another update! This wasn't what I had planned but it kinda got out of control and I apologise now if it offends. We all know what a double threat Danny and Jamie could be together but what of the TRIPLE threat? Danny, Joe and Jamie? Together? And Drunk?!
Enjoy
It's great to let your hair down and relax. Not a care in the world to dampen your day...It might dampen the next day but never the day you want it to.
"Ooops" whispered the voice.
"Shhhhh! You'll wake them up..." said another, a little louder.
"Any louder and the whole neighbourhood will be awake..." quipped the third.
"Hic! Sssorrry..." giggled the first as he tried to put his key in the door, "It won't fit, hee hee!"
"Lemme try mine...Hic!" smirked the second.
"You forgot yours! I got mine...Move.." slurred the third.
"Watch it!" giggled Jamie as he fell off the top step in front of the door.
"Timber!" laughed Joe as he caught his brother and fell with him.
"My key don't fit. Let's go round the back" suggested Danny.
Ha ha! Wheeee!" giggled Jamie as he spun around the front garden.
"Having fun?" laughed Joe as he took Jamie's arms.
"Fabulous! Care to dance?" asked Jamie as he and Joe took their positions and started humming the Blue Danube and waltzing around the garden.
"Will you two pack it in!" smirked Danny as he slipped on the grass.
"Oh, Danny's jealous. I...I think..i'd..Hic..better dance...hic...with him tonight...Hic...Joe. You know..Hic he hates to be left..Hic...out!" slurred Jamie as he left Joe and staggered to Danny.
"Oh, now you wanna dance?" huffed Danny. "You didn't want to dance with me earlier! You're just a tramp!"
"Shame on you, little bro! Danny's sensitive...Hee hee!" chortled Joe as they all skipped to the back door.
"I had fun tonight!...Why haven't we done this before?" asked Jamie, getting maudlin. "I loves you..."
"Okay...That last tequila shot was a bad idea, Danny!" giggled Joe as he felt the force of Jamie's sudden embrace.
"Nah! He's gotta get ready for the heavy stuff," sighed Danny as he tried the back door, "Oh! It's open!"
"I'm hungry!" announced Jamie. "Who wants food?"
"What d'you plan on doing?" laughed Joe as he went to the fridge and got a beer each for them.
"I dunno! I can't cook! It can't be that hard, can it?" slurred Jamie as he headed for the oven.
"It's Claude from the Muppets!" teased Danny as he tried to sit on the breakfast bar stool...And missed.
"Ooopsy! Danny? Why are you on the floor?" Asked Jamie.
"I fell off the stool, dummy?" quipped Danny.
"Why?" asked Jamie, seriously. "It didn't move and it's not like you have a small butt! I mean you got a big butt!"
"What? Jamie?" exclaimed Joe.
"Big tackle too! Bet Linda's impressed... OWWWW! What did you do that for?" cried Jamie as he rubbed his ear.
"Let's just say it's not nice to discuss...Ouch! Danny!" yelped Joe.
"Linda's very happy thank you very much! At least she know's what's in my package, if you catch my drift!" winked Danny.
"Gross! TMI! TMI!" groaned Jamie.
"Say's the guy that brought it up in the first place!" laughed Danny.
"Has he ever had it up?!" teased Joe as he sat next to Danny on the floor.
Jamie pulled himself up and straightened his jeans, "I'll have you know...I have! And i'm very impressive!"
"Ohhh! Jamie's impressive, Danny!" winked Joe.
"Toni thought so!" grinned Jamie.
"TONI?" exclaimed Danny and Joe in unison. Jamie blushed.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? After that?! Are you outta your mind?" choked Joe as he stumbled to his feet.
"Toni? Toni Renzulli? Seriously?" squealed Danny, making Joe and Jamie look at him in disgust.
"You squeal like a girl!" giggled Jamie as he went back to the oven.
"Here, another scotch is what you need. If i knew you'd spill the goods this easily, i would've plied you with alcohol sooner!" joked Danny.
"I'm not a cheap date, i'll have you know!" retorted Jamie as he stumbled back to the table.
"Oh no! Never thought that! Here, for this we need the good stuff!" announced Joe as he swayed back from the front room with their father's best scotch.
"Well..." Jamie began as they continued to drink and gossip into the morning.
"WHAT THE HELL?" screamed Mary as she came into the kitchen at six the following morning.
The sight that met her eyes was one she thought she'd never see. Her three sons were sprawled over the kitchen floor, the table and the worktop. Between them there was debris consisting of bottles, plates and food everywhere.
"DANIEL FRANCIS REAGAN!" she screamed.
"Whaaa?" groaned son number one.
"Maa..." groaned son number two.
"I'm awake...I think," moaned Jamie, before turning and, "Arghhhh!"
Both Danny and Joe burst into hysterics s they watched their little brother roll off the kitchen table.
"What in God's name are you playing at?!" yelled Mary as she pulled Danny off the floor. "You were supposed to be watching your brother,"
"I was. We were." Groaned Joe as he gingerly sat up from the worktop.
"Looks like it!" smirked Erin as she walked into the kitchen with Nicky toddling in behind her.
"Uncle Jammie!" she squealed. Jamie groaned.
"It's your turn to babysit Nicky!" mocked Danny as he tried to open his eyes.
"I don't feel so good," groaned Jamie as he pulled himself up and staggered to the bathroom.
"My scotch? You drank my scotch?" wailed Frank. Danny and Joe looked at each other before laughing.
"You sound like a girl, Francis," retorted Henry as he walked into the house. "What's going on?"
"These boys got drunk last night and took Jamie along for the ride!" huffed Mary, unimpressed.
"Look, He was upset about Toni leaving and he...he..."Joe started giggling as the previous night's conversation came into view. Danny saw the light bulb and started laughing too.
"You wanna tell us what's so funny?" asked Frank as he stood firm.
"Nope. It's cool" sniggered Danny.
"Someone tell me this feeling goes away?" pleaded Jamie as he collapsed on the sofa.
"Looks like his hangover's are just as impressive as the other impressive attribute he has?" winked Danny.
"Now that's impressive!" smirked Joe as Jamie groaned and hid his head under a pillow.
"What are you two on about?" asked Henry.
"Nothing!" mumbled Jamie from under the pillow.
Henry rounded on the older two who grinned innocently and staggered out of the kitchen and jumped on their baby brother on the sofa.
"You know, with your impressive qualities there are plenty of girls who'd like to have a go," whispered Danny.
"Oh my God! What did say last night?" groaned Jamie as he tried to squirm further under the pillow.
"Hey, our secret! Promise!" teased Danny as he pulled the pillow from Jamie.
"You promise?" he sighed sadly.
"Hey, kid. We had a look and i have to admit! You beat me!" grinned Danny as Joe sat sniggering at the other end of the sofa.
"DANNY!" yelled Jamie as he threw the pillow at his brother in mock disgust before all three were in the throes of a major pillow fight.
"Okay, what did we just miss?" asked Erin as the rest of the family stood by and watched.
"Might be safest we don't know," replied Mary.