Classic's Information station: If you do not know by now then this is for you. We are all well aware that Naruto is being stalked and by one persistent little demon! Yes! He is a demon and he is off his shit like no one would believe! Mad decided to develop the character further so that we could give you folks a damn good sequel in the future. Well this is a prelude but Mad says it is an interlude. She says tomato and I say who give a flying fuck just let the fans decided if they like the crazy. I tell you what though, no one better lay a finger on my Mad, or else you will lose the whole flippin' hand! Just a small warning for those who get ideas. LOL LOL and now without further ado, Mad's Corner…

Mad says: "The freaks come out at night." And this lil freak will wreck mess, kidlets. Thank me now. I want me props for the intro to the freak show, yes. And cookies. Props are good, cookies are better. But ice cream is the shizzle, ma nizzle! Classic wanted to give you all the option to name said crazy. However, I was thinking of calling him Etienne. French and nuts! Though, we might want to call him Simon or something… so it flows with the characters in the book.

Interlude of Madness: Enter another lover?

Spotting the brilliant blonde locks from afar, he grasped the scope tighter. Swallowing thickly, a hand ran over dirt-crusted, leaf and grass-stained jeans before drifting up to caress the zipper. He knew the man would be here. He always was. Like he knew, they needed to be together.

Watching as the other man flopped into the hammock, his eyes shut and mouth open, he once more moved to the fly of his jeans. Flicking the zipper down, he stroked himself once, knowing full well the blond was the cause of this madness.

Hatake-Umino-Uzumaki Naruto. His man; his lover. He had known they would be together since he first read one of the man's books. He could tell that Naruto, his Naruto-kun was calling for him, calling to him from the words on the pages.

Every word was a testament to their love. The love they shared that had yet to be consummated. But, that would change soon. Naruto would be his lover, his own and only. And that monster who raped his sweet blonde nightly would be gone. Nothing could stand in the way of love, their pure sweet love.

Shaking his head to clear it from the vision of his beloved, he released himself. Tomorrow night, he would come. He would rescue the blond from the evil man who held him against his will, and from the watchdog, that bastard had set to keep Naruto from running away.

It had to be. He read the books without fail. The date was important, he knew. It was the only time, the only day they had to be together without anyone stopping them. And, he knew, once they were joined, no one would be able to part them.

A growl tore from his throat as he saw the horrible beast that had defiled his lover sweep into the backyard. "God damn you. Leave him alone. He's mine. Not yours. You son of a bitch!"

He gritted his teeth as he saw the man loom over his much smaller love, knowing the blue eyes would be brimming with terror at being so close to his tormentor. "Get away from him! I'll kill you if you touch him." Scowling, he watched as the villainous male threw a cell phone at the blonde.

"Forcing him to call and tell lies to his family about how well you treat him, eh, bastard? Don't worry. I know the truth, Naruto. Love, I will avenge your foul treatment at his hands. And, then I will take you away to someplace safe and erase his touch with my own. We'll make love for hours. Just you and me."

A throbbing sensation roused him from his thoughts. Glancing down, he realized where thoughts of loving the blonde had brought him. Gingerly, with those too blue eyes in mind, he fingered the head of his swollen shaft.

Those eyes would be filled with love and with wonder, he knew, as the owner of said eyes would look at him. Tanned fingers curling experimentally around his length, stroking his when he gave an encouraging moan. His own hand would slide through unruly blonde hair and around to the nape of a strong neck.

Tender kisses would remove the taint of that foul mouth that assaulted pink lips. His tongue would soothingly glide in and around the other males in a protective caress. Soon, his beloved would respond to the fire that was being stoked between them.

He began to pant heavily as the hand that was touching his cock slipped lower and cupped his sack. Naruto's fingers squeezed him as a voice, husky with burgeoning love and a touch of lust whispered in his ear. "Take me, love. Remove his foul traces from my body. Burn his remnants with your seed. I need to feel clean again!"

A sharp gasp as a finger dipped between his cheeks, stroking his cleft. He felt his knees tremble and he staggered back to the soft bed. "Love, I need you now! Come, my darling, so that I can show the breadth of my emotions."

Lovingly, he grasped the hand that teased him and tugged it up, pressing soft kisses to the knuckles. "I am going to make love to you, pleasure you as you should be. Imprint my body on yours, love."

Gingerly, he pulled the smaller man atop him, letting those slightly pale thighs part over his hips. His love preferred this position as he was too often subjected to smothering by that foul beast's larger, heavier body. Pale hands stroked darkened hips before lifting the blond up.

"Straddle me; take me deep into your body. Control me, my love. My body is yours to use as you see fit." He shuddered, the coarse language passing his lips distastefully. "Let me fuck you. Ride me, please!"

He could feel the waves of pleasure rippling up and down his spine from his shaft. Nails scraped skin as he bucked upward. "Oh, God! Naruto, you feel so good. More!"

Groaning, he felt the ecstasy pool in his gut before rushing from him in release. His cock twitched as he felt his love grip him. Panting harshly, he shifted his hands and pulled the blond down, ignoring the mess on his stomach.

His hands run up and down his lover's spine soothingly, light kisses pressing against Naruto's neck. "I love you. I love you so much."

The words of adoration he had been craving were silenced by the high-pitched whine of a mosquito. Shaking himself from his reverie, he grimaced at the itch on his torso. Tugging up his jeans, he cast one more look at the blond.

"Do not worry, darling. Soon, I will be coming for you. And, we will be together. Forever."

He slipped away, knowing that he would see his love again soon. It was meant to be. The books all said so.

Co-Author's note…

I know this guy is crazy, and that his speech is unbelievably formal. But, in his mind, this is how Naruto is. So he is matching himself to turn into who he perceives Naruto as needing. He is in love, and I use that term loosely as the fellow is not in his right mind, with an image and not a real person.

Hey, people! Please feel free to review and Neko go easy on me geez! lol I hope you enjoyed it.