Chapter thirteen inspired by this link: h t t p / w w w . f a d e e v a . c o m / B e a s t s / s t u f f e d g o a t . j p g Whoever posted that online? Thank you. xD It killed me twice, and inspired me. I owe you.

Usual disclaimers apply.

(Bakura says thank you to the one person who got him an XMas gift, and the others say thank god no one got him weapons.)

Spock the goat belongs to me, the idea of owning a goat belonged to me before Seto got it into his brain, and I named Spock on my own with Reiyne's help. So Spock is my goat for real in my head. ;P But feel free to get your own goat! (And for anyone who's curious, while Seto has beaten Flannery, I still have not. XD But Combusken did grow a level!)

Would Fluffy get along with a goat? This is the question I have asked myself fifteen times today since we stepped foot into the petting zoo.

I've been staring into the goat pen for the past hour. Marik wandered off somewhere. Reiyne midget is here with me. Watching the goats. She wants a pet goat. So do I. We agreed to buy one. Now it's a matter of does Fluffy like goats?

Screw it, I'm buying a goat.

Three hours, two hundred dollars, and one goat later, I'm leading Reyne and a goat out of the petting zoo on a rope. The goat, I mean. Not Reiyne. Marik won't let me. I asked.

She named the goat Spock. Who names a goat Spock? ...Who owns a goat, for that matter...

We brought ...Spock (Kirk sounds cooler)... back to my place. Fluffy and (Kirk!) Spock seem to get along quite well.

Turns out Mokuba is afraid of goats.

Huh, and I never even knew...

He avoids Spock (Kiiiirk) like the plague. Claims he's not scared, but he's lying. And Spock (still Kirk) knows he is. Goats smell fear. Or is that carnivores? Well, whatever. Spock (I give up...) smells his fear because I said so. And he follows Mokuba around. Like a black cloud of misery and fear that's actually a grey white cloud.

Are goats normally so fuzzy? It's like a walking shag carpet. With horns. ...A walking shag carpet with horns, that is the size of a small pony.

Spock settled himself into the backyard.Like he lived ther-Oh right. He does now. Well, anyway. I didn't know goats ate grass. Or toast. Or tin cans... Why is Spock eating from the garbage?

"Why is the goat eating from the garbage?" Marik doesn't understand the sublties of goatlife very well.

"Obviously, he finds it delicious." In an alternate universe, my response would have been accompanied by some sort of supercool Batman music.

But not here. Dammit. At least I have my ultracool Batman shoes. They're from Batman.

Marik's staring at me again for some reason. "Seto?"

"Hm?"

"...You're crazy." He went inside. I stayed outside to watch Spock for a little longer.

I need to stop living in my head.

Is it just me, or are these getting shorter the longer this goes on? ...I don't even know when this is going to end, it's kinda taken on a life of it's own now... So, yes. It might end soon, it might not. Hell, it may never end. But I dunno. I'll find out when you guys do. So, see that little button? Have fun with it. xP

Next week on Brownie Points: Spock the Goat has joined the family. Marik and Seto are once again an item. Yami and Ryou(Or is it Bakura?) show up for a surprise visit. Can Mokuba conquer his fear of goats? And Tristan learns a devastating secret about the true origins of his hair!