Everyone was in their average positions for a host club meeting. The twins were standing to attention, Tono was pacing up and down the floor, Kyoya was making notes, Hunny was eating cakes, Mori was watching and Haruhi was trying to escape.
It wasn't that she usually tried to escape host club meetings. It was just, the nature of this one was unreal and sadistic and cruel and-
Kyoya sighed, snapping the notebook closed. 'There are seven of us.'
'And seven is,' Hikaru started. 'An odd number,' Kaoru finished.
Hunny's innocent demeanour dropped, showing an expression, not unlike the one he wore when he was woken. 'That means, someone has to go.'
Tamaki sat, crossing his legs, throwing his hand out to his subjects. 'That person is Harui Fujioka!'
Haruhi sighed, exasperated. 'Why do we have to get rid of me?'
'Because last in, is first out,' Kyoya stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
'B-but why do we have to get rid of someone in the first place!?'
'Shippings,' Mori stated, shocking everyone.
'OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!' Renge laughed insanely, as her big...thing brought her up from the ground.
'Its very easy to explain,' she said, cackling. 'Seven people to pair up in relationships. One will be lonely! So, to stop that happening, we eliminate the least moe worthy one, which is you Haruhi!'
'Pairings?' Haruhi asked, exasperated.
To show their meaning, Tamaki glomped an unwilling 'Mommy', the twins latched onto each other, and Mori picked up a spoonful of cake and fed it to Hunny. Renge squealed with the moe of it all.
'So,' Kyoya said, his glasses glinting. 'Thats why you must die, Haruhi.'
'Why die? Why don't you just kick me out of the club?'
'That would be too obvious. A nice car accident should be sufficient,' Renge sighed.
Haruhi sweatdropped as the twins latched onto her. 'Or, you could always,' Kaoru started. 'Have a threesome with us?' Hikaru finished.
As Tamaki screamed about them violating his precious daughter, Haruhi wondered why she ever introduced them to the commoner site, ...
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Oko- Sorry about not updating in so long!
Yumi- Yeah, writers block.
Bob- (for this story at least)
Yumi- Sayounara! (oh, and sorry for the Haruhi bashing!)