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This is it. The last chapter of this fanfic. First, I want to thank all of my reviewers and readers for putting my fanfic in their favorites and alerts. Second, I want to thank Emily Starlight for helping me with my grammar. It would be a mess without you. Lastly, I want to thank everyone who actually read up to this.
By the way, don't read #51 if you haven't watched Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. Skip to the line break (also known as the divider for the epilogue.).
Disclaimer: I don't own the 39 clues or Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.
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47.Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it. (Example: When the killer's name is going to be revealed.)
"I know the name of the murderer." the man said.
"Really? You'll arrest him for killing my father?" the lady asked.
"Of course. Anything for you." the man said.
"Who's the killer? Please tell me." the lady gripped the man's hand.
"Of course. It's-"
Dan burst into a coughing fit. He fell out of his seat and made gagging noises. Ted and Ned bent over him to make sure that he was just faking. Several people looked at him with concern. Several people strained to hear the name of the killer. Others just glared at Dan. After a few minutes, he stopped coughing. Several people still looked at Dan with concern, but the rest were mad because they couldn't hear the name of the murderer.
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At the end of the movie, a woman approached the Starling boys and Dan. "Are you okay?" she asked Dan.
"I've never felt better." Dan chirped. She stared at him for a moment before walking away. A man approached Dan.
"Young man, I'm Dr. Atlantis, but you can just call me Doctor." The man said.
"Atlantis? As in the lost city?" Dan asked.
"Yes. Now onto business. I have never heard anyone cough like that before. You won't mind if I examine you at my office to see what wrong with- I mean, to see how peculiar you are." The doctor hoped that he covered his mistake and that Dan had no idea what peculiar meant.
"Peculiar? Did you just call me weird?" Dan asked. "You mean that in a bad way, don't you?"
The doctor laughed nervously. "Of course not! I meant to say that you are a very special young man!"
Dan glared. "I'm just a science experiment, aren't I?" Dan stomped off. Ned and Ted glared at the doctor.
"How could you be mean to our cousin?" Ted asked angrily.
"I wasn't being mean! Can you get into your tiny brain that-" the doctor stopped. He said stiffly, "I have to go now." He walked away without glancing back.
48. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie; cry during the funny ones.
"Ladies, I'm sad to say this, but your father…has died." The two ladies sobbed.
Everyone in the theater cried, except the Starling boys and Dan. They laughed hysterically throughout the sad scene. Dan clutched his sides while Ted and Ned leaned back in their seats and laughed hard. Everyone wondered how they could be so heartless.
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The criminal ran into a room and shut the door. He laughed evilly and ran towards a door on the other side. When he opened it, the police ran towards him. The criminal grabbed the police's hand and hit him with it.
"Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?" the criminal cackled.
Everyone laughed at the criminal's antics, except for the Starling boys and Dan. They cried so hard that several people glared at them because they couldn't hear anything. Others wondered if they were dropped on their heads as babies.
49. Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes. You can also set off a watch alarm if it is loud.
Riiing. "What is that annoying sound?" several people muttered. After a few minutes, they relaxed because they couldn't hear anything. Riiiing. The sound returned. Several people looked around for the cause, but they couldn't hear where the sound was coming from. They were wary by the time the noise returned. Riiing. They all looked towards Ned. Ned looked up to see 40 pair of eyes staring at him.
Ned chuckled nervously. "Why are you all staring at me?"
A man called out, "Give up. We all know you were the one who made that noise."
Ned chuckled again before making a break for the door.
50. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
"You have…" the doctor said.
Everyone in the theater held their breath as they waited to see that disease infected Cathy.
"Shhhhh," Ted whisper-yelled.
"That's impossible. I can't have that." Cathy shook her head.
Everyone glared at Ted, who innocently stared up at the screen.
"What do you mean she has that? It isn't possible. Since she has it, I'm going to-" The man paused for dramatic effect.
Everyone held their breath again. "SHHHHH," Ned yelled.
Cathy cried. "You can't do that."
"I will," the man walked out of the room.
Everyone glared at Ned. "You made us miss what they were going to say-twice!"
Ned shook his head. "Actually, my brother made you miss what they were going to say the first time. I made you miss what they said the second time." Everyone glared at the Starling boys.
"Shhhhh," Ned said.
"You just made it worse!" Ted whispered.
Dan scooted away from them inconspicuously.
51. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
"Which movie should we spoil?" Ted asked.
"What about Sherlock Holmes? " Dan asked. Ned and Ted nodded. They casually walked pass the theater showing Sherlock Holmes and stuck their head into the theater.
"Professor Moriarty will die!" Ted yelled.
"Sherlock Holmes faked his death!" Dan shouted.
"He typed a question mark after 'The End'" Ned yelled. "That was actually pretty cool."
Several people looked like they wanted to strangle them. A man even cracked his knuckles.
Ted chuckled nervously. "You know, we should go now." The Starling boys and Dan ran away.
"This is strange," Ted muttered as he looked over the list. The three of them were resting at Grace's mansion. Dan went into the kitchen to grab a soda.
"What's wrong?" Ned asked as he collapsed on a couch.
"We're…finished," Ted said. He turned the list around to make sure that he didn't miss anything.
"Ted, you know that we would have finished it sooner or later," Dan said as he walked into the room. "At least we had fun. Right?"
Amy, who was incredibly happy that the list is done, said, "Well, now you're done. You guys should train now." She smiled as they groaned and made their way into the training room.
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Well, it's done. I'm sorry if this seemed a little rushed. I'll miss working on this. Again, I'd like to thank everyone who read, reviewed, or alerted. Have a belated New Years!
~Devi
