Hiya, peoples!

Magi, I did not say you like camping, I just mentioned that you went camping at some earlier time.

Disclaimer: FMA? I don't own that. But who cares? Oh yes. Lawyers do. Right?

So here ya go, chapter thirteen. Oooo. 13. Creeepy. Lol but I'm not superstitious.

-darnit lines!-

"Nevermind, I don't want to know," said Harriet.

Al's face purpled. "It's not like that, I swear," he said.

"He's telling the truth," said Quozl.

To Ed's and Al's surprise, Harriet was not in the least bit surprised to hear a ferret talk.

"Quozl, you took him to your nightclub, didn't you?" scolded Harriet. "And you didn't tell me!"

"Well, you should've seen Ed! He was a hoot!" continued Quozl. "And you should've seen the look on Al's face when he turned into a human! Priceless, I tell you! Priceless!"

"You took Edward there, too? Are you out of your mind?" yelled Harriet.

"Fine, I'll spill the rest. I brought Roy, too, so I could discuss a few things with him. He was surprised at how alike our armies are. Oh, and we've found Envy's hiding place. But we'll take care of it. You guys should go school shopping and get some clothes and supplies. Especially clothes," he added, looking at Al, who still was wearing only Magi's pants.

Ed lent Al one of his shirts, but it didn't fit him very well. It was a bit too small. Harriet called a few friends.

"Brigett is the only one of my friends that actually seems to have fashion sense. She should be able to help us pick out clothes that don't look ghastly."

-line-

Roy just stood there and watched.

"Hey, Brigett, how does this shirt look?" asked Ed, holding up a very ugly t-shirt.

"Don't even bother trying that on. It looks terrible," replied Brigett. "Try this one." She held out a much nicer-looking t-shirt.

Brigett returned to helping Al chose a pair of pants.

"Look, those are girls pants. Over here are the boys pants."

"I don't see the difference."

"Believe me, there is a difference."

Meanwhile, Magi, Sari, Shari (the real one), and Harriet were trying on some clothes Brigett recommended. When they had chosen the clothing they wanted, Al and Ed were still trying to chose clothes to try on and Brigett was trying to talk some fashion sense into them.

"Nononononono! Rainbow-colored is NOT good! That thing clashes with itself!"

"But I like it," whined Edward, making a pouty face.

-linethingy-

An hour later, Ed and Al FINALLY started to try on some clothes.

ALL of the clothes Brigett picked out for Al fit perfectly and even matched. Go figure.

Despite his anger at being forced to wear clothes marked 'small,' Ed tried on everything. A few things fit, which was enough. The final set of clothes he tried on was a huge t-shirt and a pair of those big baggy jeans that fall down to your ankles. His pair of purple boxers was, of course, clearly visible.

"Ed, how long have you been wearing those?" asked Sari.

"Hmmm, let me think..."

"Nevermind. You need new underwear," said Harriet.

"Hey! Al's not wearing underwear today!" yelled Sari in Magi's ear.

"Aaaallll... is NOT wearing underwear today! No he's NOT wearing underwear today! Not that you really care much about Al's underwear but still I've got to saaaaay: Al's not wearing underwear todaaaaaaaay!" sang Magi and Sari, dancing in a circle around Al.

"I trust you can pick out underpants all by yourselves, guys," said Brigett.

They were pretty sure they could. Ed and Al went over to the boys undergaments rack. Ed returned quickly holding up a package of underwear and grinning. It was Full Metal Alchemist underwear. (I don't know if there actually is Full Metal Alchemist underwear. If you know, please tell me. I want some. :P) Harriet gave it a skeptical look.

"You don't have to show us. And are you sure you want to wear underwear with your face on it?" she asked.

Ed frowned. This had not occured to him. "Oh." He went back to the underwear rack. He and Al picked out some different underwear.

They all went to the checkout line and bought the clothes. Then they went shopping for school supplies. And that was boring so we can just skip that. Then they walked to the mall food court to have lunch. But that was boring, too. Then Brigett's mom picked them up and took them all to Shari's house, except for Brigett. She went home.

At Shari's house, Shari started to take sleeping bags out of a closet.

"What's going on?" inquired Edward.

"Didn't I tell you?" asked Harriet.

Ed shook his head.

"Oh. Well, Shari is having a slumber party, and we all were invited."

-grrrrrrrr... the line things are still mysteriously missing. Will they EVER fix them?-

So that was chapter thirteen. So yeah.

R & R, please.

Al: What was with the underwear thing?

Me: Go to Youtube and look up "Al commando style."

Al: -Watches amv- Oh lord. (blinks) Not good.

Ed: This is HILARIOUS!

Me: Now look up "Ed commando style."

Ed: -Watches amv- Noooooo! These people have no life!

Me: Now look up "Ed the Scotsman."

Ed: -Watches amv- Gaaak! (projectile-vomits)

Me: Heheheheheh...

Thanks for reading the chapter! Now I must put the Edward-puke in a bag and sell it on Ebay. Toodles!