Ok my lovelies you better like this cause it caused me 3 rounds of head-against-wall therapy and My sister to completely disown me. NO ONE TOOK ANY CREEPERS OR ENDERMEN! D: Oh and I'm going to watch Smurfs 2 with my little sister tomorrow and your all invited to my self respects funeral. Tickets are free and if you bring request for this story you can get popcorn.
I would like to thank everyone for reading and reviewing but I need request so it is easier to write- I will try to upload every three days but I can tell you one thing- I probaly won't.


Physical exams~ oooh!

The host club walked toward the hall together, the nations still watching them.

"So what are physical exams- in Britain we don't have anything like that."

"Yeh- it kinda sounds dodgy." Alfred stood at the front of the group like the hero he was. Ivan was at the back still getting over the outburst from yesterday- Feliciano stood beside him.

"Oh it's just an ordinary physical exam, they measure you, weigh you and make sure your healthy." The twins spoke at the same time while playing on a 3DS.

"Oh lovely we sound just like bloody cows." Arthur was not in the mood.

"Uh guys- what about the marks." Feliciano spoke and the nations stopped.

"Um we could cover them up right?"

"You have to take of your clothes."

"Shit does anyone have concealer or something?"

"How's that going to cover up your 9-11?"

"Oh god what are the other students going to think?"

"Nyet- our bosses have properly fixed it so we don't have to do anything."

"We have concealer!" The host club shouted, except from Haruhi who was the only girl in the group.

"Thanks much!" and the host club was left with only Canada to watch them- good thing he has a nice peaceful history...


"Mr. Braginski please come right this way." The girls stood watching as Ivan walked up to the nurse, he was about twice the height but at least you could spot him easily in a crowd- sadly.

Ivan was as nervous as can be but managed to pull his normal cheerful smile and walked over.

"Please take off your shirt you can undress in there if you like." Ivan walked over and the girls inched in a little closer

3 minutes later...

"Mr. Braginski can you please come out."

"What I have to come out but what about the girls? I don't think it's very reasonable to let them see me like this!" Ivans voice a little higher than usual.

The nurse sighed. "Please sir. I don't think that the girls will be looking- they are too busy watching the other men." And Ivan came out.


"Thank you, last thing, we are going to have to wash of that makeup to check if your skin is healthy."

The girls looked confused. Ivan was devastated.

"Uh- what make up? Nyet no make up here." The nurse came back with her kind smile and a cloth and wiped and his back, then her eyes grew huge.

"Excuse me sir but you seem to have a few marks on your back."

"Yeah can I put my shirt back on this is really uncomfortable." The girls had taken their eyes off his muscles and now looked at the Nurse."

"I'm sorry but we have to finish the Exam." The spoke kindly but her eyes were filled with a determination that only a fire bell could put down. She walked around him and rubbed off some more consealer revealing huge burns and scars- small ones too.

The crowd gasped ,somewhere off a few more gasps from another crowd ,and another and a fan girl squeal from a certain embarrassed Canadians group.

Ivan jumped back, pulling the curtains closed and grabbing his stuff. A few minutes later he left, so did America and England, once again leaving Canada to look after the group.


Spoilers- I has no Idea what next- I know how to get rid of the countries and A sequel planned but what will happen in the next chapter! GAH! NO CREEPERS TILL SOMEONE REQUEST HAHAHAH!