10 Ways To Annoy Renesmee Cullen

1. Tell her that Jacob loved her mum before he loved her

2. Give her a plush Loch Ness Monster for her birthday

3. Scream 'OMG!!! IT'S A-A-A, what the hell are you?' whenever she walks past

4. Ask if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day.

5. When she walks in the room shriek 'AHHHH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER'

6. Remind her that Jacob has kissed her mum before every 5 minutes

7. Tell her that Renesmee sounds like a disease

8. Say, 'Hey look, I found a picture of you. It looks exactly the same' while showing her a picture of the Loch Ness Monster

9. Ask her what she's going to name her puppies

10. Take pictures of her and when she asks what your doing say 'Giving proof that the Loch Ness Monster is real'


Hi guys,

Sorry I didn't update that fast. I was at my cousins for 3 days then I went to Movie World with one of my friends!! Heaps of funny things happened. I better stop before I bore you all.
Anyway, some people were saying that they wanted me to do Renesmee so I thought I would. Hope you liked this chapter & please don't forget to review :D

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