A/N: Remember when you used to get excited to buy a bag of chips? After the 90s, chips just lost their fun. Read and review? Enjoy!

Book To Read: "The Phantom Of The Opera" by Gaston Leroux

Disclaimr: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.


Sticky Situation

"Poogles!"

"What?"

"I got a stupid Poogle again."

"I don't get it."

"I swear, ketchup always gives me a Poogle."

"Ketchup what?"

"Chips, Emmett! Chips!"

"Um…" Emmett trailed off, looking oddly at his sister.

"Honestly Em, don't you know that I only buy the stupid bags of chips for the stickers?" Alice said, grudgingly sticking the Poogle sticker into her old-school-manila-paper album.

"I thought you generally liked them." Emmett stated, shrugging as he reached for a bag of salt and vinegar.

"I can't eat them. Why would I like them?" Alice groaned in frustration.

"Hey! I've got Poison Ivy!" Emmett exclaimed.

Alice quirked her eyebrow. "You can get poison ivy? And you're proud of that?"

"No! I've got Poison Ivy!" Emmett said again, producing a sticker of a red haired girl dressed in green vines.

"Oh my Carlisle! That'll complete my Batman collection! Give me that!" Alice shrieked, grabbing the sticker out of his hand.

"You could've at least said please." Emmett muttered, glaring as Alice pasted another sticker into her album.

Meanwhile…

"Hey! I've got Venom!" Bella cried.

"I thought that was me." Edward frowned, running his tongue over his venom-coated teeth.

"No! The sticker!" Bella replied, shoving the tiny plastic covered rectangle under his nose. "That now I'm only a Hobgoblin away from completing my Spiderman collection."

"Right…" Edward murmured, too low for Bella to hear as she popped an all-dressed chip into her mouth before posting the sticker in her old-school-manila-paper album. Why did she insist on everything being old school?