52. I will not go to the gates of the underworld and call Iskandar "The Fat Chicken Man".
Carter had traveled to the underworld and now he was going to meet Iskandar since Zia and Sadie cried at the idea.
"Iskander where are you?" called Carter.
"I am here Carter do you need my help?" asked Iskander.
"No but Zia called you a The Fat Chicken Man once," answered Carter.
"Carter don't lie to me Carter," said Iskander.
"Fine I called you The Fat Chicken Man," responded Carter.
"Good because I teleported Zia here to hear that," commented Iskander.
"Oh Shit!" exclaimed Carter.
53. I will not invite Vlad to Carter's b-day party.
Iskader had created the perfect revenge rule and now it had been set in motion.
"Hey Carter happy birthday vhat a party," said Vlad.
"Vlad get ou!t I thought Desjardins killed you and didn't you die when we played NCIS?" responded Carter.
"Yes but Anubis loosened some strings so I could come," answered Vlad.
"But why?" asked Carter.
"He said something about rule 32," answered Vlad.
"Seriously the emo rule?" asked Carter.
"Yep but I brought the Vodka!" exclaimed Vlad.
"Oh yeah!" responded Carter.
"Carter Julies Kane you will not drink you hear me!" came Ruby's voice.
"Sorry Mom," replied Carter.
54. I will not tell Philip of Macedonia that he's an albino.
"Hey Philip waz up?" asked Sadie.
"Hsssssssssssssss," hissed Philip of Macedonia.
"Nothing much huh?" responded Sadie.
"Hsss," hissed Philip.
"Oh I almost forgot, your an albino," said Sadie.
"!" hissed Philip as he attacked.
"Ahhh!" shrieked Sadie.
55. I will not tell Set that disco died a LONG time ago.
Set was dancing under a disco ball in his red tuxedo when all of the sudden Horus, Osiris and Isis burst into his room.
"Hey Set!" yelled Isis.
"What?" asked Set.
"You know disco died a long time a go?" asked Osiris.
"So?" shot Set.
"So you should get over it," answered Horus.
"What?No way, disco forever!" exclaimed Set.
Hey I was thinking should I do another rule like the NCIS one I'm thinking either Law & Order: SVU or James Bond.