JoAnne walked over to the...is it seven campers? Yeah, seven. She grinned and held up Dance Dance Revolution. "Hope you guys are ready to dance."
*Toilet Cam*
Shadow's POV
"The MINUTE I get those rings, I'm running for my life."
Charge's POV
"Seriously? If I could host a dance show, I can dance."
Leah's POV
Leah was holding her iPod and busting out to "I'm A Gummy Bear!"
Hurricane's POV
"I just KNOW she's gonna turn this into a nightmare. Example? Oh. You-you don't need one? Uh...Awkward..."
Bean's POV
Bean was licking the toilet. "Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick." He looked up at the camera. "Uh, a little privacy?"
Tails' POV
Tails was still holding a toaster. He stared at it, then grabbed the cord. He got electrocuted and fell off the seat, twitching. Cream came in. "Cool, you made a new dance! Let's call it the Toaster Twitch!"
Later...
JoAnne rolled out the dance game thing and hooked it up to a Wii, hooked up to possibly the largest tv ever. "You didn't steal that, did you?" Shadow asked, looking around like cops were going to jump out and attack them.
JoAnne grinned. "No. I got it from the Pie Store." They blinked. JoAnne turned the game on. "DANCE!" The "Witch Doctor" song started playing.
"I hate this song." CHarge muttered. JoAnne whacked him on the shoulder. "What the Canada was that for?"
"You missed a step." JoAnne pointed to the screen, where dance steps were coming on so fast if you paused you would miss one. CHarge got whacked again as he missed some beats.
Just then, a shape like a chao appeared at the top of the tv. "WHat the-" I'm sure we would've liked to know how Leah finished that, but, as she had jumped into Charge's arms, she probably forgot.
*Toilet Cam*
Leah's POV
"WHAT THE PIE?"
Back to the challenge...
"Uh, Leah?' Charge said as the chao shape released the last three fireworks, and Leah gripped Charge even tighter. "Can you please let go?"
"THE MONKEYS ARE AFTER ME!" She yelled, surprising everyone, including our faavorite hybrid.
The chao shape landed in front of the tv. It was GIR. "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts, coconuts, today will be a cocnut day! Cocnuts are white in the middle, take a coconut tree and throw it on your hea,d then I would say that your probably dead. Coconuts-" Omochao landed beside him as our seven contestants and host stared at the dancing, singing robot.
"Idiot!" Omochao whacked GIR on the head. "I told you to put the dancing machine on the rabbit! She must win! I-" The annoying whatever looked at his(can you even call it an it?) audience. "Uh. Did I justs ay that out loud."
JoAnne took out SweetPie. "Well. Looks like we found our annoying perp." She picked up the robotic chao and threw it a shard as she could to the water.
"NOOOO! I will-" Fortunately, Omochao's wires shortcircutied, so he couldn't finish that sentence. GIR ran in after him.
"That was-" JoAnne started to say, but was interrupted by a dragon running into her, screaming about unfairness.
"Flare!" CHagr,e Hurricane and Leah blinked with surprise. "I thought we rigged it so you would get voted off?"
"YOU WHAT?" Flare yelled, turning to his untrustoworthy former teammates. "How could you?"
Charge backed off. "Uh. We had to make sure we won?" Flare glared at him, said something about (censored) revenge, and stomped off.
"THAT was a disturbing intrusion." JoAnne dusted off her outfit. "Now. Since Cream was obviuosly the object of cheating, however inderectly, SHE IS TO BE TAKEN TO THE BOAT OF LOSERS!"
Cream started to protest. But,a s we have previoulsy seen, no one argues with JoAnne. She glued Cream's mouth shut ("JoAnne, I didn't even know! WHy would-mmmmhh-erg!), and propelled her onto the boat. She smiled a the contestants,s till standing there in shock (except for Leah, sitting in Charge's arms in shock), and said, "Now. Back to your cabins while you wait for the next challenge."
She turned to the camera. "Who did you think the perp was? Will leah ever get out of CHarge's arms?"
"LEAH!" Charge yelled from far away. I don't know whether she got out or not, but it would sure be an interesting story.
"Will Flare, GIR, and...what was the thing's name? Eh. WIll they get their revenge? ANd why are you still reading?"
