Day Twelve
Me: Look, eengk!, our brother and I are going to a retreat so I entrust the studio and the show to illumnity06...
illumnity06: (smiles)
Me: saskk and Terasu...
saskk and Terasu: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: flamma09 and tellus09...
flamma09 and tellus09: ROCK ON!!!!!
flamma09: I think that we're finally getting together...
tellus09: I like that...
flamma09: I like that too...
Me: And...
Jeremy: (smiles brightly)
Me: That's about all...
Jeremy: What about me?
eengk!: Okay gotta go... (grabs me by the arm)
Me: Wait!!!!
Jeremy: (smiles happily after scowling)
Me: BATHROOM!!!!!!!
Jeremy: (scowls)
Ten Minutes Later...
eengk!: You've been in the bathroom for ten minutes... can we go now?
kargatio: (my older brother. You see, I have an older brother, after him, eengk!, then me, then flamma09/tellus09) Get your big butt of the toilet seat!!!!!
Me: (from the bathroom) It's not big!!!!!! Can't a girl get any privacy??!!!!!!!!!
kargatio: You're a girl?!
Me: Didn't you know that earlier, that's why I always go to the girl's bathroom, pimpleface!!!
kargatio: (scowls)
Five Minutes Later...
BEEP BEEP!!!!!!
eengk!: We're going to leave you in the bathroom!!
Me: Wait!!!! (comes out with a toilet paper on my foot) STUPID TOILET PAPER!!!!!!! Wait, a little speech before I go...
kargatio: (grunts and pulls one arm while eengk! pulls the other)
Me: I HATE YOU JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!! (from outside)
Jeremy: I HATE YOU TOO!!!!!! BYE BYE!!!! (turns to them) Does that mean she loves me?
flamma09: No...
tellus09: (comes out) YEAH!!!! LET'S PARTY!!!!!!
illumnity06: Wait, bloopers first... (grabs by the collar)
tellus09: This isn't going to take long, is it?
saskk: No.
Jeremy: I am not going in the same room with him!!!! (points to tellus09)
illumnity06: Okay!!! (goes to the other room and closes the lights)
Jeremy: Wait!!!!! Come back!!!!
illumnity06: NOT LISTENING!!!!!!
Jeremy: You need to listen!!!!!
illumnity06: That's what you get for not taking a severely injured person to the hospital. You only took the energy drained to the hospital and she didn't even need the doctors, all she needed was rest!!!!
Jeremy: BUT STILL--!!!
flamma09: (comes back) I still have my casts you know!!! Wait, they're healed. Which means... (cracks knuckles and lunges towards Jeremy) I!!! HATE!!!!! YOU!!!!!!
Jeremy: Aah!!! Please stop!!!!
flamma09: In five seconds, give me five reasons why I should stop...
Jeremy: I---
flamma09: Fivefourthreetwoone!!!! TIME'S UP!!!!!! I!!!! STILL HATE!!!!! YOU!!!!!
illumnity06: To the bloopers...
saskk: Wait, at least tape this... (gets video camera) Ooh... that's nasty... okay he's dead...
flamma09: (kicks Jeremy) Dude, you're weak. I hate you...
tellus09: (comes back) I can't believe you lost to a ten year old girl...
Outside...
Sokka: Katara?
Katara: What is it now?
Sokka: I really really really have a feeling that flamma09's a ten year old...
Katara: You and your stupid idiotic instincs.
Aang: Sokka has intincs?
Toph: I bet they're stupid ones...
Katara: I agree...
Aang: Where's Gale?
Toph: I told you I hate that name!!!!
Aang: But we still named her Gale...
Toph: Are you deaf?
Aang: I don't know...
Taylour: Aaw... (looks at mud puddle which has Gale and Yuan in it) cute babies... such cute babies...
Azura: To the bath!!!!! (carries Gale and Yuan away)
flamma09: You know, I still didn't untie Zuko and Katara, oh and unglue Aang and Toph. Nah, who am I kidding?!! TO THE BLOOPERS!!!!!
Terasu: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day Six: Zutara Kisses take ten...
flamma09: COULD YOU JUST KISS ALREADY???!!!!!!!!!!
(Zuko and Katara kiss)
Me: Fifty nine, fifty eight... (looks at stopwatch) fifty seven, fifty six, fifty five...
director: CUT!!!
Me: What'd I do now?
director: You're supposed to miscount...
Me: HEY I'M NOT THAT DUMB!!!!!!!
Day Six: Who's Yue take eight...
Sokka: (recovers again)
Aang: Hey, Katara! I learned that Yue is in the Spirit World already.
Katara: Really?
Sokka: YUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: (short silence)...
Everybody: (looks at Toph)
Toph: What?
director: Cut!
Toph: Why?
director: You're supposed to ask who Yue is...
Toph: Oh, can we do that again?
Day Six: Who's Yue take nine...
Sokka: (recovers again)
Aang: Hey, Katara! I learned that Yue is in the Spirit World already.
Katara: Really?
Sokka: YUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: (short silence) Who's Yue?
Everybody: (slaps forehead)
Yue: (from the Spirit World) (slaps forehead)
Hei Bai: (from the Spirit World) (slaps forhead)
Me: (slaps forehead)
Homer: (slaps forehead) Yue, is that pretty girl who's in love with Sokka and sacrified her life for a white fish that Zhao killed.
director: Cut! You're not supposed to know who Yue is!
flamma09: How do you know Yue?
Me: You watch Avatar, don't you?
Homer: Not really... (hides DVD's of Avatar from Book One to Book two)
flamma09: He watches too much Avatar...
saskk: Homer watches Avatar?
illumnity06: As far as I can tell, no.
flamma09: By the way, where's that fat man?
Homer: (from the toilet) Still stuck!!! I want to watch my Avatar DVD's now...
tellus09: (comes back) I'll take care of him...
Jeremy: Hah!!! He watches too much Avatar!!!!! (laughs)
illumnity06: At least he doesn't watch Playhouse Disney...
Jeremy: It has good lessons you know!!!!
Day Seven: Toph and The Wrong Side of The Tent take one...
Katara: Great, thanks to Sokka, Yuan is crying. Again.
Toph: Uugh...
Katara: Wow, someone woke up in the wrong side of the tent.
Toph: I'm in the right side...
director: CUT!!!!! Change places...
Day Seven: Pushy Take two...
Aang: PUSHY!!!!
Toph: (pushes Aang)
Aang: STILL PUSHY!!!!!
Toph: (pulls Aang)
Aang: Hey, what'd you do that for?!!!
director: Cut!!! No pulling...
Day Seven: Taang Fights take one...
Aang: YOU!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!! TOO!!!!!!!!! PUSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: YOU'RE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: Is it just me, or did I just hear Toph say Aang's cute?
Katara: Were you talking to me?
Aang: PUSHY PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE!!!!!!
Toph: Oh yeah?!!!
Aang: Yeah!!!
Toph: (pulls ear)
Aang: OW!!!!! Why you-- (pulls nose)
Toph: OW!!!! (slaps Aang)
Aang: (slaps Toph back)
Toph and Aang: (slaps each other furiously and starts a cat fight)
Everybody: FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!! FIGHT!!!!...
director: Cut!! Stop fighting!
Toph and Aang: (doesn't listen and starts rolling on the ground, beating the heck out of each other)
director: I said CUT!!!!
Toph and Aang: (still doesn't listen and starts a bending battle)
director: CUT!!!!! NO BENDING BATTLES ALLOWED!!!!!!!
Toph and Aang: (gets raging mad and still doesn't listen and bending battle continues)
director: CUT!!!!! (gets hit by a boulder and passes out)
Camera Man: (looks at the boulder heading towards him and the camera breaks)
ZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: WHOA!!!!! TAANG!!!!!! I gotta get this!!!!!
Terasu: Was that a real cat fight?
Jeremy: Guess so...
Day Eight: No Hugging take four...
flamma09: BLINDBANDIT AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE TAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leans to hug me)
Me: Restraining order.
flamma09: (still hugs me)
director: CUT!!!! No hugging!!!!!
flamma09: But this expired already.
Me: It's part of the props.
Day Eight: The Closet take one...
Me: You're gonna give juice right?!!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: No... (looks at the studio kitchen) though we do have Tang juice. (gets pouch and waves it in the air) Want juice? Go get it!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws it to the closet)
Me: (stops in the tracks)
Jeremy: Hi...
Me: I'm not going to the closet!!!!!!!! (closes door)
Taang Lover 9 & 10: (pushes me towards the door)
Me: (gets hit on the head and passes out)
Taang Lover 9 & 10: (whistles their way out)
Day Eight: Beet Red take fourteen...
flamma09: Quit fighting you two love birds!!
Toph and Aang: We are not love birds!!!!!!!!!!!! (both turning beet red)
flamma09: Why are you both turning beet red? (short silence) You don't like each other, don't you?!
Toph and Aang: No we don't!!!
flamma09: Aang and Toph sitting on a tree... c'mon TLC!!!! Join me!!!!!
TLC, flamma09: K - I - S - S - I - N - G!!!!!
Toph and Aang: (bends a large boulder and hit through the wall and flamma09 get hit)
director: CUT!!!!! That's not supposed to happen!!!
tellus09: Sometimes, my own self creeps me out...
Jeremy: HAHA!!!!
tellus09: (shoots flame at him)
Jeremy: AAAH!!!! (faints) I'm dead...
Day Nine: Nose Poking take one...
Toph: Uuung... what happened last night? (spots Aang at the other side of the tent and wakes him up) Hey Aang...?
Aang: Ung... flying boars...
Toph: Aang, wake up. What happened last night? I couldn't feel clearly back then.
Aang: Last thing I remembered we were... uh...
Toph: We were what, twinkle toes??!!! What?!! What??!!! Huh??!!! HUH??!!! (poking his nose furiously)
Aang: You're hurting my nose...
Toph: I don't care!!!! (pokes his nose even stronger and hears him whimper and say "Ow..." every after poke)
director: CUT!!!! STOP POKING TOPH!!!!!!!
Day Nine: Aang and Toph wakes up take three...
Aang: (wakes up and sees Toph standing beside him) Morning Toph.
Toph: Morning, Twinkle Toes.
Aang: Wanna chase me?
Toph: Sure, now run.
Aang: Okay. (short silence) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
Toph: Come back here you pervert!!!!!!!
director: CUT!!!!! You're not going with the script!!! (Aang and Toph doesn't listen) Get those two back and we'll do this over again...
Day Nine: Aang Finds the Hosts are girls... take eighteen...
Aang:(runs toward the Studio) GUYS HELP ME!!!!! TO-- (flamma09 jumps from the staircase and freezes in the air and looks at Aang while I was about to take another bite from my pretzel) --so that's what you people look like...
illumnity06: (comes in with saskk and Terasu and holding a pretzel. She drops the pretzel and stares at Aang) Y-y-y... you're bald!!!!!
Aang: saskk's a girl?!!!! I thought she was a boy!!!
flamma09: Okay... we all know now that saskk's a girl...
Aang: Wait, everybody's a girl??!!!! ALL THE HOSTS ARE...G-G-G-GIRLS???!!!!!!! (stands in shock)
Me: Yup.
flamma09: Hey, Jeremy and Homer are boys...
Me: I know. But they act like a girl...
director: CUT!!! You're not going by the script!!
Everybody: (gets bags)
Jeremy: Should we quit?
director: Wait, no, no, no!!!! Come back!!!
tellus09: We did that?
illumnity06: Actually, no, Jeremy forced us to.
(Everybody looks angrily at Jeremy)
Jeremy: I was just giving a friendly suggestion.
illumnity06: Friendly?
Never Before Seen Scenes of the Avatar: Reality TV
(Aang and Toph are sleeping in the same rock tent)
Aang and Toph: (rolls into each other and bumps each other) Ow... (still doesn't wake up and rolls to the other side of the tent and hits the walls) Ow... (still doesn't wake up)
Me: This is interesting...
Jeremy: We should do like this more often...
Me: (gives him a stern look)
Me: (spots flamma09, running towards the tent with a video camera)
flamma09: TAANG!!!!! TAANG!!!!!! TAANG!!!!! (video tapes them while Aang and Toph run into each other again and hug each other)
Aang and Toph: (wakes up due to the screech and sees them hugging each other)
Toph: Yuck!! Twinkletoes!! What are you doing with me??!!
Aang: What are YOU doing with ME
flamma09: TAANG!!!!
Aang and Toph: Stay out of this!!!!!!! (earthbends a huge boulder and knocks her out)
flamma09: I still have the video cam!!!!!!!! (takes a video of them but Aang and Toph destroy it. flamma09 picks up the tape with hope that it wasn't broken but scowls when it breaks in half) I was going to post that in You Tube and Live Video!!!!!!!!!
tellus09: Sometimes, she creeps me out.
Homer: We're back and thank this hot guy who saved me!!!!!
tellus09: (twitches)
Jeremy: (scoffs) Hot... (mumbles something about tellus09)
Homer: (leans for a kiss)
tellus09: No kissing of guys please...
illumnity06: Well, we co-hosts are all alone now, so let's say we party!!!!!!
tellus09: You're speaking my language...
Jeremy: It would be more fun if she was here and he's not here... (mumbles more)
saskk and Terasu: PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!