Harley was sat on the bed petting Bud and Lou while reading a book. She felt very lonely despite having the Hyena's for company. It just wasn't the same without her beloved Clown.

The Joker was in his study busy working away at another scheme. He had been working for 3 days straight and had even gone as far as to sleep in his office. The only time he had shown himself was to get food and then return to his cave.

"It aint fair guys..." Harley said bitterly "Mistah-J is all cooped up in his office and won't see anyone he just sits in there working" she grumbled.

Bud and Lou whimpered and licked her hands in a comforting manner. It upset them to see their mama so unhappy.

A tear spilled down Harley's cheek "I mean I understand that he is boss and I follow his orders but..." she sighed heavily "...I wish he'd pay more attention to showing me affection".

The Joker would show Harley affection but only when he was in the mood. Occasionally he would pat her head or pinch her cheek. Very rarely he would even kiss her too but the places where were varied sometimes it was the cheek, the neck or even her lips.

"If only he'd look at my more important area's" Harley grumbled. The last time she and Joker had been intimate was February and that was 2 months ago. She was aware that he was busy with work but some more intimate time wasn't too much to ask was it?

She picked up her cell phone and dialled a number then waited a couple of minutes. She didn't want to have to do this but her sex life was in need of immediate attention.

"Hello?" a gruff voice said from down the phone.

"Yeah Cur are you and the boys on your way home?" she said firmly.

"Yeah...we finished up our job here and was on our way home but the boys wanna go to the bar to relax" Cur said nervously.

Harley smiled they had just given her an opening and she was not about to lose it "That's fine boys I mean you've been working hard and Mistah-J is REALLY busy but he could use the time off".

"Kay Miss Quinn we appreciate this" Cur said and hung up the phone.

Harley turned to Bud and Lou "Babies go guard the front door and make sure NOBODY gets in...capiche?!" she said firmly.

Bud and Lou grinned and then climbed off the bed to the front door obediently. Harley waited and watched them sit outside the front door. They had become smart enough to claw open the door now but she would occasionally baby them and do it herself.

Harley closed the bedroom door and locked it. She then opened her drawer and pulled out a red lingerie nightgown with black lace. A large grin appeared on her cheeks "Mistah-J won't be able to resist" she said giggling deviously.

In Office

The Joker was busy working away at another scheme. He had been kept going on Coffee and take-out that the Henchmen had bought him.

Suddenly there was a gentle nock on the door to which he sighed heavily. He was aware who it was and wasn't happy about it. The Joker put down his pen and placed his hands in front of him on the desk "Come in" he said firmly.

Harley came in nervously. She was wearing a brown trench coat and was holding the collar tightly. It was tied around the front with a material fastening.

The Joker raised an eyebrow suspiciously "Something I can do for you Harley?" he said firmly.

Harley swallowed nervously she knew he would probably punish her for this but to get his attention she was willing to push her limits "I...I just wanted to see if you'd wanna backrub" she said nervously.

The Joker raised an eyebrow. His back was aching from leaning forward all day and she did have the magic touch. He sighed heavily "Go ahead" he said firmly.

Harley smiled happily and padded over to him and began rubbing his shoulders. She hummed quietly as she did so obviously enjoying his company.

The Joker continued working and smiled to himself as she continued rubbing his back. It amused him that she was capable of treating any ailment he came across.

"You know Puddin..." she started slowly as she had to tread carefully with his moods.

"Hmm?" The Joker said scribbling away.

"...You've been working hard for days now and I'm getting worried about you" she said sweetly.

"It comes with being a Criminal mastermind Harls. You have to work hard or plans get forgotten or thrown away" he said firmly.

Harley took a deep breath "I'm sure B-Man takes a break now and again Mistah-J I mean he is human after all" she said bravely.

The Joker stopped writing and turned to look at her firmly "Harley..." he said in a dark voice.

Harley swallowed she had made him angry again. She was just trying to get him to stop working. She loved him so much but he never touched her as much anymore; was a little attention to much to ask.

The Joker grabbed her wrist "What goes on between The Batman and myself is NOT your concern" he said angrily.

Harley stared at him fearfully. She hadn't wanted it to go like this she had just wanted to coax him outta working is all.

"You are not in authority to ORDER me around you understand! NEVER!" he snapped and slapped her hard against the cheek.

Harley looked away her left cheek red and swollen. She touched it gently a tear spilling over but she didn't care.

The Joker turned to return to his desk when he heard Harley giggling. This surprised him and he turned to look at her and find out why she found something so amusing.

"The same shit about Batman..." Harley chuckled angrily.

The Joker's eyes widened she cried out of sadness yes...but seeing her angry tears was new to him "Harley?" he said curiously.

Harley glared at him her blue eyes filled with hatred and rage "It's ALWAYS Batman that's all you care about anymore! Kicking his ass and proving you're the best!" she snapped.

The Joker became cross "Listen here Harley you know that above all my taking over Gotham and killing Batman is number one on my list!" he hissed.

Harley clenched her fist "...But our relationship isn't" she whispered angrily.

The Joker raised an eyebrow "What?" he said crossly.

Harley glared at him "You ALWAYS say that Batman is more important to you but yet you fail to even recognize the ONE thing in life that is missing!" She raged.

The Joker was enraged by her outburst "What the hell are you talking about Harley our life is fine. I plot to destroy Batman and you help out by keeping the boy blunder and Brat girl distracted" He snapped.

Harley was infuriated by this "I'm MORE than just a pretty face who helps your ass out when you're in trouble!" she said bitterly.

"Oh are you now coz all you seem to do nowadays is whine and bitch about how I treat you!" The Joker taunted.

Harley walked towards him and punched him in the face causing him to stagger backwards and fall on his butt.

"WHAT THE HELL HARLEY!" The Joker fumed outraged by her disrespect for him. He became shocked by her expression as he looked up at her.

Harley was crying and her body was shaking with pure rage. Her eyes were filled with anger, hatred and sadness.

"Harley..." he said in a gentle but curious tone.

"I've ALWAYS done what you said...Fed the babies, cleaned the dishes, cooked you food, ironed your clothes. HELL I wait at home in the dark while you go off on your jobs or while you're in the office" She scowled fiercely.

The Joker was shocked by her intensity. He had never seen this side of Harley before and it was starting to scare him. The intensity in her voice was rising and her eyes looked like burning coals.

She removed her trench coat to reveal a red thigh length Lingerie nightgown with a black lace hem around the edge of the skirt and chest. Her make-up was natural and her hair was loose and tied back into a simple ponytail.

The Joker sat there taken aback by her bold attitude and sexy attire. He could feel his heart racing under his chest and the blood rushing to his groin.

"I'll leave you to your oh so precious work!" Harley snapped and stormed towards the door. Before slamming the door behind her she said "I behave well so that you'll show me more affection...But I'm tired of being a pushover for a man who doesn't even understand how LUCKY he is".

The Joker sat on the floor of his office for a few minutes still in shock from her kinky outfit and beautiful figure. The tears that had spilled had hurt him deeply he hated seeing her cry and loved her cheery smile much better.

He clenched his fists and got to his feet dusting himself off. He then sighed heavily "That girl".

Upstairs

Harley had her face buried into a pillow and was sobbing heavily her body wracking as she wept. It wasn't fair she worked so hard to make The Joker happy and all she desired in return was some affection and intimacy.

"Harley..." A firm but tender voice said from the doorway.

"Go away!" Harley snapped bitterly. She didn't want to see him as he would just force her to apologize and she had nothing to apologize for.

The Joker sighed heavily and walked towards the bed. He rummaged in the trench coat to reveal a whoopee cushion and a can of snakes. It was obvious she had put a lot of thought into this and as usual he had pushed her away.

He sat on the edge of the bed gazing down at her. It hurt him deeply to see her so upset and would do anything to see her smile once more.

Harley turned onto her side but was facing away from him her face still buried into the pillow. She was not going to apologize or beg; He always manipulated her in situations like this but today she was going to fight.

"These yours?" he said placing the Whoopee cushion and can of snakes onto the bed.

"What do you care it's not like you show interest in me anymore" Harley grumbled.

"Harley look at me" The Joker said in an demanding tone.

Harley groaned and turned towards him. Her face was tearstained and her mascara had run but she still looked beautiful in his eyes.

The Joker pulled her onto his lap cradling her in his arms "You were right..." he grumbled.

Harley's eyes widened in shock "What did you say?" she said in disbelief.

The Joker sighed crossly "I said I was WRONG" The Joker growled.

Harley couldn't believe what was happening. For one rare occasion The Joker was taking responsibility for his actions. It made her cry all over again "Mistah-J" she sniffed.

The Joker wiped her tears with his gloved hand "I don't pay enough attention to you Harley..." he admitted.

Harley gazed up at him longingly. Could this REALLY be happening it seemed too much of a dream to actually be true.

The Joker sighed heavily "Your just so pure Harls even after I tainted you and turned you into my little Harlequin you still couldn't be tainted by anything" He confessed.

"What do you mean? I'm more cunning and devious than any villainess" Harley said suspiciously.

The Joker pinched her nose playfully "No Pooh I mean even if you are a criminal you were always so optimistic and honest. You never showed me any cruelty or abuse you simply showered me with kindness" He explained.

Harley blushed "But that's coz I love you Mistah-J your the reason I became who I am without ya I'd just be another boring everyday loser" she said gently.

The Joker smiled "And I love you for it" The Joker said pulling her into a passionate kiss.

Harley was stunned for a minute by his sudden show of affection. She wrapped her right arm around his neck and closed her eyes returning his kiss.

After a few minutes The Joker pulled away and gazed at Harley's gentle innocent expression. He loved her so much but wanted to be perceived as a wicked being who was to be feared and respected.

"I want to have some fun Harls" The Joker chuckled tickling her chin.

Harley smiled "I thought you'd never ask" she said deviously.

a couple of minutes later

"Oh please do it again Puddin it feels so good!" Harley begged lustfully.

"Are you sure you want it Harls I mean you're not really begging enough" The Joker teased playfully.

"I do Mistah-J I need it BAD!" She moaned desperately.

The Joker grinned deviously "As you wish".

The Joker pressed the Whoopee cushion hard blasting air onto her clit arousing her greatly. She screamed with pleasure making him even more aroused.

"It feels so good Mistah-J" Harley cried happily.

"You want some more?" He chuckled.

"Oh yes your naughty little Harley needs more attention" she giggled.

"Oh does she? take this and this" The Joker teased blasting her with the Whoopee cushion over and over.

Harley cried out with pleasure as the strong blasts of air tickled her clit. She had missed this badly and enjoyed every second. He made her feel alive and in ecstasy ever time they were together like this.

"You know Harls daddy is about to burst can you help me feel good with your magic touch?" he said stroking her pussy.

Harley smiled "Of course I can Puddin" she said smiling mischievously.

Another of couple minutes later

"You like that Mistah-J?" Harley giggled playfully.

"Harley...your fingers...I swear you have the magic touch..Jesus!" The Joker moaned as Harley rubbed the can of snakes.

"You can cum if you want Puddin I'm gonna cum soon too" She said smiling at him.

"Harley...Harley...YEEESSSS!" The Joker cried loudly as he climaxed.

Harley shrieked with pleasure as The Joker came and the can of snakes burst everywhere.

The pair sighed heavily sweat running down their flesh and their cheeks flushed with blood.

afterwards

The Joker was laid on the bed relaxing. He was grinning widely his eyes filled with mischief "I definitely needed that Harls" The Joker said pleased.

Harley was laid on her side leaning against his chest "That was nice Puddin better than usual" she giggled playfully.

The Joker gazed at her softly. She was a beautiful woman who never failed to make his heart race or satisfy him sexually.

Harley saw him gazing at her and blushed "Something wrong Mistah-J?" she said curiously.

"You just never stop surprising me Harls" The Joker chuckled sitting up.

Harley smiled "Well that's part of my personality Puddin it makes me more exciting and unpredictable" she said mischievously.

"Yes...Yes it does" The Joker said placing one hand around her waist and tilting her chin with his hand.

"Mistah-J?" she said innocently.

"Shut up" The Joker said firmly and kissed her.

Harley was shocked by his sudden show of affection her blue eyes widening. He did kiss her but most often was on the cheek not like this.

The Joker eventually pulled away grinning "You like that pooh?" he teased.

Harley smiled "Yeah...but I want more" she giggled straddling him.

The Joker grinned "I raised such a selfish girl" he said deviously.

"Shut up and kiss me" Harley smirked and slammed her lips onto his running her fingers though his hair.

The Joker placed his arms around her back and cupped her butt with his left hand. She was so soft and warm but more than anything she was beautiful and she would always be his.