Hey Guys! wow... so many reviews! :D I know it's been a while, but I've been with my IB exams (sucks!) but they just finish today! (i probably fail maths :/) so I decided to update :D
I'll be updating as much as I can! :D
so enjoy this chapter!
oh! and btw! Guys! ASH IS BETTER THAN QUINN... Right danielle-redfern and GallagherGirlMacey?
:D sorry...random momment, but real statement ;)
Name: Thea Harman
Age: 17
City: Las Vegas
Interest in: Circle daybreak
Friends:87349272745937
Thea Harman:is in a relationship with Eric Ross
Family: Blaise Harman (cousin)(sister)(best friend)
Write down what are you thinking:
Thea Harman
Hello everybody! :D
Eric Ross
Hey Thea! :D guess what?
Thea Harman
What?
Eric Ross
Thierry said that he can pay the vet university! :D
Thea Harman
Oh My God Eric! That is awesome! :D
Morgead Blackthorn
Want to hear a joke?
Jez Redfern
Morgead give up! Your jokes are not funny!
Morgead Blackthorn
Shut up! Ok… are you guys ready? :D
Jez Redfern
Oh God…
Thea Harman
Okkkeeyyy….
Morgead Blackthorn
:D ok… so Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Eric Ross
Really? That's the best you can do
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Ash Redfern
I know! I know! To get to the other side :D
Mary- Lynnette Carter
Well done Ash… here get a cookie!
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Ash Redfern
You are so mean to me sometimes sweetheart…
Mary- Lynnette Carter
I learnt form the best ;)
John Quinn
Ouch! How does it feel? Hahahahaha
Rashel Jordan
Quinn shut it
Ash Redfern
LOL idk… you tell me ;)
Morgead Blackthorn
PEOPLE! MY JOKE! REMEMBER? Ash your answer was wrong!
Ash Redfern
Huh?
Gillian Lenox
Actually Morgead, that is the answer…
Morgead Blackthorn
NO it is not!
Maggie Neely
That is the real answer Morgead…
Morgead Blackthorn
No it's not… the real answer is…
Timmy
That the chicken was gay…
Morgead Blackthorn
TIMMY! NO! you ruin my joke!
Timmy
Sorry… actually I'm not, it was obvious…
Rashel Jordan
Huh?
Raksha Keller
How was the chicken going to be gay?
Mark Carter
Duh… isn't it obvious? Sister, if you didn't see it, I'll be disappointed…
Mary- Lynnette Carter
Of course I did! The chicken was going to the "other side… :P
Mark Carter
;)
Delos Redfern
I don't get it
Ash Redfern
That is the worst joke ever!
John Quinn
Ugh… Delos! The chicken was going to the "other side"….
Poppy North
I don't get it…
Ash Redfern
Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
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Delos Redfern
Maggie… I don't get it
Maggie Neely
Actually I don't get it either
Jez Redfern
LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!
Eric Ross
What is so funny?
Jez Redfern
Morgead your joke fail epically! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Morgead Blackthorn
-.- I can't believe this!
Blaise Harman
The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it…. the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
Morgead Blackthorn
FINALLY SOMEONE!
Gillian Lenox
I have a joke!
Jez Redfern
Go for it!
Thea Harman
You can't be as bad as Morgead…so go for it :D
Morgead Blackthorn
Hey!
Gillian Lenox
=P ok… so…- Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
-.-.-.-.-. Ash Redfern, Thea Harman, David Blackburn, Eric Ross, Mary-Lynnette Carter, Thierry Descouedres, Hannah Snow, Jez Redfern, Delos Redfern, Maggie Neely, James Rasmussen, Poppy North, Philip North, Timmy, Raksha Keller, Galen Drache, Blaise Harman, and other 93457209374620937469759384763 people like this -.-.-.-.-.-
Jez Redfern
Now! That was a joke!
Morgead Blackthorn
No one understands me!
Eric Ross
Can I try?
John Quinn
NOOO! Please NO!
Ash Redfern
PLEASE! NO!
Thea Harman
YEAH! Go for it! :D
Eric Ross
Yeah…so… - A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
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Mary-Lynnette Carter
Oh God…
Ash Redfern
Amen!
Eric Ross
If you know a better one… go ahead!
Ash Redfern
;)… - An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and not much trouble.
The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion.
The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.
She bought the parrot and for the next week spent time getting to know him.
Assured that he spoke properly and was well behaved, she put him on her shoulder and went off to church.
Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "It's goddamned cold in here!"
Everyone turned to look at her and she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! All the next week, she talked to the parrot explaining the necessity to remain quiet during church.
The parrot understood so she put him on her shoulder and went to church the following Sunday.
Once again, just as everything got quiet and the sermon began,the parrot squawked, looked around and loudly proclaimed, "It's goddamned cold in here!"
And again the woman ran from the church. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner.
Since she didn't want to get rid of the parrot, the owner offered the following solution:
If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return him to your shoulder." "That'll work?" asked the woman. "Guaranteed!" exclaimed the owner.
So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started, the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in here!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder.
The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty fuckin' windy, too!"
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Mary-Lynnette Carter
Now… THAT IS FUNNY! hahahahhaahha
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Thea Harman
You know what? I think Eric's joke was better!
Ash Redfern
NO way!
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Thea Harman
It is my facebook wall…so it's me who decides ;P
Jez Redfern
She is learning!
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Thea Harman
:P
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Eric Ross
HUH?
Thea Harman
Keller's group ;)
I know! a bit short!
next one will be longer!
promisse!
anyways
reviews!¨
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