Storytime: How Christian met Mighmare
T.G.Y.R.: Hey hey hey! Many of you have been wondering (atleast I hope you have) about how Christian met Nightmare. I mean, Christian was alone in Chapter 2, but now he always has Nighmare with him. This is the story of how they met. Chapter 6 will be up at some point in the week. I just LOVE Maple Story so much! If you play in the new world Khaini, my I.D. is RandomTJ98 (or my theif is RandomTJ2). Have fun! Joseph! Activate the flashback machine!
A group of toad kids sit around a rocking chair.
Toad Kids: Storytime! Yay!
Toadsworth: Alright kids! this is the story of how the evil villains of 50 years ago, Christian and Nightmare, met!
One day, the evil spirit you all know and love (or hate), Christian, was plotting on how to defeat Mario, who had just defeated him in Chapter 2: The Sandy Sandy Ruins. He was plotting an evil scheme to steal a Star Thingy and use it on Mario. Unbeknownst to him, he would have help.
Christian: I really need help if I'm going to stop Mario! This is really pissing me off!
: I may be able to help.
Christian: Who the hell are you!
: I am the darkling who has no name. NIGHTMARE!
Christian: But isn't your name Nightmare? That means you have a name!
Nightmare: I guess you're right. But I can help you defeat Mario!
Ten minutes later...
C: What are you up to?
N: I'm making a robot. It should be ready around Chapter 6. I call it Nighmareus Contraptionus. Or for short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
C: Uhh... I'm just gonna call it the Nightmarus Contraptionusus. So let's work on how we should get around to stopping Mario. Hey wait! What's that goomba doing here? Nightmare! Put on your glasses!
Christian pulls out one of those things from MIB and uses it on the Goomba, while he gets in a Bowser-Yowser suit.
C: How was your day at the circus Joe?
Joe: Elephants are bigger in person!
C: Now go away and jump off a cliff into some lava!
Joe: Yes sir!
N: ... How the FUCK did that work? You're lucky I put on the sunglasses in time.
C: Well, when you can control minds, it's easy! But anyways, that robot will come in handy when we need to kill Mario!
Nightmareus Contraptionus: Term Recognized. Kill Mario. Switching to less-than-normal-mode.
He transforms to look like a miniature Nightmare.
NC: Come on guys, let's do this! Let's go! LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEENNNKKKKINNS!
C: Please! Make him unable to say that again...
N: Alright! That was my fault. I saw that Leroy Jenkins WoW video and I had to put it in. Just google it and see what I mean!
C: No. That was really creepy. Go make me a sandwhich.
NC: Term recognized. Making Master a sandwhich.
C: Why did you put that in there? We almost never make sandwhiches.
N: WHAT! You've had me make you 20 sandwhiches in the last 10 minutes! How the hell did you even eat them all that fast?
C: Oh, I've been using them to build a statue of our glory. Our SANDWHICH glory! People across the globe will fear the glory of Chrisandwhich and Nightmandwhich!
N: Those were terrible names. But why haven't I seen this statue you speak of? And why will people fear statues made of sandwhiches? But let's get back to our plan. To kill Mario then we have to steal a Creepy Star Thingy, like the one at Tubba Lard-er Blubba's fortress. Then we will take over the world!
C: It seems kind of flawwed. Maybe we should get help. Maybe from that pichu over there. Hey wait! This is a Mario game! There are no pichus in Mario games! (This takes place at an earlier part of "Pikario & Chuigi: Poke'star Saga" when Chuigi is still a pichu.)
Chuigi: I'm just here looking for something to do. If you're trying to kill Bowser-Yowser then I'm game.
C: Go away!
Ch: FINE! Maybe I'll just go join Mario!
C: FINE!
Ch: FINE!
C: FINE!
Ch: FINE!
N: SHUT UP!
C: Okay! Let's just steal the star thingy!
N: Alright!
Toadsworth: And that is how the most evil villains ever met! Now go to sleep you little brats!
The End!