I'm back with part two! Hope you like it!
side note: I was having a conversation with my mom a while ago, she was telling me something that i already knew about. I was going to say the Japanese phrase "I told you!" but i caught myself and accidentally said 'Duck'. My mom looked at me weird and laughed. O__o Just thought you ought to know. ^__^
Warning: Crack! and Implied KuroFai everywhere!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything except twists and turns.
Enjoy!
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Fai shivers at idea. It was chilling, horrifying and absolutely atrocious. He couldn't imagine such a thing even existed.
So the young yet brave Syaoron intervenes.
"But Fai; Het is not poisonous!"
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"In the name of the gay, I shall punish you!"
*WHACK*
"OW! Damn it mage! Quit hitting me with that stupid stick!"
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Fai stares at the TV with a thoughtful look on his face.
"Hmm. I think I saw a porno like this one once."
Kurogane gaped at the wizard. Utterly speechless.
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Fai grabs Kurogane's face with both hands with a starry expression on his face.
"Kiss me, you fool!"
Kurogane's left eye twitches.
"Let….go…of..My…face!"
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After class, Fai was sitting on a chair in his chemistry classroom.
He sighed.
"Life is so boring."
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Kurogane looks straightforward with a deadpan look on his face.
"Look; the only thing that wizard is good for is for sex!"
Tomoyo looks over to Fai to see that he has no idea what's going on.
She's still not convinced.
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Fai turns his head with a teasing smirk.
"Meh. I had better."
He can practically feel Kurogane's deadly glare at him.
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"Oh~! Kuro-sama is so manly~!
Kurogane look ahead with a huge grin on his face.
"Rawr."
(A/N: O__O what?)
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Fai and Mokona were lying around as they laze about.
"Hyuu~! We want smex~!"
They forgot that Syaoron was in the same room as well.
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Kurogane puts his finger in his ear as he is in major disbelief.
"Wait. Did you happen to say 'Fai' and 'straight' in the same sentence?"
For once Fai didn't comment.
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Fai laughs as he points at Kurogane with a victory smirk.
"Ha! I OTP'd all over you!"
Kurogane was less then amused.
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Kurogane crosses his arms and grunt in irritation.
"I'm not Uke!"
Fai and Sakura just stare at him.
"Uke?"
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Mokona giggled as she sees Kurogane chasing Fai for the hundredth time.
"Ha ha! Kuro-puu's so far into the closet, he's in Narnia!"
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Fai chuckles as he holds a small stack of paper in his hands.
"Ha ha ha! Porn!"
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Fai sits on the grass on a sunny day and looks up.
He was beyond amazed.
"Ohh~! Shiny!"
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In the country of Jade, Fai just stood there as his mouth curved up into a smile.
"Hee hee! Crack."
"Seriously mage; what is wrong with you?"
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Kurogane hmphs at the question Sakura asked.
"Gay is a strong word, Princess."
Mokona then giggled and whispered into Sakura's ear.
"Of course not; Kuro-puu's Fai-sexual~!"
"WHAT WAS THAT PORK BUN!?"
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Kurogane looks at a book and scoffs at the content.
"FaiXKurogane? What genius invented that?"
Fai walks away ever so slowly while pretending to whistle.
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Fai picks up a feathered pen and smirks at his 'daughter'.
"Writers are liars my dear."
Sakura has never been more confused.
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Fai pats Kurogane's head.
"Aww~! That's a good doggy."
Kurogane growled.
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Kurogane turns his head away when Fai looks at his direction.
"I will not give in!"
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Kurogane looks down at Fai with authority.
"Kuro-seme says: Pants down now."
Fai couldn't agree more with that command.
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Fai looks into Kurogane's hakama with a lusty smile.
"Ohh~! Now what do we have here~?"
"Goddamn it Mage! Get the hell off!"
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Fai drags Kurogane to the main desk at the hotel.
"One room please!"
The face on the receptionist was priceless.
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Fai points above Kurogane's head with mocking curiosity.
"Oh look Kuro-pi! It's another R-rated fanfic of us!"
Kurogane gagged.
"I bet it's those fan girls again."
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Kurogane looks at the blonde with anticipation.
"Are you taken?"
The blonde seems flattered.
"Not if you're interested."
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Fai puts his hand on his hip and flips his other in a fruity fashion.
"Keep it gay!"
Guess who he was thinking of.
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Kurogane felt a tug on his left arm. He sees Fai holding onto him with a smile.
"What wizard?"
Fai's smile softens a bit.
"I just wanted to hold your hand."
Kurogane made no move to detach from the mage.
They stayed like that for the rest of the day.
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END
I might do part three but i need to see more funny icons to do it. If anyone can give me links on 'Grouped' icons of Tsubasa, that'll be great!
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until next time! ^__^