Kira: Last time on Total Drama Island! Final Three?! Oh my, the challenges were brutal! And Coraline admitted she was bi..and has a crush on Barry, as we all know, but in the end, I was sad Darby walked the dock. Well, the final episode is not here yet! Watch as we look at the audition tapes, and why the people were voted off on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND..RUNDOWN!
-theme song plays-
-static-
Kira: NEXT TAPE!
Chef: Hey, Kira, I found this audition tape with two girls who are best friends..wanna see it?
Kira: Sure, this might bring laughs!
-as two girls that dress the same run and hug each other-
-then they dance different dances, and they spin-
-the camera runs out of battery-
-it runs again and it shows Tandy knocking out Candy with a fish and turning off the camera-
Chef: Hahahaha!!! That was so funny! I give them a 9..
Kira: 10. They're on TDI. NEXT!
-it says Barry on the tape-
Chef: A guy named Barry
Kira: PLAY IT.
-a guy sitting on a chair appears-
Barry: Hey my TDI crew! Barry here! And I'm gonna do a trick! Have you seen someone stand on a chair...
-outside of tape-
Kira: Ye--
-back on tape-
Barry: WITH ONE HAND?
-outside of tape-
Both: OOOOOH!
-as he stands on the chair with one hand; then suddenly falls-
Barry: Uh...heh heh..Let me be on TDI! ...You can edit this right?
A Guy: Yep!
Barry: Awesome, thanks.
-tape stops-
Kira: He's on. NEXT!
Chef: Oh! I know someone named Tawny! She has pink hair, she's psychotic, and a surfer!
-the tape starts-
Chef: THAT'S HER!
Tawny: Hey TDI peepz! Tawny here, and I havez mah pink hair! Wanna see me open mah belly button? HELLZ YEAH!
-as she opens it-
Tawny: HELLZ YEAHZ! LET MEH BE ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! NAO!
-tape stops-
Chef: For the belly button trick, let her on TDI! :D
Kira: Agreed! Last one!
-a tape starts, and it shows a guy with a guitar-
Jackie: You're the one in my life, the one close to me so, With such amazing strife, I love you though-ough-ough! Ohh... Need you b--
-string pops-
Jackie: Damn it!
-tape stops-
Chef: Totally on.
Kira: Yeah.
Chef: Wait! Don't we have to choose one more, we have eleven teens, so one more, we choose between a teenage jailbird named Meena, and an emo guy named Zack..
Kira: Meena is really really weird. She's a definite not. Zack's on the show!
Chef: Okay!
-tape pauses-
Kira: Okay, now you seen some of the audition videos..Now for the reasons of elimination..
You have been seeing our campers Zack, Claire, Darby, Coraline, Barry, Jackie, Candy, Tandy, Drake, Josh, Tawny, and Jerry competing for $100,000, and they've gone to the extreme! We had nudity, injuries, love, confessions, cussing, but no alliances, maybe next season, though! And now we tell you why the campers voted people off.
Jerry was voted off because of being too hot.
Tawny was voted off because Darby was switching the votes.
Josh was voted off for Losing the challenge for his team, so that caused Darby telling them secretly to vote him off.
Tandy was voted off for Losing the challenge for her team.
Drake was Accidentally voted off due to the losers on the talk show.
Candy was voted off for Losing the challenge for her team due to loss of balance.
Jackie was voted off because The cooking idea was original, as in made by someone else, and the JackiexTandy relationship would mess him up.
Zack was voted off because of Busting everyone on the island of their hiding places.
Barry was voted off For being too whimpy on the Boot Camp Challenge.
Tawny was Accidentally voted off [again] due to the 7 Losers at Playa Des Losers.
Claire was Voted off due to Tandy losing the challenge for both Claire and Tandy.
And nice Darby was voted off For not accepting the dare.
Kira: Okay! Now, its time to go, but first, vote online for who you think should win! Coraline or Tandy? Find out next week on Total Drama Island!
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