Author's note: Oh damn. It's been a long time since I updated T.T But it took me forever to figure out how to write the one I was originally going to write and then I realized that this would be even better! What is it you may ask? Look under the line of M's. It's in bold, underline and italics. My old account xlunardemonx (the one this story was from originally) had a story called Mouseophobia (MY VERY FIRST EVER FIC!!). Anyway, if you can find it, this is kinda like a sequel. It doesn't matter too much whether or not you read it…but you should because then you'll get some of my stupid puns. I wrote awesome VK fics on there…Ah, and if you wanna review any of 'em you need to PM me on this one instead cuz I can't get on that one…. If you read them anyway. Whatever...I'm babbling. Ignore me.

Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. Vampire Knight.

Warning: Prepare for total, outrageous OOC-ness

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(IS FOR MOUSE)

All was peaceful and silent. The wind was blowing lightly, not at all disturbing the absolute serenity of—

"HELL NO!!"

"Shhh!!" Rima whispered and cuddled a small rodent in her hands. She had asked Kaname if he was OK with her keeping a mouse and, well, he hadn't had the response Rima had been hoping for.

The situation would've been laughable if it weren't for the fact that a room full of vampires isn't funny. Kaname was on the coffee table wearing his fuzzy pink bathrobe; Shiki was cowering on one of the nearby chairs with Aido on the other; Kain was standing with a look of pure fear on his face while Ruka clung to his back. Ichijou was long gone as he had darted from the night dorms as soon as the monster came in sight, braving the deadly fan girls over the mouse.

"I'm tired of people bringing disgusting animals into this place!" Ruka shouted and Rima looked hurt.

"Mr. Squeakers didn't do anything to you," Rima said defensively. She refused to let go of the mouse that had once chewed a hole through Kain's boxers.

"It ate my favorite boxers!" Kain objected. Rima sighed. Only he would remember that.

After throwing the poor mouse out the window Rima had escaped the room of thankful vampires, found the mouse and christened him Mr. Squeakers. She hid him in her room for about a month then decided it was time to show everyone her secret pet.

"That was forever ago," Rima said dismissively. A thought seemed to hit Ruka.

"That's what's been pooping on my uniform!!" she shrieked and Rima winced. Then the mouse clawed up Rima's shirt and tumbled down under it. Shiki closed his eyes and counted to ten.

I will not be jealous of a mouse. I will not be jealous of a mouse. I will not be jealous of a mouse that is now inside Rima's shirt…yup. I'm totally jealous.

SHIKI YOU PERVERT! Rima mentally scolded him.

Sorry… Shiki thought guiltily.

"Mice are nasty!" Ruka snapped and Kaname let out a little squeal when Mr. Squeakers popped his head out of Rima's shirt.

Rima rolled her eyes at Kaname's childishness. Where was the pureblood leader? Gone because of a tiny mouse! Although Rima had to cut him some slack since all vampires are afraid of mice. It's one of the few things they don't tell you in Twilight. Rima was admittedly the freak by loving the mice, but it wasn't her fault the things were so damn cute!

"No they aren't!" Rima said crossly. "They're just…misunderstood!"

"We'll never be able to get along with them," Aido said irritably, thinking of the possible ways the mouse could ruin his image.

"Why not? We could live together, mouse and vampire, side by side if we just tried!" Rima said trying to be diplomatic.

"No!" Ruka shouted and squeezed Kain tighter. He let out a little squeak at a mixture of the pain and at the awful sight of the mouse.

"Squeak!" Mr. Squeakers said indignantly before crawling back down Rima's shirt. The strawberry-blonde vampire barely noticed.

Rima stared at everyone while they glared at her chest where the mouse resided and she realized that they could never accept her attachment to Mr. Squeakers.

"Fine!" she snapped. "I'm running away!"

And so Rima left behind her past with Mr. Squeakers by her side. Well, more like in her shirt, but that wasn't exactly the point.

"Looks like it's just you and me now," Rima said to the mouse and it crept slowly out of her shirt. People walking by stared at her and the little brown mouse on her shoulder

"Rima," someone said from behind her.

"What is it Shiki?" Rima asked with a sigh, her large cerulean eyes sad. Her childhood friend kept his distance when he saw the mouse on her shoulder.

(WARNING: THIS PART IS RIDICULOUSLY OOC!!!!!!!!!!)

"Me or the mouse, Rima," Shiki said softly. Sad music began to play in the back round and then the rain came. Mr. Squeakers went down under Rima's shirt to protect himself and tears filled Rima's eyes.

"Why can't I have you both?" she cried.

"It shouldn't be that hard of a decision," Shiki said, his mop of reddish-brown hair flopping in his eyes. It was a classic moment. The girl, the boy, the mouse: a severe love triangle that was about to be settled in the rain.

Barf.

"You just don't understand him!" Rima said tearfully and Shiki frowned.

Then Rima pouted. It was key, always worked on Shiki and was Mr. Squeakers' only hope.

"I guess…we…could make an exception," he grumbled and Rima squealed and was about to jump in his arms when she remembered she had a mouse in her shirt and pulled back just in time to save it.

Unfortunately for Shiki, he had his arms open and had been leaning forward so he toppled over when Rima pulled back.

"Let's go back," Shiki said wearily, after he got up, hoping against hope that he wasn't making a huge mistake by doing this. He was. But Rima was worth it as usual.

I wonder if I can kill the mouse without Rima noticing.

"DON'T LAY A FINGER ON MR. SQUEAKERS!" Rima roared furiously and a lightning bolt shot down on Shiki who then collapsed anime style. Rima glared and looked ready to send down another one.

Shiki was starting to curse the mental connection.

Bring it on mouse, he challenged mentally and he could've sworn he saw the mouse pop out, shoot him an evil look and duck back down.

This is why vampires hate mice, Shiki decided darkly. And so, the fight for Rima's heart between Mr. Squeakers and Shiki began.

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It's also where the chapter ends. Aren't I kind? Reviews anyone?