Hiashi paced the floor in irritation. He just couldn't believe his daughter or nephew's behavior. They had their eyes to the floor and waited for him to speak.

"I am disappoint! What has gotten into you two! All this fighting and blowing things up..." He held up the rocket launcher. "Where did you get this?"

"... T-Tenten had a garage sale."

Hiashi shook his head. "I'd expect things like this from Neji, but not you. First you kill my favorite daughter, then you go buck wild with a rocket launcher? I think you've been spending way too much time with your cousin."

Neji was beyond offended at this point. "What's that supposed to mean? Are you suggesting that I'm a bad influence?"

Hiashi slapped his nephew so hard he flew across the room and hit the wall.

"Was anyone talking to you, branch bastard?" He watched Neji lying on the floor and kicked him. "And what's with this disgusting haircut of yours? You're a Hyuuga. Not a whore!"

"Father, leave him alone! Please!" Hinata cried.

Hiashi ignored his daughter and kept his focus on Neji. "You won't be corrupting Hinata anymore!"

Neji was scared. He knew that hand seal. This asshole was seriously about to activate the curse mark. He shut his eyes and waited for the excruciating pain.

But it never came.

Hinata quickly sprang into action. She ripped Hiashi's arm off and smacked him across the face with it. She continued to beat her father with his own limb, but he just wouldn't fall. Hinata drop kicked him to the ground and took the opportunity to break his neck. After that ordeal was over, Hinata ran to her cousin.

"Are you okay, Neji?"

"... I'll be fine... thanks."

"I'm so sorry. I didn't know he treated you like that..."

Neji stayed quiet and looked at his uncle's dead body, then back at Hinata.

"Heh, I know I told you to be more assertive, but damn. When did you become so violent?"

Hinata shrugged and they both had a big laugh.

"So, I guess you're head of the clan now, huh?"

Hinata smiled. It was true. She was in charge and could do whatever the fuck she wanted. No more Hyuuga clan bullshit.

"I am aren't I... I think the first thing I'm going to do is throw a "Hiashi's going to hell" party.

Neji nodded. "Sounds like a plan."

Naruto and Gaara were almost to Lee's house. They only had a few more minutes of walking left.

"Look Gaara, there's gotta be some rules if we're staying with Lee. If I'm trying to sleep or something, I don't wanna hear you two fucking in the next room."

"Whoa whoa whoooa! Excuse me, who said we were doing... that...?"

"Well by the way you talk, I just assumed..."

"What kind of person do you think I am? Some horny bastard that would take advantage of someone? Jeeez..."

"Look, I'm sorry. Forget I said anything."

"..."

"..."

"... You know, we've only kissed a bit."

"Eeew really? I'm sorry, but the thought of Lee being romantically involved with anyone just scares the shit out of me..."

"Why?"

"Because he's... LEE!"

Gaara rolled his eyes. "I think he's sweet. He's a hell of a lot better than Sas-gay."

"Pfffft. He wasn't that bad..."

"Sasuke was a stupid dickhead who did nothing but hurt you. You should find someone else."

"Like who, Gaara? Who?"

"Well, you screwed your chances with Hinata... wait, didn't you like that Sakura bitch?"

"She keeps whooping my ass."

"Ha! What if I set you up with my sister?"

"So she could whoop my ass?"

Gaara laughs. "How about Shino?"

"Okay, now you're just being silly. Why the fuck would I date Shino?"

"You never know. He could be a sexy mother fucker. Don't let all those layers fool you."

"You're so retarded."

Finally they reached their destination. "You ready for this, Naruto?"

"... Yeah, sure."

Gaara knocked on the door and they both waited patiently. When Naruto heard footsteps getting closer, he sighed. This was going to be one hell of a stay.

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