A/N: Hello everyone! OMG I KNOW. IT'S BEEN A FEW MONTHS IM SUPER SORRY. It's only because for one I've been obsessed with other things. It's just that the ENTIRE world is obsessed with twilight now; I miss the old days before the movie. So please enjoy this update. I started the first half a few days ago and i finished the second half at 2 in the morning, half asleep, and a little hungry.

Chapter 13

About 6 months later…

Be11a xo has signed on

Shopping101 has signed on

Shopping101: Bella!! It's SUMMER TIME

Be11a xo: Yes Alice I'm aware. I've been aware for about two weeks.

Grizzly EMC has signed on

Shopping101: This mean's two things. One FIREWORKS

Grizzly EMC: Oh fireworks!! I love fireworks!! Were so setting them off in the backyard!!

Shopping101: Em, your not aloud to touch explosive things!! Mom said so!

Edward AMC has signed on

Grizzly EMC: I still do it anyway. I love Esme but I'm living forever and I am allowed to set off explosive things! I'm a grown man-trapped in a teenager's body.

Edward AMC: Oh god it's almost 4th of July isn't it?

Be11a xo: EDWARD!

Edward AMC: Hi, love

Shopping101: OMC RIGHT! EDWARD!

Edward AMC: Am I missing something?

Shopping101: Did you take your pills?

Edward AMC: Uh is it 1 o'clock already?

Shopping101: Emmett! Be Ready!

Be11a xo: what's Em gonna do?

Shopping101: Bella let's take a trip down memory lane. A lovely trip and along the trip there will be unicorns and malls. Inside the malls there will be lots and lots of sales.

Be11a xo: Ugh

Grizzly EMC: Alice are you sure you don't need to take any pills? –Bumps knuckles with Edward-

Shopping101: SHUT UP EMMETT AND LET ME TALK. I LIKE UNICORNS AND MALLS AND SALES SO SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!

Edward AMC: physico

Be11a xo: I second that!

Grizzly EMC: Third that!

Shopping101: -ignores idiots- Let's remember Edward, my dear brother, went to the funeral home to pick out a casket for his records or cd's or whatever the hell Rose broke! So don't call me a physico.

Be11a xo: Wouldn't you do the same thing? I mean let's see Rose ruined your favorite pair of shoes or something.

Shopping101: Let's get a few things straight. One Rose would never do that to me it would either be your idiot fiancé or my idiot brother Emmett. Two I would not buy a casket I would just buy new shoes or Jasper would get me some. Simple as that.

Be11a xo: Right………

Shopping101: SHUT UP BELLA!

Be11a xo: Eddie she's scary

Edward AMC: I know

Shopping101: Anyway back to the story. After dragging Edward out of the funeral home Carlisle found he ate a mountain lion who's blood was poisoned and it reacted on his mind. The pills help him from having another mental emotional breakdown. If you may not recall, BELLA, Eddie hates taking the pills so Emmett and sometimes Jasper has to hold him down.

Be11a xo: I remember. I just don't like when they hold him down

Grizzly EMC: If Edward wasn't such a baby about taking his medicine then I wouldn't be doing it.

Edward AMC: When can I stop taking these gross little pills that make me want to throw up anyway?

Shopping101: In 3 months 5 hours 19 minutes and 5 seconds

Edward AMC: …super

Shopping101: Now that everyone's minds are back on track… IT'S WEDDING PLANNING TIME

Be11a xo: -groans-

Edward AMC: -rubs temples-

Shopping101: EDWARD GO IN THE KITCHEN AND TAKE YOUR PILLS NOW! I just texted Esme and Jasper and there going to make you take them well Actually Jazzy is just supervising.

Edward AMC: -groans- brb

Edward AMC is away

Away message: I'm not here. I'm being forced to take pills. By an evil midget…be back later?

Shopping101: I LOVE WEDDINGS. YES I DO. I LOVE WEDDINGS. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! I LOVE WEDDINGS.

BlondeHottie has signed on

BlondeHottie: Alice shut up!!

Be11a xo: She's really singing?

BlondeHottie: Yes. Loudly.

Shopping101: -sighs- Fine. I love weddings though. So Bella let's talk cake.

Be11a xo: You don't eat cake

Shopping101: Yes

Be11a xo: Edward does not eat cake

Shopping101: These statements are all true so far

Be11a xo: None of you vampires eat human food!

Shopping101: Correct again

Be11a xo: Are we having cake with blood filling?

Shopping101: Unless you want to pass out and all of the humans die of some weird disease then no. Edward will eat the cake… he'll just remove it later.

Be11a xo: Gross

BlondeHottie: Did anyone hear the vase just shatter?

Shopping101: Em you here?

A few seconds later

BlondeHottie: I think Edward was just tackled. I'll go check.

BlondeHottie has signed off

JaSp3r Ha1e has signed on

Be11a xo: What am I getting myself into? –Smacks head-

JaSp3r Ha1e: Can't back out now, Bella. You either join the family or get killed by the Volturi.

Be11a xo: -gulps- … uh thanks Jasper.

Shopping101: Baby, aren't you supposed to be with Edward? Like downstairs? Making sure he takes his pill and nothing happens to Esme?

JaSp3r Ha1e: Emmett's got Edward pinned and oh hold on let me check.

Be11a xo: Don't leave me hanging Jazz!

JaSp3r Ha1e: Rose has put the pills into his mouths and given him a glass of water to choke it down with

Be11a xo: That's it! I'm coming over! My Eddie needs me! I need a ride!

JaSp3r Ha1e has signed off

Shopping101 has signed off

Grizzly EMC has gone idle

Be11a xo: Seriously?

Be11a xo: Stupid Vampires!

Mikkkke has signed on

Be11a xo: Mike!

Mikkkke: Hi Bella

Be11a xo: I need a HUGE favor. I need help.

Mikkkke: Sure, anything.

Be11a xo: Can you drive me to Edward's? My car is being fixed at the moment and I need to get their ASAP.

Mikkkke: Sure. I'll be right there. Oh and will you go out with me?

Be11a xo: I'm engaged

Mikkkke: Is that a yes?

Be11a xo: No

Mikkkke: Please

Be11a xo: Go back to Jessica

Mikkkke: No. She's a slut

Be11a xo: lol

Be11a xo: Mike, I'm tired. Can you please give me a ride?

Mikkkke: I'll be right over

Mikkkke has signed off

Be11a xo has signed off

A/N: REVIEW!! THANK YOU!! =]