Kay guys, here's the finale! Please, tell me how my first homestuck fanfiction was. :3

Kanaya swung open the door. The door stopped midway because it hit something. Kanaya looked down. Kanaya turned her chainsaw back into lipstick. Kanya put her makeup weapon away. It was Feferi, still concious but too overwhelmed to say anything. She had an arrow stuck in her side. Kanaya and Aradia immediately bent down to help her. Aradia hesitated when she gripped the arrow.

"Sh0uld i pull it 0ut? M0re bl00d will fl0w if i d0." Aradia said.

"Leave It Inside Her Then, Let's Just Escort Feferi Out." Kanaya commanded.

Aradia and Kanaya began to hoist Feferi up when something jabbed Aradia's leg. Aradia shrieked as she fell on it and looked at her leg. What was typically used for a game of darts on the dart board was in her leg. Aradia pulled it out and a stream of rusty red blood trickled out. Aradia looked up to see Gamzee had a hold of a bunch of darts. Aradia instinctively threw the dart she had recieved at his face.

"D0uche, that hurt!" Aradia yelled.

Gamzee ducked, hoping the dart would miss. Instead it hit his right horn. Kanaya picked up Feferi and carried her out, abandoning Aradia. She looked behind her. Aradia was standing up to run towards them when Gamzee tackled her to the ground. Kanaya gasped and let go of Feferi, letting her topple to her feet. Feferi groaned but Kanaya ignored it and ran in to help Aradia. She took out her chainsaw again.

"Aradia, Move!" Kanaya ordered.

Aradia rolled out of the way and Kanaya swung her chainsaw at Gamzee. He ducked and half of his horns were sawed off. Gamzee picked up the sharp end of his fallen horn and jabbed it into Kanaya's foot.

"Ow!" Kanaya swung her chainsaw again but missed.

Gamzee laughed and bit Kanaya's leg, making her drop the chainsaw and yelp. She tried to kick him off but it didn't work, he kept digging his teeth in. Aradia stood up and snatched the chainsaw and reared it.

"Let g0 0f Kanaya, 0r face the conciquences!" Aradia warned.

Gamzee kept biting. Aradia humphed as a final desicion maker. She swung the saw at an angle so the blades wouldn't hit Gamzee. The flat side of the saw hit Gamzee's head, making him fling across the room into a wall. Kanaya grimaced as she looked at her slobbery gnawed legs and shoes.

"These Shoes Were New." Kanaya said sadly.

Back with Rose, Latula and Mituna in the small room, all they heard before was chainsaw noises and screaming. Rose somehow fell asleep and was in the opposite corner of the dancestors. Latula leaned back against Mituna's chest. Mituna noticed and wrapped his arms around her.

"1s th1s my f4ult?" Mituna asked, unaware of the situation.

"1t's n3v3r your f4ult." Latula whispered.

Mituna frowned, unsatisfied. He sighed and looked around. He looked back down at Latula.

"4r3 you sur3?" Mituna asked.

Latula sat up and faced Mituna and smiled a little.

"Y3s, stop worry1ng." Latula reassured.

Mituna looked down, kind of disapointed. He never got to know the answer and understand it. Latula leaned in and kissed Mituna on the cheek.

"Don't b3 sorry. 1t's not your f4ult."

Kanaya and Aradia were picking up Feferi again. Gamzee hit the wall so hard he passed out. Kanaya and Aradia carried Feferi through the halls. They decided to tell everyone that Gamzee wasn't concious anymore to hurt anyvody.

"Guys, it's safe!" Aradia yelled.

Kanaya set Feferi next to Eridan, who was still out cold. They sat next to Feferi and waited. A door creaked open and Dave poked his head out. John's hand touched the top of Dave's head and pulled him back in. John poked his head out with a goofy smile.

"Heh heh, you guys are soooooooooooo selfish...you didn't let us wrestle!" John was still kinda high.

Dave shoved John back in the room. He walked out and some of the other trolls did. Vriska, Equius, Terezi, Meulin, Kurloz, Rufioh and John staggered out. They all looked around.

"Where's everyone else?" Vriska asked brashly.

"Probably in the last room..." Equius guessed.

"OOH! SOMEBODY'S GETTIN LOVING DONE!" John cackled.

Vriska smacked John aside the head. "Sheesh, when are you gonna stop being high?!"

John rubbed his head and grimaced. "I'm not high, all i remember is waking up in a closet."

"Good. I surely hope you don't remember all the crap you did." Dave said.

"Wait, what did i do?" John asked.

While everything was being explained to John, Karkat and Sollux were debating wether to leave the room or not.

"Okay, well Kanaya said it's safe. I trust her." Karkat said.

"We havn't heard from her siince 2he 2aid it wa2 2afe, 2o who know2 if 2he i2 okay."

Nepeta woke up and turned around to see them out of the closet and talking. She sat up.

"How's Tavros?" Nepeta asked.

The two trolls stopped talking and looked at the closet. It was closed. Nepeta got up and opened the closet. Tavros was leaning on his remaining horn, and fell out due to its overpowering weight.

"Aww! s33 how unbalanced he is now? How will he walk?" Nepeta said sadly.

Tavros was awake, and he rubbed the side of his head where only half of the horn was left. He lifted his head a little and frowned, still feeling the nub.

"Where'd the uh,, other one, go,,? Tavros asked.

Karkat pointed to the wall where the rest of his horn was. Tavros sat up and his remaining horn dragged his head down. Tavros was cocking his head now because of the uneven weight. He felt the nub.

"Great, now i'm uh, half Karkat with this uh, nub." Tavros frowned.

"HEY!" Karkat snapped.

There was a knock on the door. Nepeta creaked open the door to see Equius.

"D- It's safe now," Equius said, opening the door more.

Nepeta sat back near the door. "Oh, okay. Purrhaps we can stay in here?"

Equius looked at Tavros and grimaced. "D- You better do that."

Equius closed the door awkwardly and left them alone. Tavros stood up and pushed his head to the right to balance himself. It didn't work, his head was cocked again. Nepeta stood up and walked to the wall where Tavros' horn was. She ripped it out and held it in her hands.

"Let's get some ducktape from one of the trolls." Nepeta put the horn in her back pocket.

"Good uh, Idea,," Tavros stammered.

Everyone left the room and noticed everyone sitting in the halls with a few passed out people. Dave was explaining to John what he did and what was going on.

"No, i didn't!" John huffed.

"Yeah, you did. You made out with Kanaya."

"I would NEVER do that!"

"Well you did."

"Then how come i don't remember?"

"You were HIGH John."

"No, all i remember is blurry crap and mostly sleep!"

"Then where was your dream self?"

"Uh..."

"Excuse me!" Nepeta purred.

Nepeta walked up to the group. John totally ignored her, still in the mood for denying his high actions. Sollux and Karkat were already talking to Aradia and Kanaya. Tavros stood behind Nepeta shyly.

"Hey, do you guys have ducktape?" Nepeta asked, flicking her tail around anxiously.

Vriska turned and noticed Tavros. She started laughing loudly, making everyone else notice.

"What did you...oh my gosh!" Vriska laughed and pointed.

Everyone who would've joined in with Vriska started laughing also. Nepeta got impatient.

"STOP LAUGHING AT TAVVY AND JUST GIVE ME SOME DUCKTAPE!" Nepeta screamed.

Everyones stopped and got quiet. Nepeta never got angry like that. Sollux spoke up.

"ii got 2ome at my hiive?" Sollux said.

Nepeta sighed. "Okay, let's do that!" She was over her tantrum already.

Everyone who was concious started walking. Karkat yelled out something.

"GUYS WHAT ABOUT GAMZEE, SOMEBODY GET HIM A PIE WHILE HE'S OUT!" Karkat commanded loudly.

Kurloz and Rufioh stayed behind to make pies and care for the unconcious while everyone went out to get ducktape for Tavros. Soon enough they arrived at the hive. Sollux went to go get ducktape while everyone waited. For some reason they all showed up.

"Wait, so i also drooled all over her?" John asked.

"Yes, i told you everything." Dave assured.

"That's disgusting, why didn't you stop me!?" John complained.

"It was kinda funny,"

"UGHHHH!"

"It Was Not Amusing To Me, It Was Revolting." Kanaya butted in.

"Yeah, it was disgusting." Rose also joined in since her matesprite was in the conversation.

"It's emberassing!" John double face palmed.

Sollux came into the room with ducktape. Tavros was sitting down with Nepeta and noticed the ducktape had arrived.

"Yay!" Nepeta jumped up and took the ducktape without asking.

"You're welcome?" Sollux uttered.

Nepeta took the broken off horn and put it on Tavros' head. She stuck her tongue out and wrapped the ducktape around it.

"There! ALL DONE!" Nepeta meowed.

"Thanks, uh,, Nepeta," Tavros smiled. "I didn't see uh, what color is, the ducktape,,?"

Nepeta smiled. "It's PINK!"

Tavros smiled weakly. "oh,, that's okay,"

"Wait, so what a8out truth or dare? I never got to go!" Vriska snapped.

"This truth or dare is definatly over." John said, still pissed off.

"It was a good one though." Latula smiled.

"3xc3pt wh3n i d4nc3d." Mituna frowned.

"You w3r3 cut3." Latula assured with a kiss.

"Oh barf. Let's go home!" John said.

"Good game everybody, 2ee you next tiime." Sollux kicked the trolls and kids out of the house.

Nepeta and Tavros walked in the moonlight, about twenty behind everybody.

"Thanks for uh,, getting that ducktape, for me," Tavros said, feeling his regained horn.

"No problem!" Nepeta purred.

"No really, you were like, really brave for uh, helping me even though Gamzee, was uh out there." Tavros kept going.

"Anything for a friend!" Nepeta smiled.

"Friend..." Tavros sighed, beginning to hate the word.

"Is something bothering you?" Nepeta realized Tavros was disapointed.

"It's just uh, nobody considers me, more than a friend," Tavros admitted.

They both stopped walking. Nepeta turned towards Tavros.

"I didn't mean it like that, i'm sorry..." Nepeta said softly.

"You don't think im, your uh, friend?" Tavros asked.

"I think of you more than a friend!" Nepeta smiled.

Tavros' heart skipped a beat. "Uh, what do you you, mean? Like red f-"

Nepeta interrupted him with a kiss on the cheek. Tavros stopped talking and his face turned a shade of orange.

"Uh...i...i uh," Tavros stammered.

Nepeta kissed Tavros again. This time on the lips. After a few moments she pulled back. Tavros smiled.

"I should talk more often!" Tavros laughed.

The two walked back together. Hand in hand. Nepeta's tail flickered in delight. Sure, Gamzee was a good play mate. But when he hurt Tavros...that sort of called the short friendship off. Now Nepeta had Tavros to hang out with. She didn't have to sit by her shipping wall and think of others now, she had her own life to ship!

Hope you liked! If it wasn't clear, everybody survives and Kurloz and Rufioh make some new pie for Gamzee. :3 Tavros just has pink ducktape on his horn now. XDDDD Please review, it makes mah happeh.