Fifty Shades of Chef
My name is DJ Williams and I'm working for the man named Chef Jenkins.
His company is a mystery to all but I know I will be able to work there.
Chef and I have become great friends.
He is now taking me to his Play Room
I asked him what it was, and he said it was something called cocaine.
I didn't know what it was until he let me have a white baggie.
"Time for some, fun!" Chef smiled as he and I took the cocaine.
Everything went fuzzy, and the next thing I knew I saw different colors of Chef.
One was red, the other was green, one was yellow, some were pink colors.
After it was finished I fell asleep.
When I awoke I was in Mexico.
That was weird, some man told me where his son Alejandro was.
I don't know.
I only learned one lesson.
NEVER WORK FOR A MAN NAMED CHEF
OR
CHRISTIAN GREY