WOOT WOOT!
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Okay, I have a lot of awesome people to credit, so bear with me...
Interns...
Ranae belongs to The13TalesOfHamjou.
Akilah belongs to Fuzzyeyes6 (Btw, I love Ishita :3)
Jim-Billy Jo Bob belongs to a anonymous reviewer, The Drone.
Selene belongs to Zeldaandpikminforever.
Shade belongs to MinishVioletShadow.
Vio#2 belongs to an anonymous reviewer.
Silvia belongs to SilvertheWriter.
Rosie belongs to GirlversionofRed.
Reila belongs to TheImpatient.
Sovi belongs to my little sister :)
Guest Stars...
Piko belongs to Keilise.
Scruff belongs to darklantern12.
Sam belongs to Samial723.
Yuri belongs to my little sister.
Enjoy! :D
In Shadow's Dressing Room...
"And I find it kinda funny... I find it kinda sad... The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." Shadow sings to himself before pouring a crap load of whipped cream into in mouth. Shadow is lying on a green couch in the backstage room, listening to an MP3 player. In one hand is a whipped cream bottle and the other is a big roll of bubble wrap which he is simultaneously popping. Suddenly, Ranae and Akilah, wearing headsets and jackets that say "Backstage Crew", bursts into the room.
"GASP! You're popping bubble wrap without me?! No fair!" Ranae whines. Akilah observes Shadow's position disapprovingly.
"Shadow! What the hell are you doing?! We're on live in 5 minutes and you look like a complete disaster!" Akilah growls, ripping the ear buds out of Shadow's ears.
"What does it matter? I'm a terrible human being anyway." Shadow states, staring up at the ceiling.
"Yes! Yes you are, now get up, fix your hair, throw on some make-up, and get out there and host the show!" Akilah orders.
"I'm not feeling it today. Just get Ranae to do it or something..." Shadow mumbles before pouring another mountain of whipped cream into his mouth.
"YAYAAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!" Ranae squeals.
"No! Shadow you have one job! That's it! I don't care what you do afterwards but right now, you're going to get up off your lazy ass and host the show!" Akilah demands, pulling Shadow up onto his feet and ripping the whipped cream bottle out of his hands. Shadow hangs his head solemnly, not moving from his position. "Ugh, fine. I didn't want to tell you because I knew it would distract while you hosted the show today but... Vio's here y'know. He's helping us work backstage..."
"V-Vio's here?!" Shadow confirms, suddenly perking up. "Oh Goddesses! He can't see me like this!"
Shadow suddenly starts getting ready with sudden motivation, making Ranae give him a questionable look.
"Shadow's so weird." Ranae comments.
"You're not really one to talk. C'mon, lets go get set up." Akilah states as she and Ranae start making their way out the door. "You've got 3 minutes now Shadow!"
"Got it!" Shadow replies, gelling his purple hair.
"...Goddesses he's an idiot..." Akilah mumbles to herself as she walks out the door.
Backstage...
"Ugh... 30 seconds..." Akilah mumbles in disapproval as she taps her watch.
"Akilah! Where's Shadow?! We're on in less than a minute!" Vio states.
"Don't look at me! I have no clue. And technically, this is all your fault." Akilah replies.
"My fault?!"
"You should've seen Shadow backstage mopping over you..."
"Goddesses he's an idiot..."
"Tell me about it. Anyway, if he doesn't get here in ten seconds, we need to improvise..."
"I'm terrible at jokes! Please don't make me go out there!"
"Nah-uh... We need someone a little more charming... Got it! Start the intro music!" Akilah commands before running off to find someone "more charming"...
"Start intro." Vio speaks into his headset, initiating the intro music to play on stage. "...Wait a second, are you trying to say I'm not charming?! ... Akilah?"
On Stage...
"Weeeeeeeellllcome to the very first LoZ Total Drama Q&A session! Heeeeeeeeere's your host: Shadow Mckinnon!" A recorded voice announces out of the speakers, making the audience cheer in excitement. However, Shadow isn't the one to come out of the wings...
"Erm... Hiya guys!" A young girl, dressed in a large, box-ey dinosaur costume greets with a big smile. The girl has long brown bangs that's swept to the right side of her face, big brown eyes, a large dimple on her left cheek, a small one on her right, and clear-bracketed braces so they're barely visible from far away. "Sorry, I know you guys were kinda expecting Shadow to come out, but he's kinda filling his mouth constantly with whipped cream and chocolate so..."
The crowd laughs lightly.
"Here I am! I sure you guys can all guess who I am because of my beautiful attire. It's me, the executive producer of LoZ TDI; the master behind all the drama; the definition of true beauty; Dino!" Dino exclaims, twirling in circles as the crowd cheers. However, a few people "boo" as well... "Hold on, did I hear booing out there?!"
The people who "booed" start to "boo" louder.
"...What? You don't like my costume?! I had it custom made in China and everyth-"
"You broke up my ultimate OTP!" A fangirl wearing an "SHADVIO 4EVER!" shirt shouts in fury.
"Whatdoya know, Vio and I do have a shipping name..." A familiar voice smirks, making Dino jump. She turns around to see...
"That's right! It's your lovely host, Shadow!" Shadow announces with a smile that makes the girls squeal. "Dino, you weren't trying to take over my job were you?"
"No way. I was forced to stall the show because a certain someone was backstage crying over a certain breakup instead of hosting the show..." Dino replies with a roll of her eyes. Shadow shoots her a glare before pushing her off the stage and walking to centre with a smile.
"Ignore her please. She's an idiot." Shadow says to the audience, making them laugh.
"I'd be careful what you say Shadow! I can easily take away that luxury automatic toilet AND all that bubble wrap of yours with a snap of my fingers..." Dino suggests, peering out the curtains.
"...You wouldn't." Shadow mumbles with a glare.
"Try me." Dino smirks. Suddenly changing character, Dino turns to the audience in a slight panic. "W-Wait don't get the wrong idea! I'm an amazing boss I swear!"
"She is an amazing boss!" Tamaki, the 2nd co-producer of LoZ TDI, exclaims, jumping out of the curtains with a smile.
"Tamaki, I thought you were bringing in my WhiteSpot bacon cheese burger..." Dino comments, hinting at Tamaki.
"O-Oh! Right!" Tamaki remembers before dashing off the stage.
"U-Uh, sorry Dino, Shadow, but we're kinda off schedule because of Shadow's delay so we really need to speed things up here." Vio states, coming slightly onto the stage. The Vio fangirls cheer ear-piercing screams. Vio nervously waves back.
"V-Vio! W-We need to talk!" Shadow exclaims, about to run towards Vio when Dino grabs his hand and pulls him back.
"Shadow! Focus! Show! Now!" Dino demands. Then, suddenly changing her glare at Shadow into a great big smile to the audience, Dino skips off the stage.
"Oooooooookay! Good afternoon my beautiful doves!" Shadow greets to the audience, making them cheer with excitement. "Did you miss me as a host last episode?"
The audience roars in agreement.
"Obviously. No wanna-be-host can beat me. But it's okay! I've got my job back!" Shadow announces. "Now, let's talk about the competition! We're halfway through people! Halfway through... Can you believe it? You've dealt with the bitch TP Zelda for 13 episodes..."
The audience laughs.
"Ah, here they are! Our top 11! Lets give it up for Time, Twilight, TP Zelda, SS Zelda, Fi, Sheik, Ciela, Ghirahim, Navi, Midna, and my personal favourite, the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A- Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point!" Shadow announces as the audience erupts into screams as their favourite contestants come out and sit on a small bleacher to the side of the stage. Smiling a perfect smile, Shadow walks up to a lucky audience member in the front row. "Tell me, who do you think is going to win this whole, 'shabang' as that gangster from the last episode would call it..."
"I have my heart set on SS Zelda. She's so beautiful and kind-hearted and lovely and wonderful and beautifu-"
"Obviously someone's got a celebrity crush over here..." Shadow comments, making the boy blush and the rest of the audience laugh. Walking up the stairs, Shadow walks back to a row farther back to randomly pick another audience member. This time, Shadow picks a fangirl who is sighing dreamily at her and Shadow's very short distance from each other. "What about you darling? What do you think?"
"I-I think Vio is an idiot for being mad with you! You don't deserve someone like him! You deserve someone like me!" The fangirl blurts out.
"Hahah! Well that's not exactly what I asked you but... Maybe you should give me a call. I am single now..." Shadow flirtatiously states, placing a card with his number on it in her hand. The girl faints out of excitement. Most of the girls cheer at the word "single". However, some ShadowXVio fans boo...
Backstage...
Vio peers out of the certain slightly to observe the girl Shadow had just given his number to. Walking by, carrying a box full of bubble wrap, Blue notices Vio and laughs, catching Vio's attention.
"W-What?!" Vio inquires.
"Haha! I'm sorry, it's just so obvious that you're jealous." Blue comments with snicker.
"I-I'm not jealous! I'm just curious as to how Shadow can move on so quickly is all..." Vio insists.
"So in other words... You're jealous."
"I'm not! It's just that Akilah was just telling me how he was listening to depressing music and constantly stuffing his mouth with junk food because of our break-up... But looking at him on stage now... He seems perfectly happy..."
"He's pretty good at covering things up y'know." Akilah states, walking up to the two. "You watch. He'll come off stage and snap right back into a sad, depressed, obnoxious teenager."
Vio watches Shadow solemnly, rubbing the side of his arm. Akilah and Blue share a quick glance, knowing that they're both thinking the same thing: He's so jealous.
"Vio, you better get back together with Shadow quick before he ends up with a girl like that..." Akilah states.
"W-What? But weren't you the one who said it was the smartest decision for me to wait 'til I'm officially an adult before getting back together with him?" Vio confirms.
"Yeah, yeah, but if you two are going to act all depressed and sad like this for the next three years of your life... I'm just not sure anyone is going to be able to stand you two." Akilah says, rolling his eyes.
"B-But I don't want Shadow to get sent to jail because I couldn't wait a few years! That's not fair to him." Vio mumbles, staring at the ground.
"But you also don't want Shadow to end up with a girl like that right?" Blue comments, glancing at the girl Shadow gave his number to.
"Just think about it kid." Akilah states as she and Blue walk away.
Back on Stage...
"What about the people who were eliminated? Don't they deserve some love too? No actually, they don't, because they're losers, but let's announce them anyway, give it up for Zant, Astrid, The Bean Seller, Ruto, Ganondorf, Groose, Ilia, Tetra, The Postman, Malon, and Sky!" Shadow announces as the eliminated contestants enter the stage. "Geez, sometimes I can't believe some of you made it as far as you did. Like, The Postman? He survived ten episodes!"
"I know it's craaaaaaaazy! Oh! Shadow! I've got mail for you!" The Postman exclaims, rummaging through his mailbag.
"Oh! It's my pay check right? I just love pay day! Put it in my dressing room, kay?" Shadow orders, making The Postman scurry off stage.
"Well, I hate you!" Ilia shouts in Malon's face.
"Well, I hate you twice as much!" Malon shouts back.
"Well, I hate you twice as much as that!" Ilia yells.
"Ugh... They've been doing this the whole bus ride here! It's giving me a migraine... I don't even know what they're fighting about!" Sky comments.
"It's like having Navi beside me all over again. I thought I escaped that stupid fairy..." Tetra grumbles.
"HEY! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Navi inquires, flying up to the pirate's face.
"TETRA GIRLFRIEND! OH HOW I MISSED YOU!" Ghirahim exclaims, running towards his best friend.
"H-Hey Ghirahim! How've you been?" Tetra asks as she gives Ghirahim a hug.
"OMG I have soooooooo much to tell you! We must catch up after the show!" Ghirahim states.
"Hey! Tetra! You're looking a lot better!" Time comments with a smile.
"So much better! We get free therapy on the Island of Losers! I'm not even afraid of long words any more. Look, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! I can say anything I want now!" Tetra giggles.
"Well, I hate you twice as much as that!" Ilia states to Malon.
"Well, I hate you infinity!" Malon spits back. Ilia gasps dramatically. "Hahah! I win!"
"Ugh! Well, I hate you infinityX2!" Ilia shouts.
"That's not even possible!"
"I know!"
"Ugh!"
"Ugh!"
"Ooooooh! Drama! But lets not waste too much camera time on these two annoying ladies. Now! Let's announce all of our interns! Give a hearty welcome to Blue, Red, Vio, Ranae, Jim Billy Jo-Bob, Selene, Shade, Vio #2, Silvia, Rosie, Reila, Sovi, and Akilah!" Shadow announces as the backstage crew walks out waving to the audience. However, Shadow notices that Vio doesn't come out with them. "...Where's Vio?"
"He said he still had to work backstage and cue the lights and all that crap, so he decided not to come out on stage." Vio #2 explains.
"Well, at least wave 'hello' Vio!" Shadow commands, glancing backstage to see a reluctant Vio, writing something down on a piece of paper.
"Fine... Hi gu-"
"WOOOOO! VIO! WE LOVE YOUUUUU!" Vio's fangirls scream, cutting him off.
"C'mon Vio! Come out on stage! You even got a few questions to answer today." Shadow informs.
"R-Really?" Vio confirms
"Really really. In fact, we'll probably get you to go first. But before we head straight on into the question segment, let's give it up for our guest stars, Piko, Scruff, Sam, Darunia, Alfred, Home-Dog-J-Fo-Shizzle-Off-The-Hizzle-Drizzle- Dude-II, Jessica, Jake, and Yuri!" Shadow announces as the announced stars appear on the stage and find seats on the intern bleacher. However... Darunia isn't present..."These characters really only appeared for one or two episodes. But they deserve lots of recognition! I mean, we wouldn't have had the hiking challenge if it weren't for Piko changing everyone's genders..."
"Oh! I remember that glorious day..." Ghirahim sighs.
"All in a day's work!" Piko smiles.
"Red also wouldn't have been able to be addicted to magic beans if it weren't for Scruff smuggling them in..." Shadow continues.
"Oh, I'm so going to kill you after the show!" Blue threatens to the short skull kid.
"Hehehehe! Watch your blood pressure kid!" Scruff laughs in response.
"And our contestants probably would've killed Darunia if it weren't for Sam's positivity!" Shadow finally announces. "Now, on that note, you're probably wondering, 'where is Darunia?' Well, we're asking the same question. He was supposed to come today, but he still hasn't shown up. Anywho! Let's get to the fun stuff! Vio! You're up!"
"WOOOOHOOO! VIOOOOOO!" Vio's fangirls scream.
"Fine..." Vio acquiesces, walking to the centre of the stage and sitting in a chair across from Shadow.
"Okay, first question is from a guest reviewer; Sarebearr! With two r's not one. He/She as-"
Cutting Shadow off, Tamaki scurries onto the stage and whispers into Shadow's ear.
"No, no. Not for Vio." Shadow replies.
"What's not for me?" Vio curiously questions.
"Nothing, nothing!" Shadow insists.
"Well, we were gonna get all the contestants and interns to be strapped onto a chair that electrifies them if they don't answer the question honestly, but Shadow didn't give us a chance to set up the CHAIR OF DOOM as we call it." Tamaki replies, receiving a glare from Shadow.
"W-Well, Shadow I don't want any special treatment. Set it up!" Vio states. Tamaki nods before setting up THE CHAIR OF DOOOOOOOOOM!
"You don't have too. Really! I'm pretty good at making acceptions!" Shadow insists.
"If this is to make me come bac-"
"N-Not at all! I'm completely over you already!" Shadow insists, cutting Vio off.
"Done!" Tamaki smiles, pointing to THE CHAIR OF DOOM! Vio hesitantly settles upon the chair as Tamaki locks his wrists into place. "Okay! All set!"
"...Okay, first question! A loyal guest reviewer, Sarebearr, asks: WHY WONT YOU COME BACK AND JUST MARRY SHADOW?! Seriously, it's all in caps." Shadow states reading his cue card.
"Hahah... Well... Working on that island is pretty ridiculous. I've barely been able to stand it. Anyway, with Shadow and I breaking up, it gave me a reason to finally leave the island. As for why I won't marry Shadow...I think it's pretty obvious. Shadow's a lot older than I am and, well, we're very different people. We have different goals, different views on things... I just don't think we were really meant for each other. Besides, I think we're both over each othe-"
THE CHAIR OF DOOM electrocutes Vio, cutting him off.
"V-VIO! A-Are you okay?!" Shadow inquires.
"I-I'm fine! It barely hur-"
THE CHAIR OF DOOM electrocutes Vio again.
"O-Okay can someone get me off this thing?!" Vio demands.
"You still have another question! However, this one involves Blue and Red as well! Lets set up another two chairs!" Shadow orders as Tamaki sets up two other chairs beside Vio's. Red and Blue hesitantly sit in their chairs as Tamaki locks them in.
"Oh Goddesses..." Red mumbles to himself.
"Calm down Red, all you have to do is tell the truth. It's not that scary..." Blue comments.
"But you're shaking too!" Red notes with a small smile.
"I'm not shakin-"
THE CHAIR OF DOOOOOOOOOM electrocutes Blue.
"MOTHER OF *BEEP* WHAT THE HELL SHADOW?!" Blue curses. "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!"
"Maaaaaaaybe! Now, this question is from another wondrous guest reviewer; The Drone! They ask: Did you know that you are all the same person?" Shadow asks. "Sigh... Tamaki! Get started on rebuilding that forth wall again!"
"Again?!" Tamaki whines from backstage.
"What?! We're all the same person? That doesn't make sense..." Red mumbles.
"Don't tell me this dork is the same as me!" Blue demands, glaring over at Vio.
"Scientifically, we can't all be the same person. We're separate homo sapiens." Vio adds.
"Again, don't tell me this scientific dork is the same as me." Blue rolls his eyes.
"Well, actually, you're all the same person because Link pulled out the Four Swor-"
"Don't go breaking the forth wall again Tamaki." Shadow warns, cutting Tamaki off. "You're in charge of fixing it every time it breaks, remember?"
"But we're gonna break it so many times in this episode, I might as well not waste my time trying to fix it every single time it cracks." Tamaki states.
"Ah, I suppose that's true..." Shadow mumbles.
"Okay! I answered the question! Now get me out of this chair!" Blue demands.
"Well, Red and Vio are free to go, but Blue, my man, you still have a question to answer!" Shadow smirks. Vio and Red are released. Red goes back to the bleachers while Vio goes right off stage. "Sarebearr, again, asks: If you had to choose one, which one would you choose, Shade or Red?"
"Erm... Uh..." Blue mumbles, catching Red and Shades full attention. "W-Why would someone ask a question like that? I mean... Erm..."
"Just answer the question..." Shadow teases.
"I guess... R-Red... But only because I've known him for a long time! Don't take any offence Shade!" Blue pleads, nervously glancing over to Shade who laughs.
"Hahah! Why would you think I'd take offence to that?" Shade questions with a smirk as Blue is released from THE CHAIR OF DOOOOOM! Blue comes over and sits beside her on the bleachers.
"N-No reason. Just you girls take offence to weird things is all." Blue insists.
"Ooooooor you like me and you don't want to make me mad, is that it?" Shade teases.
"I do not!"
"You want to hug me, you want to kiss meee..." Shade sings, teasingly.
"Shut up." Blue grumbles.
"Next! Let's get Ranae and Silvia down here!" Shadow announces as the Ranae&Silvia fans cheer.
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYYAY WE GOT A QUESTION! YAY!" Ranae and Silvia squeal as they skip towards THE CHAIRS OF DOOM!
"Thanks Mean Cousin Shadow!" Ranae smiles.
"Ugh, I can't stand you two..." Shadow grumbles.
"Don't be a grumpy pants Shadow! Just because we broke that old VCR player with a hotdog skewer and then blamed it on you doesn't mean you shouldn't like us! That was years ago! You should get over it." Silvia comments.
"Yeah, it was years ago, and yet, I'm still in debt for it." Shadow grumbles with a rolls of his eyes. "Now, for your question. Sarebearr asks: Where did you get those giant rubber ducks? I want one."
"Oh! Mean Cousin Shadow bought me it for my 10th birthday!" Ranae replies with a big cheesy smile.
"Yeah, and I regret it even more as the days go on..." Shadow mumbles. "I bought it for like, 50 cents at Duck World at the east end of the Castle Town of Hyrule. They're probably shut down now though. Anyway, I bought Silvia hers because Uncle Pat said that it'd be repayment for his VCR. And of course, it wasn't enough because I still had to basically let Ranae run a whole entire episode a few episodes back for her duck's birthday..."
"Hahah! That was a really good episode! You should let Ranae run more episodes!" Silvia comments.
"D'aaawh!" Ranae squeals, smiling at Silvia.
"No, no, no, and no. Ranae isn't running any more episodes!" Shadow states. "Okay, this is a question for just Silvia from the great SilvertheWriter; Do you like anything else beside cake? Like, other sweet things like candies and cookies and other goods like that?"
"Oooooh! Yes! I looooooove cookies and chocolate and pop tarts and anything with sugar in it... Hmm... What else do I like? Oh! I like ducks!" Silvia exclaims with a big smile.
"GASP! You like eating ducks?!" Ranae confirms in complete shock. "Mr. Totes is going to pretend he didn't just hear that."
"Oh! Oh! Oh! And I like cake!" Silvia adds.
"I think we got that..." Shadow mumbles. "Okay, Ranae, this question is for you, also from SilvertheWriter asking: Do you like cupcakes?!"
"OHMYGODDESSES! YESS! I looooooooove cupcakes! One year for my birthday, Shadow made me a whole bunch of cupcakes with my name on it! He's actually an amazing baker... He can make lots of things. Like... Cookies and cake-"
"CAKE!" Silvia screams randomly.
"I didn't know you could bake Shadow..." Blue chuckles.
"I don't." Shadow replies.
"I bet you bake heart shaped cookies for Viooo!" Shade teases making Shadow growl.
"Shut up! Next! This is a question for Akilah! C'mon down!" Shadow changes the subject.
"Oh Goddesses..." Akilah mumbles as she's strapped onto THE CHAIR OF DOOOOM!
"This question is from the awesome, Fuzzyeyes6, or more specifically, Dilara. She asks, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING ON THE SHOW?! GOD I am SOOOOO jealous of you Akilah!" Shadow reads. "And yes, it is in caps."
"Ugh, Dilara... It's nothing exciting. In fact, it's quite awful. I mean, us interns are treated like crap and we don't even get paid that much. I should be paid a lot more for my services; no offence, but I'm obviously one of the most.. focused interns on the island. And I know what you're thinking Dilara; 'Oh! But seeing Shadow and Vio in person would be sooooooo amazing!'" Akilah mimics Dilara. "Well, it's not. Shadow and Vio are extremely irritating. I mean, their relationship is so dramatic and confusing! One minute Vio wants to be with Shadow but he doesn't want to be with Vio, then the next it's the opposite way around! And then sometimes they act all lovey-dovey like nothing's wrong in their relationship. It's terribly difficult to keep up with."
"Please, you act like your life is difficult..." Shadow mumbles, blowing a strand of hair out of his face. "Get this girl off this stage. Next, we have a question for the one and only, Jim-Billy Jo Bob!"
"Woohoo! Everybody clap yo' hands!" Jim Billy Jo-Bob shouts. The audience claps their hands to the beat of the Cha Cha Slide by DJ Casper in response.
"Haha! That's what I'm talkin' bout!" Jim Billy Jo-Bob chuckles as he's strapped onto THE CHAIR OF DOOM!
"You're excited... You know you only have one question." Shadow comments, raising his eyebrow.
"Hey! I'm feeling pumped today! I don't even know why! WOOT WOOT!" Jo Bob shouts.
"I think he's just excited to be off the island. I know I am!" Vio #2 exclaims.
"I don't see why everyone hates that island so much..." Shadow says, to which everyone glares back in response. "Okay! Question time! Our amazing reviewer, The Drone asks, did you know that I made you up and that you live in an on-line book?"
"There goes the forth wall again." Tamaki mumbles.
"What?! Made up? No man, I'm one hundred percent natural! Though it would be cool to be like, half-robot or something! Dude that be wicked! If I could just like, make myself a cheeseburger whenever I wanted, or like, grab stuff secretly with my long robot arms!" Jim Billy Jo-Bob dreams.
"That would be cool, wouldn't it?" Shadow laughs. "I think that's was our last question for an intern! Let's get to the real drama; the contestants!"
The audience cheers.
"Unfortunately, we didn't receive any questions for any of the eliminated contestants, but we did receive quite a few for the remaining ones! We're super excited for this! Let's give it up for our first victim, Sheik!" Shadow announces as a hesitant Sheik takes a step off the bleachers and walks over to THE CHAIR OF DOOM! "Okay, Sheik! You've received three questions in total! Let's start with this one... From Fuzzyeyes6; Are you SURE your not secretly a girl? I'm sorry if this is offensive, I'm just so confused."
"HAHAHAH!" Groose laughs, gripping onto his stomach.
"I'm NOT a girl! Why does everyone think that?!" Sheik inquires.
"Because you're more feminine than Ghirahim is, and that's pretty feminine." Ganondorf replies.
"Ganon! That's rude! And here I thought you were getting better..." SS Zelda mumbles.
"I wouldn't be talking Pretty Face!" Ganon replies with a glare.
"Hey! Don't talk to Zelda like that!" Sky shouts to Ganon.
"Oh yeah?! Whatcha gonna do about it?" Ganon questions, standing up from his seat.
"Ooooooh, boy do we have some heat up there in the bleachers! But apparently, we don't have none down here because Sheik was telling the truth! Guess you really are a guy, huh?" Shadow confirms, to which Sheik rolls his eyes in response. "Okay, next question is from Sarebearr asking: Do you really not remember anything at all from the phobia challenge?! ANYTHING?! Not even a certain kiss between you and a certain fairy...?"
"No...? Hold on, someone needs to fill me in on what happened! People keep hinting that something happened between me and another girl, but no one will tell me exactly what." Sheik states.
"Duh! Whoever asked you that question just gave you the answer!" Midna rolls her eyes.
"That's true. Sarebearr asked, 'Not even a certain KISS between you and a certain FAIRY?'" Shadow repeats.
"OhGoddessesOhGoddessesOhGoddessesOhGoddesses..." Ciela constantly repeats to herself.
"Calm down! He was going to figure out at some point." Navi says to the nervous wreck that is Ciela.
"Fairy...? You mean Navi?" Sheik questions. Everyone, even the audience, hangs their mouth open in shock, probably from his stupidity...
"HOW CAN ONE BE SO STUPID?!" Navi inquires.
"...Maybe this next question will help you. This one is from The Drone; did you know that the fairy, Ciela, likes you?" Shadow reads.
"A-As a friend! Heheh!" Ciela adds nervously.
"Oh, well yes. Ciela and I have been pretty good friends since the beginning of the competition." Sheik replies.
"CIELA! JUST ADMIT IT!" Navi shouts.
"You seem very determined to get us together..." Ciela comments.
"Awh! Navi's playing Cupid!" Ghirahim squeals.
"I'm not! It's just that you and Sheik's stupidity is getting on my nerves! For Goddesses' sake! It's obvious you two like each other!" Navi shouts.
"Well, let's get Ciela down here to answer her question, shall we?" Shadow announces as the young fairy floats down to a miniature version of THE CHAIR OF DOOM! "How many Ciela fans do we have out there?"
A whole bunch of fans scream from the audience.
"W-Wow! I didn't know so many people liked me!" Ciela blushes.
"Okay Ciela, you're question's from Zelda0218; How would you feel is Sheik was eliminated?" Shadow reads.
"Well, I'd feel really sad. Sheik's always been such an amazing friend and one of my greatest supporters. There were so many times where I felt like I couldn't do a lot of things to help the team because I was a fairy, but because Sheik always supported me, I was able to find all these secret talents I never would've discovered if it weren't for him. If he was eliminated, I'd be really sad, but I'd still be determined to win... for the both of us, because if I win this competition, it won't be because I won, it'd be because he helped me win..." Ciela replies.
In the Editing Room...
"THE FEELS!" Dino cries, listening to Ciela speech. In the editing room sits Tamaki and Hiroshi, constantly clicking buttons and watching the screen. Dino stands behind them, watching the action from all the different camera angles. Not too far away from them sits a young, light brown haired girl with light brown eyes and freckles around her nose. She wears a sleeveless denim blue vest with small spikes on the shoulders and a colourful neon pink shirt. "For Goddesses sake! When will they make-out?!"
"Well, it's highly unlikely they'd make-out any time soon considering Ciela's a fairy." Hiroshi comments.
"Stop ruining my dreams Hiroshi!" Dino demands with a "hmpf!"
"Switch to camera 5." Tamaki speaks into his microphone.
"So... Tamaki... How's that bacon cheeseburger I ordered coming along?" Dino asks, making Tamaki gasp.
"Oh goodness! I totally forgot about it! I'm so sorry Dino! I-I'll hurry and get you one right away!" Tamaki exclaims. Dino sighs as the brown haired girl lets out a small giggle, catching Dino's eye.
"Hey, I barely noticed you Nagisa. How's the narrating coming along?" Dino asks, making me smile. That's right! I'm Nagisa! The new narrator of LoZ Total Drama Island!
"Really good! Thanks for asking!" I reply.
"Oh! Be sure to say 'Hi' Nagisa. Our readers don't really know you yet, do they?" Dino states. Hi Nagisa!
Dino laughs.
"Glad to have you on the team Nagisa!" Dino smiles, resting her elbow on my shoulder and leaning her head against mine. I couldn't help but blush...
"...Dino's being pretty nice to our new narrator, huh?" Tamaki, on the other side of the room with Hiroshi; out of Dino's hearing range, questions.
"You mean Nagisa? Yes, Dino sure has taken a certain liking towards her." Hiroshi comments. Score for me!
"...Yeah." Tamaki mumbles, slipping on his jacket.
"Something wrong Tamaki?" Hiroshi inquires.
"No, nothing." Tamaki replies solemnly.
"...Don't tell me you're jealous of Nagisa." J-Jealous?! Of me?! Why? Tamaki's a co-producer! That's way cooler than being a narrator!
"N-No! No of course not... They're cute together anyway..." C-Cute together?!
"You had your chance a few months back y'know." W-What?! I'm so confused!
"I know I did..."
"Don't go regretting your decision now. Just because Dino's moved on-"
"I don't. I didn't like her then; I don't like her now." ...Y'know, as co-producers, you'd think they'd know that the narrator can hear everything in the building...
"Why do I have a hard time believing that?"
"I've got to grab Dino's food, okay? I'll talk to you later Hiro..." Tamaki states as he exits the editing room. Dino taps me on the shoulder, jolting me out of my gaze.
"Hey, Nagisa? You could hear what they were talking about right?" Dino confirms, to which I nod in response. "What were they saying?"
"E-Erm... I honestly don't know. Must've been some form of inside joke or something..." I reply with a nervous smile.
"Oh, mkay." Dino smiles. Then she points dramatically to Hiroshi. "Hiroshi! I feel like bacon! Cook me some!"
"But Tamaki is on his way with your burger. You don't want to ruin your appetite..." Hiroshi replies, pushing up his glasses.
"After working with me for so long, I thought you'd realize by now that I never really get full. I'm always hungry. Now, the bacon..."
"Fine..."
Back on Stage...
"Okay Ciela, your next question is from Fuzzyeyes6; HOW THE HECK DID YOU EAT THAT PIE WHOLE IN THAT EARLIER EPISODE?! TEACH US!" Shadow reads.
"Erm... Honestly, I have no idea. It's kinda just a talent that's been passed down through genetics of my family. I guess... the first step is opening your throat as if you're about to sing... Then... you just kinda gulp it down." Ciela tries her best to explain.
"That was the worst explanation of something I've ever heard. Don't try this at home kids!" Shadow states to the camera. "Next, let's get TP Zelda down here!"
"I am NOT going to sit in that chair!" TP Zelda exclaims.
"C'mon Zelda! Don't be a party pooper!" The Postman shouts.
"Oh shut up you!" TP Zelda spits back as she's forced down onto THE CHAIR OF DOOM! She pauses for a moment before turning to Shadow. "...Aren't you going to ask how many TP Zelda fans there are in the audience?!"
"Haha! Why would I do something silly like that? Everyone knows that no one likes you... Which brings us to your question from SilvertheWriter; Ever wonder why everyone hates you?" Shadow reads.
"Duh, they're all jealous of me-AAAH!" TP Zelda shrieks as THE CHAIR OF DOOM electrocutes her.
"No! It's because you're a bitch!" Ghirahim shouts from the bleachers.
"Shut it Cake Face!" TP Zelda growls. "Next question please!"
"I'll ask you your next question when I feel like it!" Shadow exclaims, staring daggers at TP Zelda for a few seconds. "...Okay, now I feel like it. The Hero of Time 1998 asks: Why do you seem to dislike SS Zelda?"
"Ugh, the girl's like a fake me! She gets so much more attention and fans than I do. It's totally not fair! I mean, there can only be one Zelda, and that's me! It's obvious I'm more likeable, beautiful, and humble than she'll ever be." TP Zelda replies.
"...Oh, the irony of it all." Astrid mumbles as TP Zelda ia electrocuted by THE CHAIR OF DOOM... again...
"UGH! GET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR!" TP Zelda demands.
"You only have two more questions left... and they're relatively the same thing... Fuzzyeyes6 asks: Do you ACTUALLY like Twilight? Cause you were pretty flirty with that pretty-boy host last episode." Shadow reads.
"Excuse me?! Of course I like Twilight! He's the sweetest and most handsomest guy on the whole planet! However... I will admit to liking that other host... He was pretty hot..." TP Zelda sighs dreamily. "Err... B-But nothing compared to my Twilight! Heheh..."
THE CHAIR OF DOOM electrocutes TP Zelda... again...
"Hahahah! Oh, this will never get old... Now, The Hero of Time 1998 asks: Do you ACTUALLY like Twilight or do you just want him in your alliance?" Shadow reads.
"Again, of course I like Twilight! I wanted him in my alliance BECAUSE I liked him! Hmpf!" TP Zelda growls. "Okay! That's two questions! Now GET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR!"
"Okay, okay, chill. Our next victim will be Time! Get over here!" Shadow orders as Time nervously takes TP Zelda's spot. They share a quick glance at each other, staring daggers into each others souls... "No need to be nervous! You only have one question, and it's an easy one at that! Fuzzyeyes6 asks: How does it feel not being the centre of Navi's constant 'HEY! YOU! LISTEN!' crap anymore? Celebration?"
"Oh Goddesses, you don't even know! Life has been so much more peaceful since Navi's grown apart from me. No offence Navi, you're a great fairy and all it's just... I nearly became deaf with you constantly screaming in my ear." Time states.
"Well, excuse me for trying to be helpful..." Navi sarcastically replies.
"Everyday that I don't wake up with Navi screaming in my ear is definitely a day of celebration, that's for sure. Although, now she just kinda screams at everyone..." Time comments.
"Tell me about it..." Tetra mumbles.
"Okay! You're free Time. Now, tell me my beautiful audience members, how many of you are Random-Floating-Pot fans?" Shadow questions with a smirk as the crowd goes wild.
"I LOVE YOU RANDOM-FLOATING-POT-THAT-ATTACKS-YOU-BUT-LEAVES-A- HEART-SO-THERE'S-REALLY-NO-POINT!" A fan screams.
"Well then, give it up for the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A- Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point!" Shadow announces as the pot floats down the bleachers and straps herself onto THE CHAIR OF DOOM. "Now, before we get to your questions, I want to ask you, are you a guy or a girl?!"
"Obviously I'm a girl! Don't treat me like Sheik!" The Random-Floating-Pot pouts.
"Hahah! Okay, okay, just getting it off my chest. Now, you've got two questions. One is from a guest reviewer, Sarebearr; Don't you have like a whole bunch of cracks in your because you keep breaking? And how do you manage to not lose ANY broken pieces of yourself?" Shadow reads.
"Well, when I smash to pieces, if I'm glued together properly, my cracks will heal like wounds heal on humans. As for how I don't lose any pieces of myself... Well... I honestly have NO idea. Really, whether I lose pieces of myself depends on whoever picks me up and glues me back together." The Random-Floating-Pot replies.
"I see... Now, another guest reviewer, The Drone, asks; do you regenerate your heart or can you just drop it once?"
"Oh, well, you see, I only use the heart to heal someone else if I smash into pieces, otherwise I can't use it. My heart will regenerate after I'm fixed."
"...You're an odd girl... You know that?" Shadow asks, making the Random-Floating-Pot glare back at him (If she had a face anyway). "Okay, let's bring down our next contestant, SS Zelda!"
The SS Zelda fans cheer. SS Zelda waves back as she's strapped onto THE CHAIR OF DOOOOOOM!
In the Editing Room...
"...Y'know you don't have to say it like that every time, right Nagisa?" Dino questions to me, referring to "THE CHAIR OF DOOOOM!"
"Erm... I don't?" I confirm awkwardly.
"Hahah! No! You sound like a dork!" Dino laughs, making me blush in embarrassment.
"O-Oh..." I mumble.
"U-Uh! In a cute way I mean! You sound like a cute dork! Erm... That didn't come out right..."
"O-Oh! Heehee! Well, thank you I guess..."
"...Hm?"
"For calling me cute."
"Did I call you cute? Erm... That doesn't sound creepy does it?"
"No, no! Not at all... I mean... I think you're pretty cute too..."
"R-Really?!"
"Uh, I meant your dinosaur costume! Your costume is cute... on you..."
"Oh... Okay..."
"...This is awkward..."
"I know..."
"I should get back to narrating!"
"Um, yeah, yeah of course!" Dino agrees as she starts to make her way out of the editing room. "...Hey Nagisa?"
"Yes?" I question.
"Do you want a cheeseburger? I can just go call Tamaki and get him to order another one." Dino states. Hiroshi suddenly gasps.
"Yes! I'd love one! Thanks!" I reply as Dino leaves the room. After the door closes, I turn to Hiroshi. "What was that gasping all about?"
"...Dino never asks anyone if they want food... She only asks for people to give her food..." Hiroshi mumbles. "You must be pretty special..."
Back on Stage...
"Okay SS Zelda, your question is from a guest reviewer; How do you feel about Ghirahim's crush on Sky? Does it bother you?" Shadow reads.
"Honestly... very much so. I generally don't like to be rude to other people but... Ugh! Ghirahim is just so dramatic! I mean, get over yourself! Sky doesn't like you! He's in love with me! And I would never EVER even think about trying to vote him off in any circumstances! He and I were planning too go to the final two together..." SS Zelda rants.
"Ugh! I hate you!" Ghirahim shouts from the bleachers.
"I hate you too!" SS Zelda shouts.
"Z-Zelda!" Sky lectures.
"Ooooh! Looks like things are getting heated up here! Will Ghirahim and SS Zelda have another fight? How long will TP Zelda be in denial about herself? Find out after the break on LoZ... Total... Drama... Q&A!" Shadow announces.
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Back on Stage...
"Annnnnnnnd we're back live on LoZ Total Drama Q&A! Oh, and just so you know, Hyrulei'O's are disgusting; don't buy 'em." Shadow comments before Tamaki, carrying two large paper bags with WhiteSpot logos on them, scurries on stage and whispers into Shadow's ear. "I don't care if they're our sponsors! I tried them and they're awful."
Tamaki lets out a sigh as he walks off stage.
"Now! We're just about to ask our next wondrous victim, Fi, her questions! Say hello Fi!" Shadow states with a smirk.
"Hello." Fi responds mono-toned.
"Now, the biggest drama right now with you Fi is the fact that you may be in love with someone!" Shadow announces.
"Yes, I'm quite aware. I wanted to keep it a secret between me and Mr. Fluffykins, but I guess eventually the cameras caught one of our conversations..." Fi replies.
"I would've thought you'd have known by now that the cameras are everywhere. Tsk tsk. Now, your first question is from Fuzzyeyes6 asking; You said you liked someone, but how is that possible? Aren't you suppose to be emotionless? No offense."
"None taken. Well, it's not like I'm incapable of having emotions... I just generally put them off. I've always noticed my friends and/or family getting hurt by their strong emotions; I didn't want that to happen to me. So eventually, I trained myself to barely feel any emotions at all. However... I guess some feelings can't really be helped."
"Hmm. I see. Next question is from a guest reviewer; Who do you like, and why? Just admit it!"
"I'm sorry to say, but I don't feel quite ready to state whom it is I have these feelings for yet... You see, I already know that this person doesn't like me back. I have a feeling he's in love with someone else at the current time, so I think I'll hold off on answering that question until another time."
"C'mon Fi! Just answer the stupid question!"
"I must refuse. What's the next question?"
"Ugh... The next one is from Sarebearr; Who do you like? Time? Sheik? lol Twilight?"
"Again, I don't feel like it's the time and place to tell."
"Don't be a party pooper! We promised the viewers that all the contestants would answer the questions honestly and truthfully."
"I did answer honestly."
"But you didn't exactly answer the question."
"Not entirely, but I did answer it. Now I would greatly appreciate it if you got me out of this chair."
"Nuh-uh. You still have one more question. This one's from The Drone asking: how do you say your name, is it like this, Fie, or like this, Fee?"
"Fie. It rhymes with 'Sky'..."
"Oh Sky! How I miss you on the island!" Ghirahim suddenly exclaims.
"...Erm... I'm flattered..." Sky mumbles in response.
"Okay! Thank you Fi. Now let's bring down the one and only, Midna!" Shadow announces as the girl takes over Fi's place. "Okay Midna, you only have one question from SilvertheWriter asking: What DO you enjoy?"
"What DO I enjoy?! What're you trying to infer, that I don't enjoy anything?! I enjoy lots of things! Like... erm... I like... Oh! I love the twilight! Not the boy sitting behind me nor that stupid vampire book, but the time right before nightfall; right when the sun is below the horizon... Ah... that's a beautiful, enjoyable sight right there..." Midna sighs happily.
"Ah yes, that's one of my favourite times too... but I think my favourite time of day would be the middle of the night though." Shadow comments.
"...Why?" TP Zelda questions.
"Duh, that's obviously the time he and Vio got together!" Midna replies for Shadow.
"T-That's not why I like it... I-I just do, okay? Now get out of my sight! Next, let's get our fan favourite, Twilight!" Shadow announces as Twilight skips down the bleachers and taking Midna's spot on THE CHAI-Erm... I mean... The Chair of Doom... Huh... It just doesn't have the same ring to it...
"Yay! Hiya everyone!" Twilight waves to the audience, making a few Twilight fans sigh dreamily.
"I LOVE YOU TWILIGHT! YOU'RE LIKE AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN!" A fangirl screams.
"Wow! An angel sent from heaven? That's a big compliment..." Shadow comments. "Okay Twilight, your first question is from Fuzzyeyes6; How'd you meet Mr. Fluffykins?"
"Oh! Well..." Twilight trails off.
"Hurry Twilight! That Random-Floating-Pot took our fire arrows!" Time states as he chases after the Random-Floating-Pot.
"Mew."
Twilight skids to a stop as he hears the sound of a cat meowing.
"T-Twilight! We don't have time to for you to pet every single cat! We have to win this archery challenge!" Time exclaims.
"Butbutbutbutbut... I hear a kitty!" Twilight states, observing the area around him for the source of the "meowing". "GASP! THERE IT IS!"
"T-Twi!" Time calls as Twilight runs towards an extremely large tree. Looking up, Time finds the cat dangling off a tree branch, meowing for help.
"WE HAVE TO HELP IT TIME!" Twilight shouts.
"B-But the challen-...Fine... I'll go save it..." Time acquiesces, cutting himself off. Impressing Twilight, Time heroically climbs the tree towards the cat, however he's too late; the cat loses it's grip and slips off the branch, plummeting to the ground. Quickly, Time leans forward, nearly falling off the branch he is standing upon, and catches the cat mid-air.
"Time! You did it!" Twilight cheers as Time jumps down and hands the cat over to Twilight.
"Phew... That was a close one..."
"Don't worry Mr. Fluffykins, Super Twilight and Super Time came to your rescue!"
"...Mr. Fluffykins...?"
"That's what I'm naming it! Mr. Fluffykins!"
"...Okay... Well, I'm pretty certain we lost the challenge now, but let's head back."
"Awwwh! That's right! Who's the most adorable kitten in the world?! You are! Awh!" Twilight cuddles Mr. Fluffykins. Time is slightly ticked off by losing precious time for the challenge, but seeing Twilight's smile makes him feel really joyful and proud of what he did...
Back on Stage...
"So basically, Mr. Fluffykins made me lose the challenge! Hahah!" Twilight laughs. "But it's okay, because everyday after that, Mr. Fluffykins always came to see me! It made me really really really happy!"
"I told you I should've been in the finals for that challenge! I wouldn't have gotten side-tracked like you and Twilight!" TP Zelda states to Time with a "hmpf!"
"I beg to differ." Time replies plainly.
"Your next question is from SilvertheWriter; What's your favourite coloured kitten?" Shadow reads.
"Oh! Oh! I like ones with golden-coloured fur! Like Time's hair! That's the best colour." Twilight replies, making Time smile.
"Okay, your next question(s) is from Sarebearr asking: Will you please tell TP Zelda that you don't actually like her? Then will you tell the audience who you actually like?" Shadow reads.
"W-Wait! W-What?!" TP Zelda inquires.
"Oh sure! TP Zelda! You should know, I don't actually like you the way you like me. In fact, I didn't even know we were dating until recently." Twilight tells TP Zelda like it's no big deal.
"You're joking! You mean to tell me that you didn't even know we were together?! What about all those times I kissed you, huh?!" TP Zelda inquires.
"I thought you were just being nice. Friends kiss each other, don't they?"
"No! No they don't! Ugh! I hate you!" TP Zelda screams before running off the stage.
"There's A LOT of hate going around today, isn't there?" Shadow smirks. "Now Twilight, you have to tell the audience who you DO like!"
"Oh! I like Time and Navi and TP Zelda and The Postm-"
"They meant who you have a crush on!" Shadow cuts Twilight off with a roll of his eyes.
"Oooooooooh... Tamaki!"
"...What?"
"Tamaki. He has an Orange Crush on his head! Heehee!" Twilight giggles, pointing to the man on the side of the stage. It's true, Tamaki has an Orange Crush can balancing on top of his head.
"Tamaki, what're you doing?!" Shadow inquires.
"Oh, you see, this was Twilight's drink during the break, but he didn't get to finish it in time before the show started again. So, he made me hold it. But then I had to go unpackage the deliveries, so to give myself more hands, I put it on my head." Tamaki replies.
"See? That's my crush that's on Tamaki!" Twilight explains.
"That's a terrible pun." Sovi mumbles.
"Tamaki, why don't you just put the drink down on a table or something?!" Shadow questions, to which Tamaki doesn't respond...
"Erm...I guess I could've done that..." Tamaki mumbles "I didn't even think of that..."
"Goddesses you're stupid..." Shadow mumbles. "Okay! This next question is for TP Zelda, SS Zelda, Sky, Time, Twilight, Blue, Red, and Vio. Since we don't have enough chairs for all of you, we'll give you a break and not strap any of you into THE CHAIR OF DOOOOM!"
"Woohoo!" All the Links and Zeldas cheer.
"Okay! The amazing darklantern12 asks: aren't you guys all descendants/reincarnations of each other? If so, than why don't you get along with your other selves?" Shadow reads. "We don't even really have a forth wall any more, do we?"
"We're making A LOT of forth wall jokes..." Tamaki comments. "Don't you think the readers are going to get annoyed at this point?"
"I'm sure all our viewers expected it; this episode being a Q&A and all." Shadow replies plainly.
"Wait... We are? Does that mean I'm related to Twilight?" Time questions.
"Yay! We're like brothers!" Twilight exclaims.
"...Erm..." Time mumbles awkwardly.
"I refuse to believe I'm related to TP Zelda at all! She's so mean and rude to everyone..." SS Zelda states.
"Again, don't tell me Vio's the same as me." Blue says, referring to Vio.
"Well, I guess since everyone else is clueless, I'll answer the question. Yes, beyond the forth wall, all the 'Links' and 'Zeldas' are reincarnations of each other. However, inside the forth wall, it's as if all the 'Links' and 'Zeldas' never went through the adventures we know them from. They still have their personalities, but they don't know anything about saving Hyrule. As to why they don't all get along, well, they're all different people. They've gone through different things in life, so they all have different personas." Shadow explains, making the audience "Ooooooooohhh..."
"I'm confused." Red states.
"I think we all are." Blue comments.
"Okay, this next question is for all the contestants from I am a Hylian Assassin; Why hasn't Time an Twilight gotten together yet? Why?" Shadow reads. The audience cheers.
"W-What?" Time questions.
"Huh... Now that I think about it, Time and Twilight would look pretty cute together..." Midna states.
"They would, wouldn't they?" SS Zelda agrees.
"OMG! THAT'D BE SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!" Ghirahim squeals. Twilight and Time nervously glance at each other. "KISS! KISS! KISS!"
The audience catches onto Ghirahim's chant; screaming, "KISS! KISS! KISS!"
"Heheh, no, I'm good thanks..." Time mumbles awkwardly. However, Twilight decides to lean forward and give Time and kiss on the cheek. "T-Twi!"
"MEEP! They're so cuteee!" Reila squeals.
"Okay! Next question for all the contestants is from The Drone asking: did you know you are all from a video game?" Shadow reads.
"R-Really?! Is it like an epic shooter game?" Ganondorf questions.
"Is it a romantic game?" SS Zelda asks.
"Am I the main character?!" Ghirahim inquires.
"...I guess the answer to that question would be 'no'..." Shadow answers.
Backstage...
"Okay, I got my glasses on... I got my belly full... I think I'm ready!" Dino exclaims. Beside her stand myself, Hiroshi, and Tamaki fiddling with her costume to make it perfect for when she goes on stage. "How do I look?"
"You look perfect!" Tamaki compliments.
"You look relatively the same as always." Hiroshi mumbles.
"I think your costume is adorable." I state.
"Shanks!" Dino replies. "How many minutes do I have?"
"Approximately three." Hiroshi replies.
"That's just enough time for another two slices of cheesecake! Back to the craft table I go!" Dino exclaims as she skips away.
"I'm going to go check on everything with Vio. Be right back!" Tamaki smiles as he skips away as well, leaving me and Hiroshi.
"...So... Um..." I mumble awkwardly.
"Dino really has taken a liking to you, hasn't she? You've only been working for one day..." Hiroshi comments.
"O-Oh... Erm... Yeah I guess..." I reply.
"Dino has the tendency to do that; picking favourites I mean. She doesn't mean any harm by it and I know she tries really hard not too, but she does subconsciously. Her favourite used to be Tamaki, but then after the incident I became the favourite. I guess now it's you."
"...What's 'the incident'?"
"Well, I'm actually not supposed to tell you, but back in the day when we first started the series, Dino had a crush on Tamaki..."
"R-Really?!"
"Shh! Keep it down. Anyway, after a few episodes and therapy sessions with Mr. Fluffykins, Dino mustered up the courage to ask Tamaki out on a date. However, Tamaki rejected her offer."
"What?!"
"After that I started regularly cooking her some of my famous bacon to make her happy and then of course I became the favourite, but now she's seems to have quite the connection with you, and now I think Tamaki may be jealous of the fact that she may like you..."
"L-Like me?! You mean as a friend, right? And why would Tamaki be jealous? I thought he didn't like her."
"I think he always has liked her, but he didn't realize it until you came along. I could be wrong though; Tamaki hasn't exactly stated any facts, I can just tell his behaviour since you've came along has been... off."
"Y-You guys! Subconscious me is sooooooo awesome! I just found a two dollar coin in my pocket!" Dino suddenly squeals, approaching me and Hiroshi.
"Dino! You've got chocolate pudding all over your face!" I point out.
"I thought you were having cheesecake." Hiroshi states.
"I did! And then I had pudding after! It was really yummy! Let's remember to hire this crafting service again!" Dino smiles.
"Ugh, Dino, you can't go on stage looking like that... Here..." Hiroshi says as he takes a napkin and quickly cleans her face. Dino smiles at Hiroshi.
"And now, let's welcome the creator of our favourite show; the one with 'lots of hugs' to give out; the producer of LoZ Total Drama Island; Dinooooooo!" Shadow announces from on stage.
"Thanks! You're the best Hiroshi!" Dino thanks before she gives Hiroshi a quick peck on the cheek and skips on stage.
"...I don't know, you seem like her favourite to me..." I comment as Hiroshi and I watch Dino happily wave to the audience.
"...You think so?" Hiroshi asks.
"Yeah..." I reply as I notice a small smile appear on his lips.
Back on Stage...
"Hiya everyone!" Dino greets as she sits in a seat across from Shadow.
"So Dino, seem to have actually received the most questions out of everyone today!" Shadow announces. "And three of 'em are from one person... Seems you've got a fan."
"I do have a fan. It hangs on the ceiling right above my computer desk." Dino replies.
"...Not what I meant. Anyway! Let's get straight to the questions, shall we?" Shadow suggests. The audience cheers. "The first one is from I am a Hylian Assassin asking: Does Fi like Time?"
"Hahah! Actually, she doesn't. I won't tell you who exactly she likes, but it's not Time. Good guess though!"
"Huh, I guess that rounds things down a little... Okay, next question is from Sarebearr; Do you know who's going to win? Can you give us a hint?"
"Actually, I have no idea. I don't even plan who gets eliminated each chapter, let alone which team loses. I just write the chapter freely and see which character would make the most sense to be eliminated. I have a few ideas on which characters MIGHT win, but that's all subject to change."
"Hm. I see. The next question is another from Sarebearr asking: WHY DON'T YOU ACCEPT SHADOW AND VIO?! Good question..."
"What? Oh, no, no, I totally accept Shadow and Vio! They're the cutest couple EVAR!"
"I suppose that's why you made us broke up?"
"What? No, I didn't make you break up... Oh wait, you're talking about Hiroshi, right? Sigh... I'll explain. During one of our meetings, Hiroshi stated that ShadVio wasn't exactly the best couple for publicity because it'd put out the notion that we support those kind of illegal couples. I objected obviously and said that they were my OTP, but Hiroshi said for the better of the show, it'd be best if we broke them up. I kept saying 'no' until Hiroshi made a deal with me; he said that he'd make me some of his famous bacon any time, any day, until season one is complete if I agree to break ShadVio up. And so of course, I agreed!"
"You forced us to break up over bacon?!"
"If you tried Hiroshi's bacon, you'd understand."
"You are completely ridiculous!"
"I know I am. I wear a cardboard dinosaur costume everyday."
"...Ugh, next question is from Sarebearr again; Can you fire Hiroshi for us all? Thanks. Yes, please do."
"I can't fire Hiroshi! He's my favourit-I mean, I don't have any favourites! Heheh... I'm a great boss I swear!"
"'Great boss' my ass; All you care about is food!"
"I can't help it I'm always hungry..."
"Goddesses I hate you, y'know that? Okay, next question is from Fuzzyeyes6 asking: Shadow and Vio the same age in the manga, so why'd you make Shadow so. Well. OLD?" Shadow reads. "I'm not THAT old! I'm only in my mid-twenties..."
"Huh, I was wondering how old you were..." Blue mumbles.
"Well, you see, when I first started the series, in my mind I made Shadow and Vio both the same age (16-17ish), but then when I was doing my research on the real Total Drama series, I realized that the host, Chris, was much older than the rest of the contestants. Then I decided to up Shadow's age. But then I was like, 'Wait a second, if Shadow and Vio are together... Wouldn't that technically make their relationship illegal...?' So then I was like, 'Maybe I should make Vio older as well...' But then I was like, 'No, no I shouldn't.' And then I realized... Shadow and Vio could be like star-crossed lovers! And then I was like, 'GASP! NOW I SHIP IT EVEN MORE!' So... Yeah... That's the story." Dino explains.
"...I hate you." Shadow mumbles.
"I love you too!" Dino replies. She then leans forward and takes Shadow's cue cards out of his hands. "Okay, now it's your turn to answer your questions!"
"Fine. Shoot."
"First one is from The Drone; do you know Dark Link?"
"Ugh... Goddesses, yes. I hate the guy. Not because he's done anything wrong to me, it's just because EVERYONE mixes me up with him! We're not the same people! One; I have purple hair. Two; I'm a lot less creepy. And three; I'm so much more attractive than he is!"
"I don't know... A lot of fans seem to be attracted to Dark Link."
"Whatever. What's the next question?"
"Next is from Sarebearr asking; Can you please read us that entire entry to your diary please?"
"Yes, Shadow! Please do!" Midna snickers.
"Well, unfortunately I don't have my journal with me. It's back on the island. So no, I'm not going to read you my journal entries..." Shadow replies.
"You're bluffing. You bring your journal everywhere you go! Isn't it in your dressing room?" Dino questions.
"Well, ever since Vio read it, I've decided not to bring it everywhere with me and put it in a metal safe in my cabin back on the island." Shadow explains.
"Tsk. Kay, this is the last question of the whole show! Ready? Fuzzyeyes6 asks: How are you coping with Vio being gone?"
"...W-Well, I keep trying to tell myself y'know, 'I'm over him. I'm over him.' But... Whether I'm strapped onto The Chair of Doom or not, I can't really run away from the truth, can I? I thought getting my job back and all would make me happier but it really hasn't. In fact, I'm probably more depressed than I was before, and I think it's because I don't have Vio... I can't live without him for three years! I'll probably die! He... He means more to me than I even knew myself... and I just let him go like he meant nothing to me. I just can't forgive myself for doing such a thing... I don't even know what was going through my head that day. Maybe I just let Hiroshi get to me. Thing is, because I was such an idiot I treated Vio like crap, but Vio is such an amazing person; he doesn't deserve to be treated that way. I guess... what I'm trying to say is... I... I l-love him."
The stage goes completely silent. Vio watches him from the side of the stage, completely speechless. Suddenly, breaking the silence, Akilah gasps.
"Shadow! I completely forgot to tell you! Vio said you tasted like cherries!" Akilah shouts. Shadow suddenly perks up.
"R-Really?!" Shadow questions to Vio, who now stands on stage, scratching the back of his head.
"...Y'know, cherries are my favourite..." Vio states as an answer. Everyone squeals at the large amounts of fluffiness. Shadow, unable to contain himself, leaps out of his chair and runs into Vio's arms, kissing him passionately. At this point, the audience is going wild and the ShadVio fans are quickly pulling out their phones to take pictures.
"...Strawberries are my favourite." Shadow says as he pulls away from his kiss.
"EEEEEEKKK! WHY'RE THEY SO CUTE?!" Reila squeals.
"Oh Sky... Why don't you love me like that?!" Ghirahim cries. Sky awkwardly scooches away from him.
"Look... Shadow, I'll come back to the island. I promise. I just... I still think it'd be better if we weren't together. U-Until I'm older I mean. I just don't want anything bad to happen is all..." Vio says solemnly.
"...O-Okay... Just... Just one more kiss?" Shadow asks, to which Vio chuckles in response.
"Fine..." Vio replies as he leans in for another kiss.
"Well, while they're busy doing that, I guess I might as well make a special announcement! LoZ Total Drama Island WILL have a season two!" Dino announces. The audience cheers. "Generally, the next season would be something like Total Drama Action, but I think we're going to do something a little different. It's going to be... Legend of Zelda Total Drama Fanfiction! That's right! All of season two's challenges will be based off different types to fanfiction I read! Whether it's the romantic high school story or the action-packed adventure to defeat the great Ganon, we'll incorporate it to the challenge! Now, that's exciting and all, but you're probably wondering: Who's going to compete?! Well, here's the awesome part; YOU get to decide! I will be putting up a poll on what guys you want to see in LoZ Total Drama Fanfiction, and later a poll for which girls you want. The more votes on the character; the higher the chances they'll be included in the cast. The final cast will consist of approximately 16 contestants, however that's subject to change. We will state the final cast at the very end of this season! So be sure to stay tuned right up until the end!"
Shadow reluctantly pulls away from Vio's kiss.
"W-Well... I think that's our show right there! We hope you'll stay with us 'til the very end and hopefully for season two! Lastly, we want to thank all you guys who've supported LoZ Total Drama Island! This show wouldn't be as awesome without you! So, thank YOU for watching..." Shadow trails off.
"LOZ... TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!" Everyone cheers together!
Hours Later...
"HELLO EVERYONE! THAT GREAT DARUNIA IS HERE!" Darunia shouts as he enters the studio to find that it's completely vacant... "...WHERE'RE ALL MY BROTHERS?! MAYBE I GOT HERE TOO EARLY..."
Darunia deals a few numbers on his phone (nearly smashing it) before someone on the other line picks up.
"SHADOW! BROTHER! WHERE'RE YOU?... I'M AT STUDIO 7!... WHAT?!... YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE SHOW STARTED AT 5?!... I THOUGHT IT WAS AT 8!... DON'T LAUGH AT ME!... I KNOW I GOT THE TIME REALLY WRONG... UGH! DARUNIA IS MAD!" Darunia shouts before he starts to smash everything in the studio...
Darunia has anger issues.
So, it's true! I'm doing a season two! :D I was thinking of just doing Total Drama Action, but then I thought it'd be more fun to write about different types of fanfiction instead! Plus, for research, I get to read your guy's stories! And hey, if there's any story you want me to take a look at and possibly use it as a base for a challenge, let me know!
Hope you liked our new narrator, Nagisa! (That relationship between Hiroshi, Tamaki, Nagisa, and I is actually something I'm going through in my life right now... Well, not the whole "producer" thing, but that whole "love square" is guess is what you'd call it...)
Quick thanks to all the people who asked questions: Fuzzyeyes6, SilvertheWriter, I am a Hylian Assassin, Zelda0218, darklantern12, The Hero of Time 1998, The Drone, Sarebearr, and that one anonymous reviewer, Guest :P
This week, tell me what you thought of Navi and the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A- Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point!
Guess what? I'M TAKING INTERNS AGAIN! (YAY!) Do you have an OC you want to make an appearance in the show? Or maybe you yourself want to be in it? Just let me know the name, gender, appearance, and a few character traits of yourself or your character! :)
Lots of hugs!
-Dino