Been a bit, sorry about that. Let's see if I can bring some more laughs, though!
[Review Response(s)]
{TrueNight1025}: I still need a copy of Sonic '06 just so I can play as Silver... :)
Whose Line is it Anyways: S.E. 2
{Show 4}: Pre-Show and Let's Make a Date
"Good evening everybody, welcome to Whose Line...is what I would say if we could film the real show." Lyle stated to the hand-held camera being upheld by a strange golem thing. "If anyone's seeing this, let me explain. Basically we're waiting on the tech guys to fix our usual camera set-up for the recording and the VIP for tonight hasn't even shown up yet!"
"VIP?" Sonic asked, confused as usual.
"Our Very Important Player." Lyle said, sighing.
"You know, I have a better question." Amy said, looking around.
"Shoot."
"Why are there so many living dolls around here?" Amy said, pointing out not only the golem holding the camera, but several other dolls running and flying around.
"Free labor. I learned how to make them myself." Lyle said, shrugging. "Huh...thirsty. Can someone bring a Pepsi?"
An unimportant helper ran up, pushing an ice cart. Lyle opened the lid and grabbed a can, a fairy following behind.
"I'm the strongest!"
"Damn it, get back in the damned box!" Lyle said, smacking the blue clad fairy on the head, causing it to fall back in the box. Slamming the lid shut, the worker ran back offstage with the cart.
"What the crap is with everything today?" Shadow asked, irritated.
"I don't know, all I do know is t-" Lyle was cut off by a doll flying in front of him with a piece of paper. "The cameras are fixed? Awesome, all we need is our guest star!"
On cue, water burst out of the center of the stage, a hedgehog shooting up with it.
[ Starr the Hedgehog ]
Age: 22 (according to her body type and thinking)
Gender: Female
Fur Color: Black with blue streaks
Skin Color: Peach
Description: One quill on her head going back, two quills going out to the aside, two quills going downward, all have a blue streak on them (for better picture see my avatar picture)
Powers: Water (ex. Can turn herself into water, throw water balls, control water, etc.)
Clothes: Blue strapless dress with white trim on the top and bottom; shoes are like Shadow's but they are heels and blue instead of red, gloves like Shadow's as well.
"Hey, sorry I'm late!" Starr said, chuckling. Lyle simply sighed as water started to soak him.
"Now we need to fix the floor and get a mop." Lyle said.
"I'm still the strongest!" The blue fairy said, appearing out of nowhere.
"Get the HELL OUT!"
"Good evening everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! On tonight's show, we have Sonic, Amy, Shadow and Starr! I'm your host, Lyle Sol! Let's get things started!" Lyle said to kick off the show, running to his desk's seat. "Alright welcome! Whose Line is it Anyways, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Yep, they'll mean nothing after this show, just like anything aired on The Talk."
"CBS is going to sue, man." Sonic commented.
"Whatever. Let's move onto our first game, Let's Make a Date! Starr will be appearing on a dating type show, however, the only people she has to choose from is Sonic, Shadow, and Amy. Adding on to that, each of them shall have a strange characteristic to act out. So, with that in mind, take it away, Starr."
"Bachelor 1...I love presents. What would you get me as a present?" Starr said to Shadow, whose character appeared below him.
"A highly devoted member of the Church of Lyle."
"Now, I say, the best gift I can give to you is to awaken your FAITH! Revoke your earthly concepts and ascend to his LEVEL! Only then shall you be spared the insanity he shall bring to the souls of men!"
"Um...thanks, Bachelor 1. Bachelor 2? Same question." Starr asked Amy, whose character appeared below.
"A witch hoping her potions shall win over a beautiful man."
"Well, a present for the little girl, eh...I have a nice pair of ruby shoes, if you'd like them. Now, all I need for this potion is the hair of a girl..." Amy said, standing up. She quickly ran over to Lyle and pulled a strand of his hair.
"Ouch!"
"You dare to hurt the King of the End?" Shadow said, preaching at Amy. "You shall go to the depths of insanity! You shall regret your actions!" Amy continued to stir a pot of some kind.
"Um...Bachelor 3? What would our first date be like?"
"An angry drunk."
"The hell do ya mean first date? Haven't we been on, like, ten already? I swear, there's just no pleasin' ya!" Sonic said, heavily slurring his words.
"Um...right. Bachelor 1? How do you think a relationship stays together, what does a couple need?"
"They simply need faith in the King of Insanity! Shall he not find your choice worthy, you shall know as he drives you insane! Now, join me as I bow to the Lord!" Shadow ran over to the desk, bowing his head to Lyle, who simply sighed.
"Right...Bachelor 2? How would we settle a fight?"
"A fight? Simple, I'll knock you out with my magic!" Amy said, spooning a bit of whatever was in her pot and shoving it into Sonic's throat, who started to throw up in her lap. Lyle buzzed the game over, looking at Starr.
"Got some guesses?"
"No, but I have some mental scars."
"We all do. Get on with the game." Amy said, angry.
"Um...Shadow's a priest in the Church of Lyle?"
"Yep."
"Okay...Amy's a witch?"
"Yes, but what was she playing?" Sonic said, getting hit in the ribs by Amy's elbow.
"A witch trying to find love?"
"Close enough." Lyle said.
"And Sonic was drunk."
"Yep." Lyle said, buzzing the game over. "Alright, 1000 points to Shadow. With that, we cut to commercial. Don't change the channel!"
1000 points to anyone who knows what series I was referencing with the pre-show.