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Chapter 13: The Good The Bad and the Torture
We were rushin' through the forest in a frenzy. Kiba was clearly worried and Shino (despite his neutral expression) I could tell was too. I looked back at them. "Don' worry we'll get her back. We just need ta be careful," I said tryin' ta reassure them. After a little bit we heard a roar and it was close so we stopped on some branches and got ready I drew my Zanpakto. "Get ready, they'll be here any minute an' aim fer the mask but when you do destroy it all. Rule # 1 of fighting Hollows never under any circumstances look at what's under the mask, you'll only regret it," I warn em. And not a moment later they attacked. KIba charged right in with Akamaru and Shino I took a stance. "Alright I hear you all got the Sharingan in yer eyes. That is if yer up to it," I said pointin' my blade at 'em. Sure enough they flashed on the Sharingan. I smiled cooly. "Well, let's begin," I said launchin' Shinso at the Hollows. They dodged but I nicked ones arm off causing it ta fall off. It became enraged and charged at me and I destroyed it with a Kido. A winged Hollow charged at me and I dodged getting higher up. I put my hands together and started doing some hands signs. The Hollow came up from the tree tops and charged at me as I completed my Kido Jutsu. I threw Shinso into the air and put my arms behind me as far as I could. "Kido Style: Hoshi no Shūtingugēmu!" I placed my hands in front of me and a beam shot out incinerating the Hollow. Two more showed up behind me and started to claw at me. I dodged their strikes a bit before jumpin on one of their heads and grabbing my Zanpakto from the air as it was coming down. I shot it at them but they dodged. Looks like I'll have to take it up a notch but before I could one stretched its clawed finger at me and shot it at me like Shinso! I grew surprised and got impaled in the shoulder.
I grunted as the creature pulled its claw out and started to laugh. "What's wrong Shinigami? Are you too tired, maybe you should just quit. If you do I'll make your death swift! The more you fight the less likely you'll win! Every move you make I can see it coming a mile away! When you attack that attack becomes mine! You are nothing before us, the Shiaringan-class Hollows! Hahahahaha! We'll kill you and those little squirts back the- oh wait I sense one of their Reiatsus has already disappeared the doggy one I think! Hahahaha! Die!" It was right I felt Kiba's Reatsu disappear to. This was not good I had to get to him, Shino, and Akamaru fast. I shouldn't have brought them with me. But, before I could do anything the Hollow launched another "Shinso" at me. I dodged but barely. It was stupid to have taken my eyes off the battle I need to focus. Also, when did I ever care if someone died on my side or not! Sigh. Konoha's made me soft. Not that that's entirely a bad thing either. Well, first things first I have to deal with this twip. That's his name now, Twip.
"Yo, Twip!" I called out to the Hollow.
He glared at me vicously, "What did you call me?" he asked.
"Aaaaaww, does the bwig bwad Hollow not like his name. You must have had an excruciating childhood," I said pouting. He roared at me.
"My childhood was just FINE thank you very much!" he yelled. I tilted my head and scratched my head lookin' confused.
"But, you grew up in Hueco Mundo. I thought your life was horrible by default if you lived outside Los Noches," I said.
"He's got a point," the other Hollow said turning his head to his Twip, "our lives were pretty horrible." He was only met with a claw to the face. "Aaaaagh!" he said reeling back.
"Shut up and deal with those boys!" Twip roared at … at … Looney?
"Fine," Looney said to Twip hopping away. Shit, I need to finish this fast. Twip turned around and looked at me glaringly.
"Prepare to die Shinigami scum!" he yelled charging at me. I quickly dodged and pointed my fingers at him.
"Hado #4 Byakurai," I said launching the lightning bolt straight at him hitting him dead center. He gah'd and flew back crashing through the treetops and I quickly followed and before he could reach the ground I sliced Trip in half from a distance with Shinso. He disappeared in ashes just like all Hollows. I landed on an unbroken limb and started to make my way to Kiba and the others. I quickly jumped from branch to branch looking for them until I sensed Looney's reiatsu and followed it. I knew it was the place when Shino hit the tree behind I quickly caught him and took him to another tree a little ways away before flashing back to see Akamaru growling at Looney with a seriously injured Kiba looking on helplessly.
"A…k-k..maru j-just run," he said to the pup. He just ignored him and charged at Looney.
"Stupid dog. Out of the way!" Looney yelled swiping at Akamaru causing him to crash into a tree with a yelp.
"Hey!" I yelled trying to grab Looney's attention. He turned around and growled.
"So, you're still alive, huh? Well, you won't be for long!" he yelled charging at me claws bared. I dodged and attacked swinging Shinso down on him. He blocked with his claws and attacked with his claws activating his Sharingan. I quickly shot a Byakurai at the claw causing it to fly off and become impaled in the ground. Using his shock to my advantage I swiped away his arm and stab him right in the mask. He roared and pointed his arm at Kiba.
"You may live," he said to me, "but he won't!" He said firing the tips of his claws at Kiba. I was caught by surprise and didn't have time to react.
"Kiba!" I yelled. But just before they hit him a blur passed in front of Kiba. I heard the sound of them piercing flesh and the form fell to the ground. It was Akamaru. Kiba turned his head and stared in pure shock.
"No," he said tears forming up in his eyes, "AKAMARU!" I rushed over with Looney disappearing behind me. Kiba was clutching the small dog shaking him and crying. "No, no please don't die. You aren't dead, right? Stop playing with me." He was clutching the little pup cryin'. I walked over and kneeled down.
"Kiba, take Akamaru's corpse and-" I began but Kiba cut me off.
"CORPSE!? CORPSE!? SHUT UP HE'S NOT DEAD. HE'S JUST PLAYING DEAD, right buddy?" he said looking down with one of those smiles that said he wasn't convinced of his own words. I shook my head.
"Face facts Kiba Akamaru is dead and this is a battle field you can't have an emotional breakdown in the middle of a fight. I dropped Shino off on a tree nearby grab him and get to the village. I'll take the rest alone," he nodded and tried to get up but quickly grunted and sat back down.
"Sorry, I can't. Injuries are to bad," he said.
Suddenly we heard a new voice, "Really, well to bad. For you that is." I turned around quickly but was quickly cut down with a blade. Standing over me was someone I did not expect to find here. I widened my eyes at the laughing figure above. None other than the former 5th Espada. Nnorita Gilga. He smiled down at me. "It has been a long time hasn't it Gin?" He said hitting me with a Cero from his finger hitting me dead in the chest. "I think I'll take the boy, thank you very much," He said grabbing Kiba. Unfortunately I was too injured to move. I noticed Kiba was now passed out. Nnorita snapped his fingers and many Hollows appeared behind me. He smirked at me, "Have fun, Gin." He sonido'd off the Hollows coming into the clearing and coming at me. I quickly tried to apply some Kaido to me. Wasn't as good as Most from Squad 4 but I'm decent. All I need is ta get me moving. Unfortunately the Hollows were closing in on me. Just when I was beginin' to think it was over a sudden blur appeared in the middle of the clearing mowing down Hollows to no end. I saw a flurry of blades flying every which way chopping of much Hollows. But, I what in my mind sealed my doom was what happened when he stopped.
"Yo yo yo! What's this now? These strange things ar crawiling about! I don't know about you, But I know certainly for me they are not match for Killer Bee!" the fat man wielding Seven Blades very stupidly said starting to rap. Hollows I think I'm willing to let you eat me right now. Oh, wait I need ta save Hinata and Kiba. Never mind. "Don't you worry Mr. Weird Eyes this strange things won't beat me! I slay 'em all once and for all and send them on to their graves, umm, hey!" Eat him Hollows, PLEASE.
Shino P.O.V.
I had no idea how long I was in that tree after Ichimaru-sensei rescued me for. My mind was really just blank on what had happened. Kiba and I pursued the Hollow and were able to defeat it. Unfortunately that's when the larger one showed up and well, kicked our asses clean off for lack of a better word. When I see that thing again I swear on my pride as an Aburame I will tear it limb from limb and personally cast its carcass into the pits of Hell itself. HAHAHAHAHA! Now you know why we Aburame's have great emotion control. If we didn't I highly doubt the surrounding landscape would survive. Fear the Aburame. Just fear them.
Well, as I was sitting in the tree just sitting there. Don't worry it's not like I was bleeding out or anythi- oh wait. I AM BLEEDING OUT! GIN-SENSEI YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT PAYING ATTENTION! NEXT THING YOU KNOW KIBA WILL GET KIDNAPED! He's going to get kidnapped now isn't he? Dammit. As I was saying I was sitting my tree (seriously why a tree, couldn't Gin-sensei have put me on the ground?) watching my blood flow off it when I heard two voices.
"I'm telling you we're lost," a female voice said. I couldn't see them since I was in a tree but, who needs to know if possibly your one and only hope for survival is a friend or foe, right?
"No we're not, Shizune," an older female voice said. Okay, so the other girls name is Shizune. Noted.
"Just saying, I mean do you even know where we are Lady Tsunade?" Shizune asked Tsu….na….de. OH MY GOD IT'S THE SLUG PRINCESS TSUNADE SENJU MISTRESS OF ALL THINGS HEALING! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LEFT MY PICTURES OF ALL THE GREATEST KUNOICHI BACK AT MY HOUSE! I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AN AUDOGRAPH! *cough* That is if you're into that sort of thing. Okay, I am literally in a tree and this is my only hope for survival. How do I get their attention from up in a tree.
"Oh my Kami is that tree bleeding!" I heard Shizune screech. Well, that solves that problem. I see someone jump up and it is a middle-aged looking woman with short blond hair, a green jacket, and a very very interesting upper chest. Fine, I admit I'm a closet pervert. Nowhere near as bad as Jiraiya or Kakashi.
"Are you okay?" she asks me. Really? And she's a medic-nin.
"Well, what do you think, Tsunade Senju," she nods and heads over to me and begins using healing jutsu on me.
"Don't move," she orders. I just look at her.
"Please, don't bother with me. My team is up ahead and they are in need of dire assistance. Please, help them," I ask of her. She nods and looks down.
"Shizune, deal with this boy's healing. His team is apparently up ahead. I'm going to assist them," she said before quickly speeding off.
"Wait," I tried to say but she was already long gone. Well she'll find out about the giant evil creatures soon enough. Now, what about this girl. Oh sweet mother its hideous I mean look at that disgusting ant. Now, as far as the girl goes…
Gin P.O.V.
Okay, if these things don't kill me the raps surely will. I mean seriously. Does this dude rap horribly all the time? Probably. Now as I was watching I decided to count the number of dead Hollows. 128… 129… 130…. Okay, I'm bored and probably missed like 200 Hollows with how fast he's moving. I could easily deal with that many mind you but I'm currently on the ground bleeding out. On the ground (why couldn't it have been a tree? Well, eventually it looked like he was about to get clawed at from behind by a Hollow. But, before I could warn him there was a loud boom! And the Hollow disappeared leaving only Tsunade Senju in its place.
"That's what I call successful physical therapy," I say to no one in particular.
Omake: Naruto's Adventures in Rukongai Pt. 2
Running for you life sucks. Especially when followed by a lady who stepped out of a Horror movie's nightmare is trying to kill you. I was rushing through the trees trying to get away from Unohana (not doing that well I might add) when I came out into a clearing and low and behold. There was a giant set of…. Arms? Well, whatever. It's safety.
"Help me!" I cry running for my life. Unohana was right on me and I thought I was going to die when I suddenly heard:
"Hey, what's goin' on here?" a female voice said. I look at said voice and see a woman with the biggest boobs you'll see in your life.
"Ah, Kukaku-san, how are you?" I heard Unohana's nice voice say and look to see she no longer had her hair undone and it was back in a braid with a smile on her face.
"I heard someone call for help," Kukaku said looking down on me, "What'd the brat do ta piss you off?" she said deadpanning.
"Nothing. He just claimed to be the son of Gin Ichimaru so I thought I'd take him to the Seireitei for questioning," she said politely.
"Uh, lady I only said my dad's name was Gin. Never once did I say it was Ichimaru. I got my mother's name. My dad's is Hichigo," I lied hoping it would work. She looked at me raising an eyebrow.
"Really? My bad. Forgive me," she said walking away. Just when I thought I was in the clear I felt Kukaku dragging me away.
Author's Notes: I am soooo sorry for how late this is. I started some new classes this semester and needed to get used to the schedule. I'm not sure if I'll be able to upload weekly like last year. Well, Bee, Tsunade, and Gin together. This will be fairly interesting as they are some of my favorite characters from their respective series. Also, Kukaku is dragging Naruto away. What nefarious things does she have planned and who will he meet next. You decide. Or not I really don't know at this point ideas are surely welcome. That's all I can think of. Callian31 signing out!