JaneV: Today is my 1,203 birthday! YAY!
AlecV: And mine.
JaneV: Who cares?
AlecV: I do!
JaneV: YAY, I got vodka from Aro!
AlecV: Ew, so did I. Stop being an alcoholic!
HeidiV: You'll LOVE my present.
JaneV: JUSTIN BIEBER'S MY WORLD 2.0 CD! I HATE YOU FOREVER HEIDI!
HeidiV: !
AlecV: There's nothing in my box.
HeidiV: I couldn't think of anything, so I got you air!
AlecV: What the hell?
JaneV: Felix, why did you get me all the seasons of Spongebob?
FelixV: Spongebob's the best show ever!
AlecV: I got a Spongebob Squarepants belt. Damn, it sings!
FelixV: Holy shit, it's the FUN song!
AlecV: What?
FelixV: F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea!
JaneV: !
AlecV: I'm throwing this in the trash!
FelixV: Can I have it?
AlecV: You're the one that got me it.
FelixV: So?
AlecV: Alright.
FelixV: Yay Spongebob!
CaiusV: Happy Birthday pain and sorrow fill the air people dying everywhere
DemitriV: That's depressing!
CaiusV: It's the Russian Happy Birthday Song. And it's Jane and Alec's birthday present.
AlecV: That's the worst song ever!
JaneV: I loved it!
AlecV: Why the hell did Chelsea give me a poster of Betty White?
JaneV: NO! A JUSTIN BIEBER POSTER!
ChelseaV: I thought you'd like it.
AftonV: It's from me too.
JaneV: These presents suck!
AlecV: I'm outta here!
DemitriV: I got you Spongebob underpants and Jane a hug!
JaneV: Why would I want a hug?
AlecV: I'm not a loser who likes Spongebob!
DemitriV: Just give it a try.
AftonV: Demitri, you like Spongebob Squarepants?
DemitriV: Hell yeah!
CorinV: I got Jane and Alec keychains with their name on it.
JaneV: I actually don't mind that.
CorinV: Yay!
MarcusV: I'll smile for you.
JaneV: Really?
MarcusV: No! I just want Didyme!
AroV: Baby.
MarcusV: Shut up!
CaiusV: Get over her already.
MarcusV: NEVER!;(
AftonV: I'm a goofy goober!
FelixV: Yeah!
DemitriV: We're all goofy goobers
FelixV: Yeah!
AlecV: WTH!
FelixV: It's the best day ever
DemitriV: Best day ever
AftonV: It's the best day ever
HeidiV: What the hell is going on?
Spongebob: Best day ever!
AftonV: No way! SPONGEBOB!
ChelseaV: Afton, you like Spongebob Squarepants?
AftonV: HELL YEAH!
FelixV: You're my idol!
Squidward: He's the most annoying piece of $&#!
Spongebob: Squidward!
Patrick: What does $&# mean?
Squidward: You are stupid!
: Don't go around ye cursin' boy!
AlecV: This is weird.
JaneV: I'm logging off.
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, Spongebob Squarepants, Facebook, or Justin Bieber's My World 2.0 CD