Meow! Hi, everyone! Meow! Um...I'm feeling so cat-like today! Nyaao! (purrs) Lol! Okay, I won't do that again! Um...let me see, in the previous chappy, the two lovebirds had another...ehem! Right...so, what am I going to do in this chappy? Hm...oh well, I'll just write and write until a title appears in my head, ne? Lol! Woot!

Itachi: (sweatdrop) You're still being your old self, huh?

Koneko: Yeah...I guess so... (grins sheepishly)

Itachi: (more sweatdrops) ...right...after such a long time that we're separated...

Koneko: Um... (sweatdrop)

Itachi: ...I miss you so much, Koneko-chan! (hugs Koneko)

Kyaa! Let go of me, you pervert! gaara-kun, help me! Aaaaahhh! Help me!! XO

Note: Yaoi story ahead, so beware! Don't like it, don't ever dream of reading it! And no flaming please! Or else, I swear I'll go and kill you someday! AU, OOC

Pairings: Obviously, SasuNaru. Other pairings will come up some time later

Disclaimer: (goes and kills Masashi Kishimoto) Now, I declare that Naruto belongs to me! Muahaha! "Oh no you don't! That dobe belongs to me, and only me!" - Sasuke (O.o)

Full Summary

Naruto was caught stealing at the castle. He was about to be sentenced to death when the guards was stopped by Prince Sasuke. He then made a deal with the blond. In order to survive, Naruto had to agree with the deal which was making him...the prince's personal attendant! Why would the prince choose him, a commoner, to be his personal attendant? Read on to find out!

Day Thirteen: Morning in the Castle

"Nnh...?" the kitsune tried to sat, but then his head felt like it was about to explode. "Oww! My head..."

"...Naruto? Daijoubu?"

The blond looked up at the raven, holding his dizzy head. "...not really..."

Suddenly, he pushed the prince away, got off the bed and quickly ran into the bathroom. He began to throw up into the toilet bowl. Sasuke, startled, immediately went into the bathroom. He rubbed the smaller boy's back so he could vomit easier. After a few minutes, Naruto finally stopped throwing up and was then sitting on the cold floor weakly.

"Oi...daijoubu?"

"H-hai...I think so..." the boy nodded, smiling slightly at the Uchiha.

"Really?" the taller guy asked again, unsure. "I can take you to the royal family's doctor if you want."

The kitsune shook his head. "I-iie...no need, I'm perfectly fine..."

"...okay then..."

The raven decided it was best not to argue with his lover anymore, since the blond did not look really well. He then helped the boy to get to his feet and have his bath. While he was doing so, Sasuke flushed the vomit in the toilet bowl and went out of the bathroom to pick Naruto's clothes which laid all around the room.

'Geez...his clothes are scattered everywhere...' he then noticed a pink panty. Smirking, he walked towards it, bent down and picked it with one hand. 'Hn...he was really intending to make me go all over him last night, wasn't he?' he snickered and put the panty into his closet (eww! PERVERT!!) in case he wanted it to use it later.

"...what are you doing, Sasuke?"

"Hn?" the raven turned around and saw the kitsune staring at him from the bathroom's door, wearing only a piece of towel. "...nothing. You're feeling better now, Naruto?" he asked, changing the subject immediately.

"Mm..." the blond nodded, smiling.

Sasuke approached him and carressed his whiskered cheek. "That's good...can I kiss you?"

The smaller boy blushed, but he nodded after a few seconds. The taller guy then kissed him gently. After a while, Naruto parted his lips so that the prince could enter his mouth. When the raven slid his togue into the hot cavern, the kitsune started to moan as his hands reached for support on Sasuke's shoulders while the guy hugged him.

"Mn..nn..."

A minute later, they broke apart. The blond gazed into the guy's eyes, faint blush could be seen on his cheeks. Then, he quickly let go of the raven and scurried towards his room which was just beside the prince's room. Sasuke smirked at his behaviour and went into the bathroom to get himself a shower as well. 'Such a cutie...dobe...'

Later...

"Ne, Sasuke?"

"...hn?"

"You promised that we'll get Iruka-sensei to live in the castle, right?" he leaned towards Sasuke, whom nodded in return. "Well then...can we go get him today? That is, if you're not busy today..." he munched on his scrambled egg.

The raven stared at his food for a while. "...okay..."

"Really? Arigato gozaimasu, Sasuke! Aishiteru!" the blond squealed and hugged the prince.

The taller guy blushed slightly but let the smaller boy hug and kiss him. Later, when they had finished their breakfast, the couple went out of the castle and headed to Iruka's house. When they reached the double-storey house about fifteen minutes later, they found out that the long-haired brunette was not at home.

"Eh?" the blond furrowed his brows and pouted. "Where could he be?"

"Who knows...he might went to buy groceries or something..." the raven stated.

"...what's the time now, Sasuke?"

Sasuke cocked his brow, but looked at his watch nevertheless. "Half past ten, why?"

Naruto did not answer him. Instead, he just made a thoughtful face and went to rest under a tree. The prince frowned and approached the smaller boy. The kitsune was sitting against the tree trunk by then, brows furrowed together as if he was thinking of something. The raven gave him a weird look as he walked towards the other male.

"...what are you doing?"

"I'm waiting for Iruka-sensei," the blond replied matter-of factly. "What you said just now is right, Iruka's in the middle of his weekly grocery shopping. He'll be back in a matter of minutes..."

"..."

Suddenly...

"...Naruto?"

"Hm?" Naruto looked up. "...Iruka-sensei! You're here!"

(((-- to be continued --)))

Yosh! The end of this chappy! Not too bad...for a girl who just writes without having a single idea in her head. Lol! Very funny! Um...what should I write now? Hm...oh right, Naruto's vomiting! Kyaa! Is he pregnant? Dun dun dun! I don't know, you'll fnd out in later chappies! Lol! Woot! I love making you wait! Muahahaha! Woot!

Itachi: So...Naruto-kun's going to get pregnant? Or is he already pregnant?

Koneko: Not telling! Woot!

Itachi: Hm...what if I say I'll rape you?

Koneko: (shudders and widens eyes) ...KYAA!! Raper! Kyaa! Run for your life! Save me, Gaara-kun!! (runs around the room)

Itachi: (huge sweatdrop) ...chill down, I'm only joking...

Phew! Luckily Itachi-san's only kidding. If not... Woot! Please review! Ja ne!