Okay, I'm sad to inform you that this is going to be the last chapter, *sob sob*

3Z universe okikagu!

as requested by: Reddy Swan

Kagura sighed for the umpteenth time as she looked down towards her stomach and put her hand over it as it gave a loud growl, damn she was hungry. She took a quick glance at the clock hung over the black board and groaned. There were still thirty minute left of this stupid detention and she didn't know if she could stand the hunger any more.

Drool started forming out of her mouth as she started fantasizing about the crispy chicken skin she'll get to chow down on when she got home, with rice of course.

It wasn't long before the thought of skipping crossed her mind as no one kept check in this lame excuse for a school anyway but it quickly died down because she forget to bring her pair of extra keys today and wouldn't be able to enter the house without Ginpachi. Besides she remembered Gin-chan telling her that he had some important teacher work to do today and that they'll go home after she finishes her detention.

Stupid perm head... he's probably just reading JUMP in the staff room.

She looked over her shoulder and scowled upon seeing the source of all her problems peacefully napping away. Even when sleeping he looked like something that crawled out hell's butt-hole and oh, how she hated that disgusting thing called 'his face'. She didn't get why the girls at their school fawned at just the sight of him. They practically worshiped the ground he walked on, heck, she even saw one of them building a shrine for him and naming it "The Senpai Shrine". The latest shit she heard coming from them was that he was the 'bishounen' of the school. Kagura scoffed, Bishounen, my ass...

Kagura stuck out her tongue at him. If it weren't for his pathetic existence she wouldn't have gotten detention in the first place and in her defense he was the one who picked a fight with her in the first place. Kagura held her hand up in prayers hoping that he would run into a bus or something one day or that he never wake up, ever again!

Wait? wake up...?

Kagura's face lit up with a grin as she realized that a golden opportunity had been bestowed upon her from the heavens. What could be better that the fact that your arch nemesis was sleeping in the same room as you, defenseless.

She got up from her seat and walked over to him with a smirk across her face and clenched the marker she kept in her pocket for special opportunities as this one. She opened the lid with a popping sound and brought in closer to his face, writing 'Dick face' on his forehead was going to be much fun and maybe for an extra measure she'll just trim off all his hair. She snickered at all the possibilities.

This one's for getting me into detention...

She was so absorbed into writing that she didn't notice the strong grip on her wrist.

"China, you really thought I was going to sleep with my guard down in a room with you." Okita Sougo said, his red orbs locked into her blue ones. Kagura quickly pulled away and flipped him off

"Sorry to disturb your wet dreams, poop head!"

"That's a classic China, you're the one with those poop buns on your head."

Kagura gasped dramatically at his retort, "Maidens like me don't poop!"

"Maiden? where?" Okita squinted his eyes and scoped the room.

"Sadist, has my beauty blinded you? I'm standing right here."

"Don't flatter yourself, Even Kondo-san's ass is prettier than your face."

"Fuck you!"

"China, I know you like me but we can't do something like that here and we'll need at least whips and chains and probably candles."

"Don't push your perverted fantasies onto me! You stupid Sadist!"

They stayed silent for awhile before getting into their fighting stance, Kagura didn't even care about detention anymore, All she wanted was to shove a broom up his ass and she would've done so if only her stomach didn't start growling again, only this time much more louder.

"Are you farting China?" Okita said, obviously aware of the fact that she was not but he wouldn't live up to his reputation if he did not make a snide comment about the noises.

"Shut it Sadist, I'm hungry." Kagura fell onto a chair weakly,"This is all your fault!"

Okita would've taken this chance to beat her up but it wouldn't be fun to do so while she was like this, so he thought up of a much better way to get at her.

"Here." He took out a lemon bread from his bag and threw it at her.

"What it this?" Kagura looked suspiciously at the wrapped thing that landed onto the desk in-front of her.

"It's poison." Okita said sarcastically, while picking his bag up and started walking towards the door.

"What are you doing?"

"Skipping." Okita walked out of the classroom, leaving a confused and hungry Kagura behind

She crossed her arms over her chest and looked away, only looking at the table from time to time before deciding to finally open it.

"Lemon bread..." Kagura's stomach started to growl again as she began to ponder over whether that she should it eat it or leave it, it was from that guy after all. It seemed like a life and death situation to her, to eat or not to eat and the growling sounds coming from her stomach weren't helping either. After an eternity had passed she finally came to a conclusion and took a nibble before completely shoving the bread into her mouth,

Rather than being lemony the bread tasted more like heaven, she had only started to savor it before her tongue felt like it had been set on fire and the taste of tabasco sauce filled her mouth. Kagura's eyes started to tear and her nose became runny as she put her hands on her neck. Taking her tongue inflamed tongue out she shouted, "I'LL KILL YOU ONE DAY! YOU DAMN SADIST!"

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