'oh no' cryed Damp pantos
'we have to hyde at gimold plaice'sed moist toilet as the appeird in front of girmuld plaice.
'hey itsmy bday said' Wet salsd 'lets go 2 a strip club!'
'OMGGGGGGG' sed the other 2 'YUESS'
'then they werent to the stip club
it was full of sexi dansers and they swung on the poles lik they do in strip clubs except it was a majic strip clunp so ther was magik in it.
the makgi c was lyk red and stutff.
moyst was wachin the stripers go rund the pole.
'oooh damn bby' moust toielrt sed 'yh just lyk that bbg'
the stripr winced at the moist toilert and the stripper was wearing heels and a thong.
it was trthe stripper he was red.
'hey bbg' sed the stripper ho waz al so a mermude
'wow ur arms are rlly strung,'
'thnx i have 2 holdmy bodi up with them'
'oh' sed moust toelrt, 'y'?
'bcuz i dont have legs'
'ur a mermuad?'
'yes'
'i no sum murmaids butthey ar ded?'
damp pants was goin lyk 'wooooooooooooooo!' bcuz there wer boobs everewere. but not the mermaud strip tht most toiler was takin 2 he waz a he.
'wet salad was on the stayge 'btw guys i werk here'
'wowwww' sed moist n' damp 'us too'
then the moist n' damp gut on the stayj and dinced
they mayd like
4=£60000000
£ really? sed wet loking at the moni 'WE HAVE ENUF TO BUY OUR OWN HOWSE.'
then mortst toylit and damp pantits and wet asslords baught a house
wen they got ther ther was sum1 in teh bathmom?
it was...CAPTNAN CHOOK?
wen they got ther ther was sum1 in teh bathmom?
it was...CAPTNAN CHOOK? AND THE SORTING HAT?
'you'
'hyes'
'U R EVIL? CREAMED DAMP PANTIES?
'yes?'
'oh'
'WE HAV 3 CILL TEH SORTIN PAT!' CREAMED DAMP panites1!
wet salad began 2 cry bcuz wet waz in luv with the sortin hat?!
'this is how it had 2 b' sed most toielrt sexily
'waaaaaah!' cryed wet as
Wet sallad got owt a gun an tryed 2 shoot the sortin harty wile scremin 'AHHRA KARDEVour.'
the sortin hat ded
wet criyed
'it okay sed ' damp'
'he wus evil sed captnin jook
bcuz the hat wsas ded captnin book was good naw
then...THE SORTIN HAT WAS ALIEVE?
'HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!' i t laffed evilly as he ran away 'U WIL NEVER CACH ME'
moist tilert frowned
'mgconaspout an hargrid became there'
'wat happend?1' sed mcgonnsporhagrid
'the sottnig hat wus evil :( sed samp
':O' they sed shokedly
'wi onli hav 1 opshun' sed wet salaaad cryin 'we hav 2 get predessor nailgun'
'the campire proecessor?'
'yes'
DUN DUN DUN.
thnx 4 evere1 ho reviewd n scubrinbed pls reviw n subrince x0x0x0 wet satlad