Saturday, May 21
The wedding of Trunks and Bra Briefs to Catrina
Perretta and Goten Son took place today at 1:00 o'clock. The
wedding was
held at the home of Bulma Briefs, attended only by family and close friends.
Each couple recited their own vows
before sealing the marriage with the
traditional kiss. Catrina Parretta and Bra Briefs looked stunning in dresses
designed by
Catrina herself. Bra wore a strapless, princess cut dress
with a jeweled outline. Catrina had on a dress with flair from the
medieval era. Both grooms looked dashing in their formal wear. When
asked, Trunks and the new Mrs. Briefs said they couldn't
be happier and were eagerly awaiting the time they could, quote, "ditch this crowd and fly off into our sunset." Goten Son and
the newest Mrs. Son expressed equal
happiness and said, quote, "We are just biding our time until we can escape and
hole up
for the next week or so." Now the only question for this
reporter is who will conceive first?
-Marsha Santini