Chapter 13

Kitty rolled her eyes. This had to stop. Now. She couldn't stand to see Marley so sickeningly happy. That lame excuse of a teenage girl didn't deserve the hottest guy within miles of this dumbass village. Sure, Kitty didn't actually have any feelings for Ryder, but still. If he wanted a hot new girlfriend, he sure as hell shouldn't have turned to that whale in the first place.

I mean anyone with eyes can see how much hotter I am than her. Right? Kitty wondered. What does he even see in her?

Standing next to her was the one person that she thought would be able to get her what she wanted. And she wanted Marley to be unhappy. Evidently though, she was wrong, seeing as her accomplice was even more useless than Aqualad, and was about as well named.

"You are probably the worst sidekick in the history of sidekicks!" The blonde screeched at Jake. "You are supposed to help me break them up, not just sit there staring at them!"

Jake just shrugged halfheartedly. "What's the point? I mean, they seem pretty stable to me. Besides, you failed last time you tried this. Why would they believe anything you tell them?"

Kitty smirked at him. "Exactly. They won't believe me. Which is where you come in. Ryder would totally believe his new 'best friend'. That's why I need your help."

"But he and I aren't friends..." Jake muttered.

Kitty rolled her eyes again. Honestly, it's surprising that her eyes haven't gotten stuck mid-roll.

"Then become his friend! Actually, I want you to be besties with both of them. You three can be like the three stooges or whatever the hell you want to call yourselves."

"How exactly am I supposed to do that?"

"I stand corrected. You are the second dumbest person in the world. Right behind Brittany." Then the short Cheerio sauntered away, mumbling about how she should have been head Cheerio, not Britt.

This was getting out of hand. Jake was starting to think that Kitty didn't even want Ryder for herself. She just wanted to see Marley crack. That girl was bad, bad news. Sure, Jake really loved Marley, but he could tell that she loved Ryder. And all Jake wanted was for her to be happy.

So Jake came up with his own plan. He was going to end this, once and for all. He was going to bring the blonde bitch down. And he knew exactly how to do it. Now he just had to find the happy couple.

He found Ryder first. It took some work, but Jake finally convinced him that he was on their side, not Kitty's.

"So wait, that's your plan? I thought it would be some elaborate plan to like expose her to the police or something."

Jake just stared at Ryder after that last comment. Man if Kitty thought Jake was dumb...

"No, Ryder. We want to bring her down a peg or two, not get her arrested!"

Next the two boys found Marley at her locker. They filled her in on the plan, and she agreed. As much as she hated confrontation, she had to get back at Kitty.

"So it's decided," Jake announced happily. "Tonight we launch Operation: Embarrass Kitty And Make Her Regret That She Ever Messed With Us."

"Okay, next time Jake, I get to pick what we call the operation," Marley giggled at the very long and dumb name.

This was going to be an interesting few days. And Marley couldn't wait.

Wow, thirteen chapters already! I can't believe it :)

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-Lauren