A/N: Wazzup hos and bros and foes and pose…ers?! Ohmigawsh, peoplez, I'm going cuhRAZY! What else is new, right? But seriously, I am way hyper… AHHHH! On vacation right now. I wanted to write this before I left, but… I fail. BOOM Shakka lakka lakk- hi… :) …maybe I should stop eating whoppers…

Lifeguard on Duty

Chapter 13

When we woke up the next morning, we lay in bed, cuddling for a bit… which somehow turned into a make out session. Whatever. I'm not complaining… but then the door opened… NOW, I'm complaining.

"Hey, Ashley, how did the da-" We froze in our positions and looked over at a surprised Kyla standing in the doorway. "…oh… it's not over. I'll just be going then." Then she walked out the door.

Ashley sighed and rolled off of me and out of the bed. Hey, now it's cold! "Sorry about her," she said as she started picking something to wear.

"It's okay."

It was quiet for a moment while Ashley searched in her closet. Then, I heard her ask, "Hey, you want to go to the pool today?"

"The public pool?"

She came out of her closet, clothes in hand. "Yeah."

"But… you have a pool."

"Not with actual people though."

"But… what's the point in having a pool if you're not going to use it?"

"Fine, we can go to the beach."

I smiled. "Okay!"

"Jeez, you're so difficult."

"Oh crap!"

She looked worried. "What's wrong?"

I smiled. "I don't have anything to wear."

"Hmm, I guess you'll just have to go in your birthday suit then."

"Ashley!" I'm sure I was blushing.

"Kidding, Spence. You can borrow something of mine."

I smiled as she went to her closet and found something for me to wear. She ended up handing me a royal blue bikini and nothing else. "…this is it?"

"What? You want actual clothes too?"

I smiled. "Please and thank you!"

She shook her head and went back to her closet. She tossed a couple things to me then grabbed her clothes and started walking out of her room. "I'm going to change in the bathroom since I need to use it anyway."

"Okay." Then, she let me in her room to change. Guess I'm wearing a short skirt and t-shirt today…

When we got to the beach, I thought we would just lay out, but apparently, Ashley had other plans. When we were grabbing our things our of her car, she pulled a volleyball out of her trunk.

"We're playing beach volleyball?"

"Yep! …well, I mean, if you want to. We don't have to."

"No, I'd love to. I actually played for our team back in Ohio."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah."

"Well how about I show you how the real players do it?"

"The real players, huh?"

"That's right!"

"Okay, let's go." She led me over to a volleyball net that was already set up. There were a few people around, but nobody was using it, so we dropped our stuff and walked onto the court. We decided to warm up a bit first, so we started slow and easy. The game slowly began to get more and more intense, and people started to crowd around. Nosey butts!

Anyway, after a while of playing, Ashley realized she knew a couple of people who were watching and called them over. They ended up joining us, me and Ashley on one side, and the two girls on the other. Apparently, the other girls played for King High, the school I'll be going to next year. Ashley and I basically slaughtered them, and we were both sweating horribly by the time the game was over. Why is LA so hot?

After the game, Ashley and I walked over to our stuff. "So, you ready to go relax?" She asked.

"Definitely." We grabbed our things and head off to find somewhere to chill… or melt.

We were lying out on our towels after our crazy game of volleyball when two guys walked up, blocking our sun, and started talking to us. Blondie said, "So… you two looked pretty hot out there."

I leaned up on my elbows a bit and looked him up and down before saying, "Well, it is about ninety degrees right now." I heard Ashley stifle a laugh beside me.

The guy looked at me and said, "Right… well do you and your friend want to come cool off in the waves with us? You know… since it's so hot…"

I looked over at Ashley then back to the guy. "I think we're good actually."

"Oh… Do you mind if we join you then?" Oh my GAWD, boy, get a hint!!

Ashley stifled another laugh before I replied with, "Look, I'm just going to tell you right now. You have no chance with me."

"Why not? You have a boyfriend?" Sigh.

"No."

"So what then? Are you gay?" After he asked, he and his buddy started laughing. Oh yeah, laugh it up big boy. I stared at him. "Wait… Are you?"

I nodded. "Yeah."

"Oh… um… sorry."

"For what?"

"…I um… I'm not sure?"

"Right."

"So… what about your friend? Is she…um…"

Then, Ashley finally spoke up. "Sorry, buddy, no cocks allowed in this henhouse," she said as she gestured to her um… lower… bits…

Oh my god… Did she really just say that? She must have because she was smirking, and the two guys were blushing. "Right… okay… see ya then."

As they walked away, Ashley and I both burst out laughing. When I had calmed down a bit, I said, "no cocks in this henhouse?"

Ashley laughed. "What? It's all I could come up with on the spot."

"Sure sure."

"Whatever. You're just jealous."

"Of what? You're wonderful verbal skills?"

"Of course! I've got skillz you ain't never seen!"

"Ain't never seen? …You do realize you hear things that are verbal."

"Maybe you do." What?

"I'm not even going to go there." I laughed.

"Anyway, that guy had a good idea. We should go cool off with a quick dip in the ocean."

"But it's salty!"

"Um, duh?"

"It makes skin get all sticky."

Ashley smirked. "That's what the showers are for, Spence."

"I thought those were for washing off sand."

She sighed. "Whatever. Are you coming or not?" She stood up and offered me a hand.

"Let's go!" She shook her head at me as she helped me up, and we walked, well ran because the sand was really hot, into the refreshing ocean.

As soon as our the water hit our feet, we stopped moving. I know I said we wanted to cool off, but damn that water was cold! We got about knee-deep into it when I kicked water at Ashley, and it hit her back. First, she stiffened… then turned around with a mock-angry glare on her face. "Oops."

She smirked, trying to keep a full grin off her face. "Oops?" I nodded. "I'll show you oops!" She started to run at me, so I shrieked and ran away. We ended up chasing each other around, splashing for a few minutes before she full-out tackled me onto the wet sand, waves crashing behind us… then we ended up rolling around on the sand trying to pin each other. We only stopped when we heard someone clear their throat beside us. There was a middle-aged woman standing there staring at us, her two little boys doing the same, eyes wide, mouths slightly open. The lady shook her head, scowl on her face, and then grabbed her boys by the arms and dragged them away, and I heard faint protests of "Mom!" coming from the two.

When Ashley and I got off the ground, we were laughing hard and covered with sand. We laughed all the way to the showers.

A/N: Earthworms are hermaphrodites, and they have sex in the "69" position. Hahaha sorry. My friend told me that at a party the other night, and I thought I'd let you all in on the secret. Pointless facts for a pointless chapter? Uhmm anyway, so that was chapter 13. WOOT! Was is Wootfull? …or maybe Boofull? Lemme know pretty please with nummy foodz on top! Cheesecake is preferable! What am I talking about? I don't know either, but cheesecake is the shizzle fo rizzle. Mkay bye!

P.S. Thanks!!