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Note: Just a short one I needed to get out of my system.

Chapter 13

"No Dawn, we have to take her there. I just hope that with all the people leaving the hospital, there might be a doctor left to take care of your sister." Xander yelled, as he hurried to the pod.

*Alright, I'll just sit here, looking...bored.*

If Xander had paid attention, as he should have, that last remark would have filled him with dread.

It didn't take long before they were leaving the hangar bay, and Xander was shocked at how close to the ground they already were.

They landed the pod in front of a group of scared people, but managed to calm them down long enough to take care of Buffy. As they wheeled her into the ER, followed closely by Joyce, Xander turned and looked at the parking lot.

"Uhm, Dawn?"

*Yes Xander?* came the innocent sounding reply.

"Just how close would you say you are to the ground?"

*About a foot, why?*

"How tall is a car?" Xander had been in the Summers home often enough to have learned a trick or two, the trick to Dawn, was to give her the data she needed, and let her draw her own conclusion on why she had just screwed up, and how.

*About four or five...Oh...Oops!*

She immediately raised herself a dozen feet further off the parking lot, making Xander's and everybody else's ears pop, as the surrounding air rushed in to fill the void Dawn had just made.

The surviving cars promptly responded by engaging their car alarms, resulting in an unholy cacophonia of noise.

*AAAHHHHH...*

"Dawn?" Above him, Dawn was starting to move slightly erratically, raising her front in a jerking motion.

*AAAAAHHHH...*

Dawn was rocking side to side, and his link provided him with some clues that just didn't make sense.

*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH...*

"Uh, oh..." Was about as far as Xander got, before Dawn did what anyone would have thought impossible.

*AAAAAAHHHH-CCCHOOOOOOOOooooooo!*

Dawn suddenly moved rapidly backwards, while all her guns discharged, at the same time.

The last thing Xander remember thinking, before being overwhelmed by the noise, was "Dawn's allergic to car alarms?"