Kei-Kei Yuki: Remember, if you have a request let me know by either review or PM me! technically this one is not a request, it is just a hilarious idea that pop into my head when I was thinking about a hilarious KHR fanfic (The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada), so I just had to do this. The next request will be for all those who were begging for a Eishi x Soma chapter, so I hope that makes you happy. Eishi is both hot, cute, and adorable~!

Thirteenth Drabble: Cuddle-Buddies

It was an early morning at the Polar Star Dorm and Yuki was happily skipping down the hall, humming a cute little song seeing how she was on her way to wake up Soma. Grinning once an idea popped into her head, she knew how she should wake up a certain redhead chef. Once she reached Soma's door, Yuki didn't even bother to knock first as she burst open the door. "Oi! Yukihira! Wake up-" Yuki's words suddenly died on her tongue, brain crashing down before rebooting itself.

Yuki's eyes were glued onto the short but lean familiar figure; spiky brown and blonde hair looked wilder than usual as he sleepily rubbed his eyes. Lifting his head from a certain redhead sleeping-beauty's bosom that he was using as a pillow, he narrowed his eyes at Yuki who suddenly gained a ghostly pale complexion, only to have him direct his eyes towards the window.

"It's morning already?" yawned Kuga Terunori, Eighth Seat of the Elite Ten Council.

"Ah, looks like it's time for us to get up, Kuga-chan~!" Yuki almost had a heart-attack when rising from the other side of Soma just so happened to be Kobayashi Rindō, long crimson locks giving her a 'wild and sexy' morning look.

'J-Just... WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!' mentally cried Yuki. The poor girl's body had yet to move an inch, mouth still parted open until finally the lady of the hour awoke. Groggily blinking her golden iris eyes as she felt a source of warmth coming from both sides of her, sitting up Soma saw a shell-shocked Yuki whose soul was close to entering the afterlife.

When all of a sudden her eyes took notice of a certain senpai who she definitely didn't remember going to bed with! The short man did nothing but greet her with a, "Morning, my sleeping beauty~!" proclaimed Kuga, wrapping his arms around her, burying his head in her bosom once again. Soma said nothing but blinked her eyes cluelessly down at him, taking notice of the other figure lying beside her.

"Morning, Yukihira-chan~! Hmm, who knew your bed could be so comfy? Maa, I'm glad I followed Kuga here after all." Rindou snuggled against Soma, hugging one of Soma's collectible stuffed animals, which just so happened to have been a fox.

Soma looked down at her senpais and took one glance towards the sunlight that was peering through her window. After that she then turned her head toward Yuki and asked, "So is breakfast ready? I think senpai's supposed to be cooking this morning, right?" Soma's speech was calm, not even bothered by Kuga-senpai who had yet to remove his head from her chest or with Rindou snuggling closer to her side.

'She's taking this way too calmly!' mentally exclaimed Yuki whose brain was unable to process anymore shock; a thump was heard as her body hit the ground.

"Ah, she fainted," deadpanned Soma.

Two weeks after that incident, Yuki was once again the one assigned to wake up Yukihira; the terror she experienced those two weeks ago were now beginning to fade from her system. 'It was all a dream, Yuki! A very weird and confusing dream,' Yuki mentally told herself, putting her hand on Soma's doorknob. Turning the handle, Yuki braced herself and walked in with a wide smile on her face...

Only that smile died the moment Yuki looked towards Soma's bed and concluded that life was cruel, along with.. 'What on earth is Tsukasa Eishi doing in her room?!' Placing a hand over her beating heart, Yuki walked a little farther into the room and paid attention to the position the two were sleeping in.

"Aww, they almost look as if they are a young married couple," Yuki softly cooed, careful to not wake the two sleeping figures. Which involved a certain First Seat with his arms wrapped around Soma's waist who had her back pressed against his front, both in a deep slumber. Yuki watched as the First Seat brought Soma closer, tightening his arms around her waist, face nuzzling the crook of her neck, which caused Some to giggle in her sleep.

Though it was only a second later that the giggling ceased and golden iris eyes revealed themselves, looking down at the pair of arms hugging her waist and catching a glimpse of white hair against her cheek. Soma pointed her eyes over at Yuki; the amber-haired girl was just about to reach for her phone so she could take a picture when Soma opened her mouth and simply asked, "What is Eishi-senpai doing in my room?"

"Not again!" Yuki felt like banging her head against a wall.

"Weirdly enough, I'm not that shocked about this one," Yuki simply stated with her phone in hand, eyes on the three soundly sleeping figures in bed together. Snuggled up on Soma's left side and cuddling her arm was Nikari Alice, wearing a short sexy black nightgown. While on the right lied Kurokiba Ryo, dressed in only some sweatpants as he was shirtless. A strong arm draped over the figure in the middle's waist. Quickly, Yuki took a picture of the shirtless Ryo with the idea of selling it amongst his fangirls.

Following with that shirtless picture, she took a picture of the three in bed together, before exiting the room, telling herself they'll wake up sooner or later. Yuki did not want to be the person to wake up Kurokiba Ryo, who for all she knew, might wake up in his 'Berserk Mood'. Yuki valued her life too much.

The weirdness did not stop there as it was a month later when Yuki opened the door to Soma's bedroom only to find the redhead girl in bed with Ikumi this time, who was showing off a lot of 'meat' in the skimpy nightgown she was wearing. The 'Meat Master' was snuggling Soma by her waist as Yuki did not forget to take a picture of the two with her phone.

After Ikumi, it seemed Soma's Harem Fanclub must've gotten word of what had been happening as next in line was none other than Aldini Takumi. The two were lying in bed facing each other, hands clasped between their heads. Yuki had found her new favorite sleeping pair, finding the two straight up adorable, and with her phone, she added another picture to her growing collection.

It seemed that after Takumi, Akira took his turn, something which greatly surprised Yuki as this type of action did not fit his personality unless Jun was somehow involved in this little predicament. Yuki was willing to bet her money on the latter, noticing how the two fit perfectly well in each other's arms... Though Yuki would bet all her money that Akira was unaware of how tightly and close he was holding Soma at the moment. She added yet another picture to her growing collection.

It was three months later and Yuki was on her way to Soma's bedroom, by now used to all the weirdness when it came to the members of the Soma Harem Fanclub. Though even she was shocked when she was met with the sight of the door opening in her face, mouth hitting the ground, eyes large as they stared up at one of Tōtsuki's Academy Alumni and a previous First Seat, Shinomiya Kojirō.

The older pinknette stood in the doorway and scoffed at her before walking off as if nothing happened. Peeking inside, Yuki saw that Soma was still asleep, comfortably tucked into the bed with a smile on her face. Yuki was confused on whether to call the police or just leave the whole incident alone... She decided to go with the latter.

Nights later Yuki was shocked to find that Erina had decided to join in on the fun, cuddled on Soma's side, head lying against Soma's chest. A content smile on her face, clearly enjoying her rest. Without question Yuki took out her phone, took a picture, and added it to her collection as she stealthily walked away.

It was a late night and Soma had returned to her room only to find Yuki in her pajamas sitting on top of her bed. "Yuki, just what do you think you're doing in my bed?" Soma casually asked, dressed in only a sweatshirt, releasing a tired yawn.

"I want to see what the fuss is all about. So hurry up and cut the lights so we can go to sleep already~!" Yuki was both hyper and excited as she got herself comfortable. Shrugging her shoulders, Soma shut off the lights and climbed into bed. It was on that night that Yuki understood everyone's obsession with climbing into bed with the certain clueless chef.

It wasn't something that one could explain in mere words as on that night Yuki slept like a baby as she was reminded of her own bedroom back at home. Yuki only found out later that the key was none other than Soma herself, who was some type of happy therapy pillow, finding her arms had somehow wrapped themselves around Soma, face snuggling Soma's back.

Omake:

Soma was in the middle of having a conversation with Yuki as the two were making their way towards her room. Only when she opened the door about to walk in, both Soma and Yuki stood frozen in her doorway, both pairs of eyes glued to the adult male who was lying down on her bed, his black trench coat draped over her chair. He was on one opposite side of the bed as if he was waiting on a certain someone. Without question, Soma closed the door, eyes void of any emotion, mentally trying to erase the image from her head as she ordered,

"Yuki, call the police."

"I'm already on it, Yukihira!" Yuki already had the number on speed dial.

End of Thirteenth Drabble: Cuddle-Buddies