Hi again thanks for reviews. Sorry this was so late that spanish teacher's riding my ass. She's all like blah blah blah your never going to pass If you keep copying off of your friends. first of all I will cause Kaylee gets A's and secondly she just smells funny. Kinda like a fish and dorito thing going on. Oh well i'm rambling. To the story!
Japan sat inside with Indiana quietly setting next him. The day was whining down and coming to an end. Russia and China sat with him drinking tea. He had had to make Michigan leave the room after she kept accidentally spilling hot tea on Russia. He had to admit It took a lot of guts to do It six times. China looked at the ever silent Indiana.
"Why can't he be more like that? How do you do It? How do you make your State obey you so well?"
Japan knew he was talking about Arizona. He had been complaining all day. Japan smiled.
"Indiana." He replied. "Is naturally well mannered. I didn't have to teach him anything he already didn't know."
"Wish the same could be said for Michigan." Russia stated bitterly.
Japan smiled sheepishly. "I am so sorry about that. I don't know what got into her she's usually very sweet."
"I'm sure." Russia said
"He's just so quiet!" China said looking at Indiana and raising his hand tward him.
"I-It's because this isn't my conversation so It would be kind of rude of me to talk." Indiana confessed.
"No talk to me." China demanded "Tell me Arizona's weakness."
"He really doesn't have one." Indiana replied.
"There must be something!" China implored.
"Well...." Indiana trailed off
"Well what! Tell me!" China threw his hands down on the table.
"He likes pecan rolls."
"W-What?"
"Ya know pecan rolls. There this little sweet roll baked filled with pecans.
"That's It? There's nothing else you can think of?"
"That's the only thing I've seen Arizona work for."
China sighed. Russia shook his head." Seems you are getting a little desperate for help with this Arizona."
"You have no idea."
"Give him to me. I will break his spirit for you."
China cringed. The thought of little Arizona smarting off to Russia came to mind. He was too stupid to know his place around anybody. There was no doubt when Russia said 'break his spirit' he meant 'break his legs'
"N-No that's alright. I'm fine I can handle It."
"You sure? You seem very stressed."
"Yes. He is just another obstacle that I must over come."
The room became silent. Then Michigan who had been listening from the other side of the door simply said.
"Good luck with that."
West Virginia had finally pinned the spy (Or Fred) against the ground. The spy struggled in West Virginia grasp. "You think you've won!?" He shouted "But you've really lost!"
West Virginia pushed him down. "What do you mean?"
He spy let out a low dark sinister chuckle. "Right at this very moment the rest of master Russia's men are rounding up some of the rest of the States." He began to laugh hysterically. West Virginia bashed his head against the concrete roof knocking him unconshesis. He pulled out his phone and dialed Massachusetts number hoping It wasn't too late.
Prussia and Arizona were going through China's personal things when Arizona came across a little bottle. He held It up.
"Dude what's this?"
Prussia took It out of Arizona's hand and examined It. "It's chloroform."
Arizona jumped up over joked. "Really! Dude I have an Idea."
Prussia listened carefully. "What?!"
"Let's take this chloroform........"
"Uh huh."
"And see who passes out first!"
"You're on! But if I when you have to be my sex slave and not Chinas."
"Okay and if I when you have to take me to Ohio."
"You mean the State."
"Yep."
"Dude she is hot."
"I know she gets It from my side of the family. Now come on let's do this!"
Arizona uncapped the bottle and poured some on a rag. He put It to his mouth and took a big breath full. He continued to breath It in for an hour then passed out.
Prussia picked up the bottle. "Hmm I've never seen chloroform work so slow must not be that strong."
He pick up the rag out of Arizona's hand and added more to It. He sniffed It and feel to the floor with a thud. After a while Prussia woke to the sound of an annoying ringing. He looked around the room then realizing It was coming from Arizona dug through his pockets and pulled out a phone.
"Hello this is the awesome Prussia how can I help you?"
"Prussia? What the hell is that and where is Arizona?" Idaho asked.
"You don't know about the almighty Prussia?!"
"Sorry failed social studies."
"Well then let me tell you my story. It all started with my awesome birth-"
"Oh my god. Shut up. I don't really care. Just get Arizona."
"Arizona is a sleep! So you will listen to me."
"No I won't. Wake him up I need to talk to him. He's been missing for weeks."
"Yes you will listen to me! He's been missing because he's China' sex slave."
"Sex slave?"
"Yes sex slave. Now It all started-"
"In China?"
"Did you not hear me? Yes China. Now as I was saying It all started-"
click. Dial tone.
"You bastard! No one hangs up on Prussia and gets away with It!"
He looked at the number in Arizona's phone. It said the contact name was Idaho. He didn't know if It was one of the States but, he was going to find out. He marched out the door determined to teach this Idaho (who apparently live under a rock) about the Almighty Prussia.
Massachusetts made his way through the thick wooded path to the place Wisconsin and Minnesota were fighting. This happened every now and then and America would come and stop It. But due to the fact America was somewhere over the rainbow Delaware had volunteered Massachusetts to do it instead. Massachusetts walked into an opened are. He saw Minnesota hiding in tree with a bow and arrow and an unaware Wisconsin searching with a big stick in his hand.
Massachusetts's eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his head. "Oh God" Massachusetts sprinted in the middle of the small war. He tackled Wisconsin out the path of the bow. Spitting the dirt out of his mouth he yelled "Minnesota got out of the tree now!"
"No! I will not surrender!"
Massachusetts got up leaving a bewildered Wisconsin on the ground. He walked over and shacked the tree. Minnesota fell out of the tree landing on his back dropping his bow. Massachusetts grabbed the bow.
"Are you kidding me? A freakin bow."
He grabbed Wisconsin's big stick and saw It was sharpened at the end.
"A spear Wisconsin?"
Wisconsin sat up. "I was a spear once."
Massachusetts tilted his head "What?"
"Stop saying that!" Minnesota lunged for Wisconsin.
Massachusetts grabbed his brother by the waste. "Minnesota! Calm down!" He put Minnesota down. Minnesota stood there glaring daggers at Wisconsin.
"Now" Massachusetts put his hands between the his two brothers. "What happened?"
"He won't stop saying "I did that once or I was that once. And he keeps saying no. "
"Is this true Wisconsin?"
"No"
Minnesota pointed at Wisconsin "Liar!"
"I was a liar once."
Minesota grabbed handfuls of his hair. "Ahhhhh! I'm gonna kill you!"
"No"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Wisconsin stop this instant." Massachusetts demanded. "And stop pulling out your hair Minnesota."
"I did that once." Wisconsin said once again
"What did I just say?" Massachusetts asked
"No"
Massachusetts rolled his eyes and the two other brothers started bickering again but ,at least they weren't killing eacother
"Shut up!"
"No"
"I'll strangle you!"
"I did that once"
"No you have not!"
"Massachusetts" said a whisper of a voice. Massachusetts turned to his brothers who will still fighting. They didn't seem to hear It. So maybe It was just the wind playing tricks on him.
"Massachusetts" The voice said again but this time more demanding.
Massachusetts turned his head towards the forest.
"Come here! I'm over here!"
Massachusetts walked closer to the forset.
"Come on."
He walked closer the voice urging him on. Soon he was out of his brothers sight and was in the middle of no where. He stopped unsure to continue.
"Massachusetts keep going."
Massachusetts recognized the voice
"Alfred?"
He sprinted into the woods.
"Alfred?! Where are you?! Alfred?!."
"Come on Massachusetts you're almost there."
Massachusetts came upon a pond. "Alfred?" He asked looking around for someone.
"Down here"
Massachusetts looked down into the pond and saw America.
"Shit, shit ,shit!" Massachusetts stumbled backwards and began to scurry away.
"Massachusetts no! Come here It's me! Just talking from a different world."
"Oh" Massachusetts said peeking into the pond to look at America's face. "Sup Alfred….."
America rolled his eyes. "You're not going insane I'm real."
"Sorry if I can't agree with you on that right now."
"I don't care if you do just listen closely to what I have to tell you."
Massachusetts nodded.
"Russia, China and Japan are the ones kidnapping the States and they're about to kidnap more."
"What!"
"Listen you can't let them take the rest of the States If they do they'll take over the country!"
"But how. All they have is the human forms of the States not the States themselves."
America shook his head. "The States are connected to their human forms. If you have the human form you have the State."
"Connected?"
"Yeah. If someone wanted to do harm to the country all they would have to do is hurt the State with that intention and there goes a major city."
"But we hurt ourselves all the time. If a city or town died every time we were hurt there wouldn't be an Arizona."
"Listen! I said with the intention of hurting the State Itself."
"Oh I get It so If I wanted to hurt Arizona nothing would happen but, If I wanted to hurt Arizona the landmass I would just have to hit him while thinking It and the State would gain damage."
"Bingo!"
"My God that's horrible! Why didn't you tell us about this?!"
"Not exactly a good Idea to go around telling everyone. Now go tell England I'm in a place with glowing shit."
"Glowing shit? Oh alright. I have to go get Minnesota and Wisconsin first they might have already killed each other."
"Okay just hurry."
Massachusetts looked at the image of America a little longer.
"You're not insane now go!"
Massachusetts got up and ran to where his brothers were. He looked around frantically but, they were no where to be found. Just then Massachusetts phone began to ring.
"Hello?"
"Massachusettes!" West Virginia screamed. "They've started to kidnap more States!"
"Shit!" Massachusetts yelled realizing what happen to the two brothers he left behind. He shut the phone and sprinted up the path. They couldn't have gotten too far.
South Carolina sat at her desk doing what paper work needed to be done. They had recently found out Arizona's location was China but, where in China they didn't know. Idaho came rushing in the room.
"Dude!" He panted out of breath "Alaska's gone!"
Florida looked around the house for what seemed like the hundredth time for her missing brother.
"Utah?" She screamed "Utah?"
Wyoming walked behind her "I don't think he's here."
"Let's ask uncle Mattie." She skipped down stairs. "Uncle Mattie! Uncle Mattie!"
"Yes Florida" he smiled
"Where's Utah?"
Wyoming stood beside Florida waiting for an answer as well.
"Well ya see……he's..um..visting England."
"Eureka! " Florida yelled putting her hand in the air. "He must be on the right path! Come on super search party! To England."
Florida jetted out the door without a moments hesitation. Wyoming quietly walked behind.
"W-Wait!" Canada pleaded "Let me go with you!"
If I get reviews to continue I will. THANKS FOR READING! Or gracias. See I know some spanish. But not enough to make Mrs. whats her face happy... Oh well.
