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Disclaimer: Mrs. Meyer has an expensive car. Mrs. Meyer owns the rights to Twilight. Mrs. Meyer is a globally known

author…………………………..I have an outdated computer and too much free time. –sigh-

Suddenly, Emmett attacked the car, snatching up Bella before I could protest. Jasper was there then, pinning me to the ground as

I kicked, bit, and all but pulverized my dear brother who was intently set on making my life miserable. It reminded me of that book

Les Miserables (I can't remember if it's a book or a movie). As I slowly fought Jasper back, he started toying with my emotions.

That's when I heard Rosalie's thoughts: Once he's in the basement we can give Bella the stuff I got. He He He! Edward will

pay! I shuddered slightly as Emmett threw the entire weight of his body on me.

BPOV

Emmett was suddenly on top of the car. He swung the door open and snatched me up while Jasper lunged at Edward.

Before I knew what was happening I was in the basement. It was dark and smelled of Windex. A single light was turned on

in the middle of the room. It hung from the ceiling on a tattered wire and as it swung warily it cast eerie shadows on the

wall. A lopsided fold up chair sat directly below the light. Emmett sat me on the chair gently and scurried back up the stairs.

(yes, he scurried) Rosalie turned to me then, Alice standing directly behind her. Her blonde hair swung prettily around her

as she reached into the bag her sister was holding and retrieved a cup. Next, she pulled a glass bottle from the bag. She sat

both of these on a table that materialized out of the shadows and looked back to me as she spoke. Her voice was sweet

and melodic as she tried to give me the impression that I was safe.

"Now, Bella, don't be afraid. We've brought you here to help you and if you cooperate, we'll let you see Edward soon." I

nodded in understanding as she poured the contents of the bottle into the cup. After she had done so, she handed the cup

to me and commanded me to drink. I wearily glanced at the unknown liquid wondering whether she was trying to poison me

or not. Rosalie started to tap her foot impatiently which I took as a sign of her patience wearing then. With a deep breath to

steady myself, I hurriedly chugged what ever it was. To my surprise the bitter-sweet taste of coffee filled my senses. Rose

took the cup again and Alice refilled it. When it was handed back to me I drank it greedily. I loved coffee. I've never drunken

much of it before, but the overpowering scent was always one of my favorites as a child. Now I was in the Cullen's basement

hungrily gulping down most-likely-caffeinated lattes. I handed the cup to the blonde vampire once again, but this time as it

was handed back to me, a box of cookies was passed my way as well. This was bad. Their wicked intentions were suddenly

clear to me. They wanted to get me hyped up on sugar and then release me on Edward. This was worse than I had

originally thought. When I had too much sugar it was very hard to restrain me from doing incredibly stupid things. That was

why Charlie never kept caffeinated beverages or sugar induced food around the house. He had learned very quickly, much

quicker than Renee had. I hesitantly munched on a cookie and washed it down with a swallow of coffee. I could already feel

the sugar starting to take affect of my body.

After the cookies and lattes had been finished off, I hoped to be released. I was bouncing uncontrollably on my seat and I

was anxious as to why Edward hadn't come to rescue me yet. That's when I saw the label on the side of the tall aluminum

can as the creepy light bounced around crazily. Panic swept through me as I realized they wanted me to drink energy drinks.

I had never had one, but the stories of people who consumed them daily were enough to scare you straight. Alice loomed

closed the space between us closing much to fast. I shifted my weight on the chair, wondering my chances of escape. Would

Edward come if I called? Did Esme know they had me locked up down here? Alice shook her head, smiling sweetly as she all

but shoved the can down my throat. After the first can, I was past the point of reasoning. I drank the shiny cans of Red Bull,

Monster, and Vault without hesitation or worry. I just drank and drank. I started to feel light headed and I got this weird

feeling of bouncy-ness inside; like my insides were vibrating.

"I want the kitty to eat my feet!" I muttered stupidly as they laughed. I suppose The Devious Sisters decided it was time to

release me on their prey, because I was then escorted to the exit. I jumped along beside them screaming "COME TO THE

DARK SIDE!" at the top of my lungs. It was a strange high that compelled me to act like an idiot. Then Edward was there,

Jasper right behind him. They were all laughing except for him. I stumbled into his arms and hopped up and down excitedly

as I giggled.

"He he he! I had sugar! I HAD SUGAR! LET'S GO CLIFF DIVING! SUGAR DIVING! HA! HA HA!" He growled menacingly at the

blurry shapes beside me as I continued to rant about the sugar high I was experiencing. That's when I snapped. I flung

myself toward the front door, which we were conveniently positioned in front of and jumped onto his car. Edward hurried

after me, his family close behind as I jumped up and down on the roof of his stupid shiny Volvo.

EPOV

Bella was out of control. It was beyond scary as I watched her bounce around like a maniac. The thoughts of my family

penetrated my head and rang clearly through my mind.

Look at her! Rose has the best ideas!

Man, I wish I knew where my camera was! I think it's in my Channel Beach tote. This will teach them to cross The Wedding

Planner…I mean me.

Sweet, sweet revenge for all the times he has been a heartless brother. Sweet, sweet revenge!

My wife is such an evil genius! If only my spork were here to share in the joy! All he wants to do lately is play Batman. Good thing

I have my spoon!

I looked over to Emmett who was holding a spoon and smiling stupidly. I shook my head and ran to my precious Volvo.

"Stupid Shiny Volvo!" Bella screeched before falling to her knees in uncontrollable giggle spasms. "STUPID SHINY VOLVO! HA

HA HA!" I swallowed thickly as I attempted to coax her off the roof of my beloved car. She slapped my hands playfully as I

tried to lift her from my Volvo. Her piercing screams stung my ears as I gently lifted her away. Her eyes rolled back in her

head and her body went limp as I carried her to the couch. All of a sudden her eyes shot open and her arms snapped into

place around my neck.

"You thought I passed out! I KNOW IT! YOU THOUGHT I PASSED OUT!" She erupted into another fit of giggle spasms as I

unlocked her wrists and pulled my cell phone from pocket. Esme was on the phone in seconds worried her house had fallen

down, or had been burnt to a crisp.

"Nothings happened to your house," I soothed as Bella abruptly started chewing on the couch. "Bella's just had some

caffeine and I'm worried about her."

"Give her some chamomile tea and Tylenol PM. It will put her to sleep." She said softly after a moment of thought. I thanked

her and snapped the phone shut. Jasper's eyes grew wide as I whirled around to confront him.

"Calm her down, or else…" I trailed off suggestively as I glowered at him. He nodded and went to stand by the couch, where

my darling Bella was attempting to jump off the back of it and "fly". I hurried to the kitchen and located the Chamomile tea. I

wasn't sure that giving her unnecessary medication.

"I OWN THE CEILING! I OWN THE FLIPPING CEILING!" her screams and psychotic laughs worried me as I hurried to find the

very necessary medication.

After searching the entire bottom floor I retreated to Carlisle's office. Jasper's protests and Bella's spasms of incoherent

giggles rushed me as I fumbled through his cabinets. I finally found some and raced down the stairs to give them to my

beautiful Bella, who was now attempting to swing from the chandelier. Jasper's pronounced frown made me want to laugh

with the rest of my siblings, but the medication I carried in my left hand kept me from doing so. I practically threw the remedy

into my brother's arms as I snatched Bella from the ladder she was precariously perched on. Where did she get a ladder? I

sat her down on the couch once again and showed her the pills and tea.

"Now Bella, you're going to swallow these pills. They will make you sleep." I spoke slowly in calming tones as she took in

what I said.

"SLEEPY PILLS! HA! DO YOU TAKE SLEEPY PILLS EDWARD? HA HA HA!" her sudden outburst scared me and I struggled to

keep my expression carefully calm.

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1 ½ hours later…

"Please Bella? Please take the pills? Please?" Rosalie would pay for this. Bella threw her head back and cackled softly.

"WHO DI D YOU BUY THE LITTLE BLUE PILLS FROM? I DON'T WANNA TAKE SLEEPY PILL! HA HA HA!" I sighed heavily. At least

she had calmed down slightly.

"They are not illegal pills Bella. They will help you go to sleep. Will you please take them? For me?" I tried "dazzling" her but

since she wasn't looking at me it didn't work.

"PILLS! HA! DADDY'S A COP! HA! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? IS HE A COP? HA HA HA! PILLS! HA HA HA!" she trailed off as her head

lolled to the side. She eyed the cold medicine, that despite her belief was not an illegal substance, sitting in my outstretched

hand.

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3 hours later…

"HA HA HA! YOU HAVE SLEEPY PILLS! YOU DON'T SLEEP AND YOU HAVE SLEEPY PILLS!" I sighed in resignation. I handed the

Tylenol back to Jasper and took Bell into my arms, rocking her back and forth. Then, Jasper popped the pills into her mouth,

covering her mouth with his hand. Her eyes got real surprised as she finally, finally swallowed the capsules and then her

smile became devious.

"UGH!" Jasper's startled yelp brought on a round of giggles from Alice, Rose and Emmett. I shook my head and sighed again.

"SHE LICKED ME EDWARD!"

"Bella, please do not lick Jasper." She smiled and I couldn't repress my laughter anymore. The look on Jazz's face was

priceless. He shot annoyed waves of sleep towards her and her she went limp in my arms again. I laid her head softly on the

couch as her heartbeat decelerated. I smiled at Jasper sympathetically. Oh well, he had helped get me into this mess. Now it

was time for them to pay.

"You let anyone come within thirty feet of her and I will personally pound you to a pulverized pulp." He nodded worriedly and

went to stand by the sofa again.

EMPOV

I heard Edward tell Jazz something about pulp in his orange juice and then he was standing in the doorway of me and

Rose's room. His eyes were vicious and I just had to laugh. Which naturally only made him more mad or whatever.

"Dude, you know you seriously need to lighten up. It was just a joke." I laughed from my seat on the floor. He growled in

response. "You really need to chillax. It was just a joke." I repeated.

"No Emmett, I do not need to 'chillax'. You know, you can take a joke too far. And based on how long it took Bella to go to

sleep, I'd say you did in fact take it too far." His smile was hard and I wanted to giggle, but I figured he'd probably put pulp

in my orange juice or whatever if I did.

"You shouldn't have been trying to give her little blue pills!" I answered in Bella's defense. His anger grew more pronounced.

"I do not posses any illegal substances Emmett. Unlike you, I don't do steroids either." That was so not cool. Now he would

pay…right after I escaped his death glare. I lunged for the closet, but he was faster. He barreled into my side knocking both

of us through the massive window. Glass shards flew everywhere as we hit the ground with a thud.

APOV

I heard the sound of glass breaking and knew exactly what had happened. I tore down the stairs and out to the garage.

Very quickly I threw the key into the ignition of my Porsche as Rosalie hopped into the passengers' seat. The red glow from

the tail lights radiated throughout the dark building as we took off down the road. Esme would be home soon and she would

not be happy. Edward would be exaggeratingly honest and Carlisle would take away my Gold Visa as punishment. I just

couldn't live with out her so I had to make my escape. I could hide out in New York, in my apartment that stood next to the

Prada outlet. Not that I typically shop at outlets, but I would suffice if push came to shove. Rosalie was just going to have to

find somewhere else to stay. It would be too conspicuous with us both in the same place. Maybe she could go to Vegas for a

while…

CPOV

As I pulled up to the house I noticed that Alice's Porsche was gone. Esme and I got out of the car, wary looks on both our

faces. As we entered the living room, Jasper turned to face us, his nervous expression a dead giveaway. Bella lay on the

couch beside him in a heavy sleep. That's when I head the sound of boulders slamming against each other. I hurried to

investigate, Esme close behind me. The sound was coming from the direction of Emmett's room. I stood in the doorway

awestruck. This was not the first time this had happened. The window had been broken before, but not this completely. It

looked as though a steam roller had smashed through our house. As I looked out over the back of the house I saw Edward

beating Emmett to oblivion. Oh dear, Rosalie would not be happy about that. Esme tore away from the destruction, only to

reappear seconds later beside the brawl. I watched as she snatched up Edward by the collar of his shirt and set him off to

the side. She then dragged Emmett up by his ear and set him on his feet. Both boys were marched back into the house.

What worried me was that Alice and Rosalie were nowhere to be found. They were very good at disappearing, but they

usually took their credit cards and husbands with them when they did. Both of their husbands were still here, which was a

bad sign. I rummaged through Alice's favorite Gucci tote, and realized her Gold and Platinum Visa's were gone. I took a deep

breath to steady myself and picked up the phone.

APOV

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MY CARD HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED?!" I leaned against the counter of the little

shoe store for support. This was a fashion EMERGENCY! I NEEDED these shoes! What a sick, twisted world we live in! I

stormed out of the store and jumped into the car. Rosalie followed swiftly behind me.

"We. Are. Going. Home." I choked out. "My. Cards. Have. Been. De-. Deact-. Deactivated." I shuddered slightly and put the car

into drive. Her eyes got real big.

"Did you say cards? As in more than one?" her tone was cautious as she assessed my mood. I nodded curtly.

"All of them." I whispered my voice barely audible in my own ears. Her shocked expression made me want to cry. "I should

have seen this coming." Dry sobs racked through my body. The cruelty of this unjust world was enough to make me sick. It

was worse than depressing when I couldn't even use my credit cards. Of course I hadn't thought to bring ay cash. I never

carried cash. Why? Because I always have my credit cards. The scenery rushed past us as I slammed the gas pedal down

hard. The speedometer read 95 as I headed back in the direction of my eternal doom.

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