Welcome to the Mata-chatroom.
Ch. 13
Lassie, Lassie come home!
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By WhiteRage18.
~Went to (yet another) therapy session today. That makes 86 therapists this year. Anger management sucks.
75 people like this."
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"GreenVenom18 has logged on.
GreenVenom18: Panrahk, I mean it! If you strap Mimi to that rocket, I swear to god, I'm going to take your damn fireworks collection, and set them all off under your bed!
BronzeDust18: Oh come on! You have like, eighteen other poison dart frogs, and you said I could blow one up!
GreenVenom18: I said no such thing you asshole! Give him back!
BronzeDust18: Listen you, I-…him?
GreenVenom18: Yes. HIM!
BronzeDust18: but…isn't Mimi a girl's name?
GreenVenom18:…
BronzeDust18:…you are so-
GreenVenom18: I wanted a girl okay!?"
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By CrimsonFear19.
~ Just scared the sh** out of a couple of girl scouts today. Now I got ten boxes of free cookies. Hey Guurahk! I got Thin Mints! XDD
35 people like this.
3 people dislike this."
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"MiniTwister15: Dude, I bet you can't name these dogs! XD
LittleBird16: lol try me.
MiniTwister15: A Chihua-bass-hound!
LittleBird16: Chihuahua, Basset hound, Bloodhound.
MiniTwister15: Well played, well played. Okay, Frenchbull-Golden-Irish-Boss terrier!
LittleBird16: French bulldog, golden retriever, Irish hound, Boston terrier.
MiniTwister15:…okay. Bet you can't beat THIS! Dober-great-setter-Pem-Jack-Coll!
LittleBird16: Doberman, Great Dane, Irish Setter, Pembroke Welsh, Jack Russel, Collie.
MiniTwister15: O.o' Uh….alright, no more mister nice guy!
LittleBird16: bring it. XD
MiniTwister15: Cavakingcharl-dach-malt-newfoula-pins-pembwelcorg- poo-lass! HAH!
LittleBird16: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Dachshund, Maltese, Newfoundland, Miniature Pinscher, Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Poodle, Lassie! HAH you just got PWND boi!
MiniTwister15:….what are you!?
LittleBird16: The future's greatest vet slash animal expert in all the world that's what! XDDD"
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"Mata-chat journal update.
By WhiteRage18.
~ Once again got ANOTHER therapy session. This one was an old geezer. He talked real slowly. He asked me about my problems. I told him to piss off. He started writing crap down. I got bored. Then I got pissed. Then I got chased out via security. Then I got a taco.
The moral of this story. Taco Bell makes a mean taco.
162 people like this."
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"BlueDestruction17: Damnit Vorahk, I swear if you flush the toilet while I'm in the shower one more time I'll-!
BlackLeech19: You'll WHAT?
BlueDestruction17: I might just take one of Lerahk's special snakes and shove it in your pants then push a pillow over your face until you stop kicking.
BlackLeech19:…that's some dark stuff man. You been getting into Kurahk's emo crap?
BlueDestruction17: STFU and go reset the hot water tank you ape!
BlackLeech19: not my fault the building's got a sh***y pipe system…
BlueDestruction17: NOW. Before my ass freezes over…"
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"LightGuy15: GAH! Jaller I had that dream again! D8
FireCracker16: That one where you get your foot stuck in that horse?
LightGuy15: NEVER…speak of it. But no! That one where that guy with the spikes and nose piercing steals my pie!
FireCracker16:…Takua, that wasn't a dream. That happened during lunch yesterday. Remember?
LightGuy15:…oh yeah. Damn Turahk…"
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By Panrahk.
~Flag pole wedgies. They are AWESOME.
165 people like this.
1 person HATES this."
To be continued…