Here is the next chapter of TDU. I'd let to give a huge thanks to Owennumber1fan for helping me through most of this chapter. I hope you enjoy it.
(It's a normal day in Dimmsdale, as young Timmy Turner is walking down the street with his fairies).
Timmy: Ah, my favorite day of the week, Saturday. That means no school, no homework, and especially, no crazy Mr. Crocker.
Wanda: What do you have planned for today, sport?
Timmy: Oh the usual, eat some of my favorite sugary cereal, followed by a few hours of TV, and then some video games. But first, I'm going to see Chester and ask if he wants to play video games with me.
Cosmo: Yay video games!
Poof: Poof poof.
Wanda: You know Timmy, it wouldn't kill you to get out more. Seriously, it wouldn't.
Timmy: I'm walking now, aren't I?
Cosmo: Oooh, he got you Wanda.
(Wanda frowns.)
Timmy: Yup, this is going to be one perfect Satur-AAAHHHH!
Cosmo: Satur-AAAHHHH? I'm not familiar with that day. Did they make a new day and not tell me? I'll have to adjust my watch!
(Timmy ignores him and dives behind a nearby bush. His fairies follow him, confused).
Cosmo: What is it Timmy? Rampaging poodles?
Timmy: Worse. I just saw Tootie standing there a few inches away!
(The fairies peer their heads out from behind the bush and look. The figure does bear a striking resemblance to Timmy's obsessed stalker, but is clearly not her).
Wanda: I don't think that's Tootie, sport. She's too big, for one thing.
Poof: Poof, poof, poof.
Timmy: Maybe she's been taking her vitamins.
Cosmo: Oh no!
Timmy: What is it?
Cosmo: There's only one logical explanation: She's Tootie from the future, here to recruit Timmy to save mankind from a future ruled by super intelligent toilets!
Wanda: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! Plus, most of that was all a dream you had.
Cosmo: Okay, then she's come back in time to tell her younger self how to get Timmy to like her!
Wanda: I'm pretty sure. . .
Timmy: We gotta do something!
Wanda: Maybe we should try listening to reason before we jump to any wild conclusions.
Cosmo: Don't worry Timmy, I have a plan.
Wanda: Oh brother.
(Meanwhile, on the sidewalk, girl who looked like Tootie is trying to figure out what's happening).
Beth: Okay, maybe somebody in this town can help me figure out how to get home.
(Suddenly, Timmy pops out from behind the bush, armed with pink and green water guns and a purple backpack. Beth turns around and notices him).
Beth: Oh hi. Can you help me. . .
Timmy: EAT WATER FUTURE TOOTIE!
(Beth is then spray with two huge blasts of water completely soaking her.)
Beth: HEY! What the heck? Is this how you greet people?
Timmy: Go away! There's no way I'm letting you teach the present you about how to, ugh, charm me!
Beth: Okay, I don't have the slightest clue about what you're saying. I'm just trying to find my way back home.
Timmy: To the future?
Beth: No! To Canada.
Timmy: Canada in the future?
Beth: No! I'm not from the future, got it?
(Timmy's fairies start whispering to their godchild.)
Wanda: I told you she wasn't from the future.
Cosmo: Don't believe her Timmy. That's what all people from the future say. If they were from the future, they wouldn't want you to know. It messes with time or something.
Timmy: I don't know, she might be telling the truth.
Beth: Who are you talking to?
Timmy: Um. . .no one?
A few minutes later. . .
(Timmy and Beth sit down on the couch of Timmys house. They had both started talking about things, like who they are and what's happening in their lives.)
Timmy: So you're name is Beth and you're from Canada?
Beth: Yeah. One minute these weird black creatures were attacking, and the next, I ended up here. Where is here, anyway?
Timmy: Dimmsdale. My name's Timmy Turner, and I'm sorry about attacking you earlier. It's just, you look like this girl who's always bugging me and trying to kiss me.
Beth: Well, you are pretty cute.
(Cautious, Timmy sprays her with a water pistol again.)
Beth: Hey!
Timmy: Sorry. Hey, why don't I show you around Dimmsdale? If it's your first time here, then we've got to make it last.
Beth: Well, I guess. As long as I make it back home in time for dinner. My dad gets pretty angry when I'm late for dinner.
(Beth and Timmy exit the house and walk down the streets of Dimmsdale. Unknown to them however, a strange black van has been watching them. Inside the van was none other than Timmy Turners crazy teacher.)
Crocker: Hmm, it appears Turner is hanging out with a girl that resembles that one who's always annoying him. There's only one logical explanation for this! Timmy has brought forth a future version of the girl by breaking the space-time continuum with his FAIRY GODPARENTS!
(Crockers phone suddenly starts to ring.)
Crocker: Ooh, I hope it's not mother again.
(He picks up the phone and talks into it.)
Crocker: Hello? Are you sure? Yes, I'm watching them right now. Okay, I'm on it.
(He hangs up.)
Crocker: Okay, my mistake, that's one of those teens we're looking for. But now I have just got an excellent idea. If I can somehow get close enough to that girl to catch her, Turner will command his FAIRIES to save her with their FAIRY MAGIC! Only then shall I catch them in my new state of the art, FAIRY-hunting, mechanized, unbreakable, BUTTERFLY NET! I will have that girl and Timmy Turners FAIRY GODPARENTS! Two victories for the price of one! I must go after that girl! GIRL! I mean. . .FAIRIES!
(Meanwhile, Timmy and Beth along with Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof disguised as flies were walking down the sidewalk.)
Beth: So where are we going Timmy?
Timmy: My favorite place in the world!
(Soon, they arrive at a large amusement park.)
Timmy: Welcome. . . .to ADRENALLAND!
Beth: Uh, is this place safe?
Timmy: Of course it is! Provided we sign up before going on the rides.
(Timmy signs his name on a paper that was hung near one of the rides. When Beth put her signature on a seperate sheet of paper, she quickly turned to the top part of the page that read "Release". But she couldn't read the rest as Timmy yelled to her from across the way.)
Timmy: C'mon Beth! Whatcha waitin' for?
Beth: Uh, Timmy? What ride are we going on?
Timmy: Only the most stomach-churning, heart-stopping, gut-wrenching, lung-crushing, spine-bending roller coaster ride in existance!
Cosmo: He's not kidding actually. That's the name of the ride.
(Beth looks up at the sign above her which literally said "The Most Stomach-Churning, Heart-Stopping, Gut-Wrenching, Lung-Crushing, Spine-Bending Roller Coaster Ride In Existance". The girl gulped nervously as she headed to the entrance with Timmy. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof meanwhile watched as they went on the ride.)
Poof: Poof, poof.
Wanda: I don't know. Are you sure Adrenalland is really the best place to bring Beth? She doesn't look very enthusiastic.
Cosmo: Oh, relax Wanda. Now that Timmy's hanging out with that future Tootie, we can enjoy the rest of this Satur-AAAHHHH!
Wanda: Cosmo! I told you there's no such thing as Satur-AAAHHHH!
Poof: Poof, poo-OOOFFFF!
(Both Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof found themselves trapped within Mr. Crockers butterfly net. The insane teacher laughs victoriously.)
Crocker: Hahahahaha! At last! I now have Timmy Turners FAIRY GODPARENTS! A bit ahead of schedule, but who cares? And now that I have you FAIRIES, capturing the girl will be just as easy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cosmo and Wanda: HELP!
(Before Timmy and Beth got on the ride, they could hear Cosmo and Wandas scream from the exit.)
Beth: What was that?
Timmy: Uh, I'll be right back Beth. I've got some, uh, urgent. . .stuff to take care of first.
(Timmy ran through the exit of the ride and saw Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof trapped in a butterfly net held by his crazy teacher.)
Timmy: Crocker!
Crocker: Ah, Turner. You just in time to watch as I RUIN YOUR LIFE! This special butterfly net is designed by me to siphon the magic from these fairies and transfer it to ME!
(The three fairies are suddenly shocked painfully as the butterfly net starts to absorb magic from them and enter Crockers body. At that moment, the girl Crocker was looking for suddenly appears.)
Crocker: Ah-HA! THERE YOU ARE!
(Crocker uses his new powers to lift the girl up in the air and bring her to him. He then poofs up a brown sack and puts the girl inside.)
Timmy: BETH! NO!
Crocker: HAHAHAHA! SO LONG TURNER!
(In a puff of smoke, Crocker disappears with Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Beth. Timmy tries to jump after him, but was too late.)
Timmy: GAH! This is bad! I've gotta save them!
(But before Timmy could leave Adrenalland, a voice called out to him.)
Beth: Timmy! Wait up!
(The buck-toothed boy turned around and saw Beth running to him.)
Timmy: What the? Beth?
Beth: Yeah. Where are you going?
Timmy: Uh, no time to explain! I've gotta go now!
(Timmy runs out of the park while Beth follows him. While running, Timmy thought to himself. . .)
Timmy: But if Beth is here, then who did Crocker catch?
(Meanwhile, down in a secret lab, Crocker entered and placed the fairy-filled butterfly net in a cage.)
Crocker: HAHAHAHA! Now there is definately no escape for you fairies! And now to open this sack and turn you in to Yzma little girl!
(Crocker opens up the sack. However the little girl coming out of the sack was not who he expected. Crocker recieved a painful bonk on the head.)
Tootie: You idiot! This could've finally been my chance to get Timmy to fall in love with me!
Crocker: Drat! How could I get the two of you confused?
Timmy: Crocker!
(Timmy and Beth suddenly show up in the lab and confront Crocker.)
Timmy: Let those fairies go!
Beth: Fairies?
(Tootie swooned as soon as Timmy showed up. But then she turn her attention to Beth.)
Tootie: Oh my gosh! Are you me from the future?
Beth: What? No! I'm. . .
Crocker: Silence! You want these fairies so badly, come and get 'em!
(Crocker suddenly started to shine in a blinding light and floated into the air.)
Wanda: Oh no! He's absorbed enough of our powers!
Cosmo: AUGH! He's more powerful than rampaging poodles now!
Crocker: Say! What an idea!
(With a wave of his hand, an army of rabid poodles suddenly appeared in the room and surrounded Timmy and Tootie snarling hungrily at them.)
Beth: Uh, nice doggies?
Timmy: This can't be any worse!
Cosmo: Yes it can! Imagine if they were fire-breathing poodles!
Crocker: Say! Another idea!
(The crazy teacher waved his hands again and the poodles now had fire burning inside their mouths.)
Cosmo: Oops. Well, at least they aren't alien poodles with grenade launching robot squids on their backs.
Timmy: Cosmo, you idiot!
Crocker: I'm beginning to like this particular fairy more and more.
(Crocker waved his hands again and the poodles were now gigantic with red eyes, green antenae, fire-breath, and riding on their backs were gigantic robot squids with grenade launchers on their heads. Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof slapped their foreheads in frustration.)
Timmy: Okay, new plan. RUN!
(Beth and Timmy run around the lab trying desperately to avoid Crocker and his army of mutant poodles and squids.)
Beth: This may be a bad time but, who is this guy?
Timmy: He's my crazy teacher Mr. Crocker!
Beth: You teacher? Last time a teacher chased me, it was in gym class. Except he wasn't trying to kill me. Or maybe he was. I knew I shouldn't have thrown-up on the climbing wall.
(Eventually, the two kids were cornered as the poodles, squids, anbd crazy teacher came in closer.)
Crocker: And now Turner, I shall destroy you as well as your little friend! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Crocker raises his ready to sic the two kids with his army while Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof look away. But just before he could order them to attack, Tootie jumped on top of Crockers head and started pounding him.)
Tootie: You get away from my knight in shining armor and my future self you big meanie!
Crocker: OW! OUCH! STOP! GET OFF! OH, THIS IS PAINFUL! OW!
(While Crocker and the monsters were distracted, Timmy and Beth snuck over to the cage that was holding the three fairies inside.)
Beth: How do we open this up?
Timmy: There has to be a button somewhere!
(After some searching, Beth pressed the button and opened the cage. Timmy pulled Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof out of the butterfly net and they were free.)
Cosmo: Phew. It was getting cramped in there.
Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! Poof! I'm glad you're safe!
Poof: Poof, poof.
Beth: Wow! Real live fairies! I always knew they existed. But everyone said I was nuts. Especially that one kid at my school. He really hurt my feelings.
(Then Tootie runs up to Beth and starts smiling uncomfortably.)
Tootie: Hi, future me! I must know a few things! Are you married to Timmy? How do I earn his love? Teach me! TEACH ME NOW!
Beth: I already told you! I'm not you from the future!
Wanda: Well, we're all safe now. Let's get out of here.
Crocker: OH, NO YOU DON'T!
(Everyone turned to see Crocker standing there with his monstrous army by his side still super powerful.)
Crocker: Need I remind you that I still have the FAIRY POWER? I can still destroy you all right here, right now!
Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! I wish Crockers powers were gone!
(Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands, but nothing happened.)
Beth: What happened?
Wanda: Oh, no! Crockers magic is more powerful than ours! We can't wish away his powers!
Crocker: That's right! The only way you'll ever win is if by some coincidence you get me to say "I WISH MY FAIRY POWERS WERE GONE!"
(And just like that, the magic from Crockers body disappeared and the poodle and squid armies are gone as well.)
Crocker: Oh, poopy.
Timmy: Wow, that was easier than I thought it would be.
Crocker: Don't be so sure Timmy! My powers might be gone, but I still have the upper hand!
(The crazy teacher runs over the the group and grabs Beth.)
Beth: Hey!
Timmy: BETH!
Tootie: FUTURE ME!
Beth: I'm not from the future!
(Crocker with Beth in his grasp runs inside what looks like a giant capsule and closes the door. Buttons suddenly started blinking and Crocker began laughing insanely.)
Crocker: With this Universal Capsule, I will travel to a whole new universe where you will never catch me!
Timmy: Another universe! We've got to stop him!
(As Timmy ran for the machine, the capsules electronic voice started the countdown.)
Voice: Now headed for new universe in ten. . .nine. . .eight. . .
(Suddenly, the capsule suddenly started sparking and shaking.)
Voice: Overload! Overload! Malfunction!
Crocker: WHAT? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Beth: ARE WE GOING TO DIE?
Timmy: What's going on with the machine?
(Timmy suddenly turned to the corner and notice Tootie pushing random buttons and messing with wires on the capsule.)
Tootie: You won't take away my only chance to learn my future! I will stop you!
Timmy: TOOTIE! NOOOO!
(But it was to late, in a blinding flash, the capsules doors opened up. When Timmy, Tootie, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof ran to see if Beth or Crocker was okay, they were both gone.)
Cosmo: Wow! Where'd they go?
Voice: Error. Two subjects split up into two seperate universes.
Wanda: It seems that Beth has been teleported to another universe Sport.
Timmy: Well then, there's only one thing to do!. . . .I wish Tooties mind was erased!
(The fairies waved their wands in the air and wiped Tooties memory clean.)
Tootie: Where am I?
(The girl turned her attention to Timmy.)
Tootie: Timmy! How convinent findin you here.
Timmy: Uh, guys?
(Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands again and catapult Tootie out of the lab.)
Tootie: I DON'T CARE WHAT MY THERAPIST SAYS! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TIMMY TURNER!
Timmy: Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go to another universe and find Beth.
Wanda: Hate to break it to you Sport, but universal travel is a bit. . .difficult to accomplish. Even with our magic.
Cosmo: Ditto on that. I tried to enter another universe once. Ugh. So. . . .many. . . .super toilets.
(Cosmo proceeded to suck his thumb.)
Timmy: Well what if we used Crockers machine?
Wanda: Maybe. If we can get it working again.
Poof: Poof, poof, poof.
Timmy: Then I wish the machine was fixed!
(The fairies waved their wands and the capsule was fixed up good as new. Timmy and the fairies stepped inside and the machine started the countdown.)
Cosmo: By the way, which universe did Crocker end up in?
Timmy: Meh, who knows?
(Out in a desert, the crazy teacher was out alone.)
Crocker: Hello? Anyone? Hmm. Either my Universal Capsule malfunctioned sending me and that teenager into two seperate universes, or I was foiled again by Timmy's FAIRY GODPARENTS! Oh, I despise him so! Huh? What's that noise?
(What started to sound like a loud flushing sound suddenly became louder and louder. And soon, Crocker was surrounded by what appeared to be an entire army of giant white toilets.)
Crocker: Well, I don't see this ending well at all. But I'll figure out a way out of this somehow! I'll get you Timmy Turner, NEXT SATUR-AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
(What the toilets did to Crocker was far to graphic to explain, but let's just say, there was "so much clogging".)
Cliffhanger! Will Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof find Beth? Find out next time probably. I dunno, I can't promise anything. So now you'll have to be patient and wait for the next chapter! ;P