Disclaimer; I don't own twilight, Bella or Carlisle… because lets face it - if I did own it - and Carlisle, it would be a totally different story… wink wink lol.

Chapter 13: Sunday bloody Sunday

It had been three days since I'd last seen Carlisle but it's not like I didn't have plenty to think about since then, because believe me I did.

True to his word on Thursday after we got back from our trip Renee told me that Esme had called and said that she didn't need me to help out anymore and to just take it easy until I start school on Monday. Major relief let me tell you, because one more day with that fucking stalker Newton and I was gonna kick his fucking ass!

But as I said, it wasn't like I had nothing to think about because surprisingly Carlisle had told me a bit more about himself - and to be honest, I liked what I heard.

Example one, apparently Carlisle didn't want to become a priest - but his daddy made him, he had wanted to become a doctor…. And I have to say that I think he would look majorly hot in a doctors coat.

Example two, he had abs to die for - how do I know this, because I saw them! He didn't do it deliberately, which is a total shame - but thank god for sunshine because it makes hot men even hotter and wear less clothing.

And finally example three Carlisle Cullen was a trust fund baby, mommy and daddy were rolling in it and now apparently so was he. So basically - he could have been a doctor, great abs, loaded, fucking gorgeous and had enough charm that he could probably make a nun drop her knickers… seriously is there anything he couldn't do?

I was just contemplating the answers to the previous question when Renee came barging into my room… Hello its called knocking!

"Good, you're awake - it's time you get up" she said as she opened my curtains and tried to temporarily blind me with the light.

"Um hello it's Sunday" I told her as I buried myself underneath the blankets.

"I am aware what day it is Bella" she said as she ripped the blankets off me.

I closed my eyes "That's it, I know I'm adopted - because there is no way in hell you're normal enough to have given birth to me" I told her.

"Charming" she said as she made her way out of the room "Now it's 07.45, get up."

I let out a groan 07.45 - what the fuck? "Why" I shouted at her.

"Because" she called "We're going to church" and it was at that point I rolled over and fell off the bed.

I lay on the floor and groaned, why the hell we were going to church. We never go to church - was she trying to make sure I was going to hell… because at this point I seriously thought so.

"And try to look presentable" she called as she walked passed my room. Sure, I'll get right on that I thought - right after I pull my hair out. I rolled over and got up off the floor and went to get dressed.

I had just finished getting dressed when I decided that I would bite the bullet and call Alice to get her advice on what I should do. I grabbed my phone of the dresser beside me and pressed the speed dial…

(Alice/Bella)

Ring…

Ring ring

Ring…

"Whoever the fuck this is better hang up the phone now, because when I find you - I will kill you!"

"I'm really feeling the love, you bitch!" I told her

"Bella?"

"The one and only"

"Oh my god, how's you?" she asked, and then added "And why the fuck are you calling me this early on a Sunday?"

"I'm good" I told her "Except for the fact that Renee is making me go to fucking church this morning"

"Clearly she has issues" she said

"I always thought so, anyway I wanted to call you to see what you think I should do?"

"Well, first things first - what are you wearing?" She asked

"Black jeans, black vest top and black shirt - why?"

"It'll do, I suppose - now get going" she said

"That's it?"

"Yep…. That and don't do anything I wouldn't do" she told me and then hung up

Thanks? "Bella, it's time to go" Renee called. Great, well I guess I was going to church.

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