sigh.
"You want me to pay for the damages. Well. That doesn't seem very fair, does it?"
"I know! But someone has to pay, and Giovanni… you just don't argue with him if you want to keep all your bodily organs intact. Anyone who crosses them either never gets seen again or left unrecognizable! Please try to understand!"
"Calm down. I get it. Okay, I'll pay the damages in the morning."
"You're not going after them?"
"Not right now. I need a nice little rest. Besides, tracking them in the dark isn't going to be easy."
"Ah. Well then, good night."
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Ah, what a wonderful morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chipping and with any luck, Naruto and Sasuke are humping somewhere in the forest. Or at least that's what I thought until I tried to leave the inn. Giovanni and what I'm assuming are his brothers are waiting for me outside.
"Can I help you?"
"Are you the one traveling with Naruto and that faggot lover of his?"
"Sasuke."
"What?"
"His faggot lover's name is Sasuke."
"Why the hell should I care!"
"Makes no difference to me, but I'd prefer you call him by his name instead of faggot. That's not a very nice word you know."
"I'll call that faggot anything I want! After what he's done-!"
"Yeah, yeah. I heard about that already. So what do you want?"
"I want to know where Naruto is so he can marry my Sophia!"
"Sorry, no can do."
"What!"
"I said I couldn't do that."
"Why the hell not!"
"Because one, Naruto doesn't want to marry your daughter. Two, he wants to be with Sasuke. And three; now pay attention because this is important – I am his teacher and am thus responsible for him and do not approve of him getting married at such a young age. So piss off already. He's not marrying your daughter."
Apparently, Giovanni is not pleased. Guess that's why he's trying to punch me, huh? Sigh. Doesn't he even realize I'm a ninja? I mean the clothes and hitai-ate should be a dead giveaway. Did Naruto ever tell them anything about where he came from and what he did before? I mean, has he not heard the 'I will be Hokage' speech? Maybe he really was planning on never coming back.
On the upside, the chances of him coming to Konoha looking for Naruto are slim to none. I'd like to see him go toe to toe with Tsunade-hime. Somehow I don't think he'd appreciate being beaten up by a girl. I mean, he's not too thrilled with me not letting him land a punch! Maybe I should pull out vol. 5 of Itcha, Itcha Paradise and really piss him off?
As fun as this all is, I really don't have time for this. I start to make a shadow copy when another idea strikes my fancy. Heh. I'm so bad… no wait just bored. But the two always seem to go hand in hand.
"Look, I really don't have time to deal with you right now. If you really want Naruto to marry your daughter then you'll have to ask permission from his aunt, Tsunade. She's the Godaime in Konoha. Get her permission and I won't stand in your way."
"Konoha?"
"Yes, Konoha. The Hidden Leaf Village. Didn't you know Naruto was a ninja? Meh, and you want him to marry your daughter? Do you even know who Naruto is?"
"And she'll give permission?"
"Probably not; but either way, you'll have to go through her when it comes to Naruto."
"I won't be stopped by some woman! Naruto is marrying Sophia."
"Yeah, yeah… you be sure and tell her that, okay?" Heh, heh.
I wander out of town with Giovanni and his family following behind me. I wonder if they expect me to lead them to Naruto or if they're going straight to Konoha… Can't risk it. Heh, heh. This might be fun…
Instead of going to the village Naruto mentioned yesterday, I decide to backtrack and head to the town we were last at. Either way, they're going to have to go this way anyways. After a few hours, I make a shadow clone to take my place and make him run towards the town as I jump up into the trees. Gullible… were they not paying attention when I said Naruto was a ninja and I was his teacher. Stupid idiots. I decide that the clone will jump into the trees and disappear after a few hours. Heh, won't they be surprised?
They begin to run after my clone and I watch them until they're way out of sight. After I'm sure they're a far distance away, I start to jump through the tree branches just in case there are stragglers following behind. It's only after I'm well past the village that I get back down onto the main road. I decide there's really no need to hurry.
Naruto said the town was three days away. They should be fine during that time… Hell, the way Giovanni and the inn keeper made it sound, I'm sure they'll be there by tomorrow afternoon. That'll give them about two days without me… which I'm sure will be a huge relief to them. This is the perfect opportunity for them to get in some 'quality time'… I really hope they take pictures… lots and lots of pictures! Ah, they're growing up so fast… I think I'll introduce them to the joys of Itcha, Itcha Paradise… the yaoi edition. Heh, this is going to be so much fun!
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Well, there you have it after waiting all that time. Kinda pisses you off, huh? Well, if you don't entirely hate me then please review. And yes, I know this chapter sucked ass something fierce. Forgive me, please.
Naruto: The world is going to end now, isn't it?
Chris: Huh?
Naruto: You actually asked for reviews personally, instead of getting me to do it. Are you feeling well?
Chris: :glares: Shut up, it's plushie time!
Naruto: Yeah, yeah. This chapters' plushie is Malibu… oy, what's the plushie?
Chris: …I don't know! ;-; I'm out of Malibu ideas!
Naruto: Well go with other characters you like but don't think they're cute or whatever.
Chris: Okay… I know! Malibu Kiba and Akamaru with leg humping action! :super genki smile: Ya'll can decide who has that ability for yourselves. XD His swim trunks have little Akamaru's all over them.
Naruto: O.o Okay, I am officially disturbed. :carefully passes out the plushies:
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Chris: So thanks everyone, and expect chapter 14 by the 14th or the 13th. Probably the 14th though because well, it'll be Friday the 13th. Yes I am superstitious, deal with it. Also I like the idea of 14 on the 14th. Okay, shutting up now. Oh and next chapter, you can look forward to Sasuke getting constipated… twice. XD
Chapter 13 Excerpt:
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A couple of hours later we finally make it into town. When we make it to the inn, I decide the patron god off inns has it out for me.
"Sorry boys, I only have one room left and it only has one bed. But it's big so you two should fit with no problem."
"Sigh. Got no choice then. We'll take the room."
As we trudge up the stairs to our room I wonder again as I did only 2 days ago, can I control myself? It's a very nice room and the bed is huge… no way I could accidentally roll over next to him or get close. Damn. The room even has it's own bathroom with a shower. Guess we won't be going to the bathhouse. Pity.