EPILOGUE: GOD BLESS THE GAME GRUMPS
"Aaron!" JonTron wailed as he ran up to Egoraptor. His former plumpness was restored through completely cannibalizing the Pillsbury Doughboy.
"Jon!" Egoraptor replied as he ran toward him too. They both did a big bro hug bump and ejaculated happy greetings at each other.
"We did it, Aaron," JonTron said as tears of joy streamed down his fat face. "We saved America."
"For now, at least," Egoraptor cautioned. "However, as long as the Republican Party continues to defile our democracy, America's strife for freedom will never truly be over..."
JonTron slumped his head down and frowned. "Does that mean we can't celebrate?"
"Heck no! Let's boogie!"
Thus, the Game Grumps streaked through the hallowed halls of Fort Knox until dawn, upon which they sat down and watched the sunrise. In the distance, the stolen inches of sandwich were gently drifting through the breeze, making their way back to the people who originally paid for them. Meanwhile, Egoraptor comfortably nestled his head in JonTron's bountiful bosom, almost falling fast asleep until he felt a mighty rumble below his cheek.
"Haha!" JonTron chortled. "Looks like my stummy's grump AGAIN!"
"D'oh boy...!" Egoraptor exclaimed.
THE END