-Wonderweiss's translated speech will be in Italics, unless unable to be translated, it will remain untouched; there may be times when his speech is fine.
-all thoughts for all characters will be as such: "{abc}"

Chapter 13:
The Multiverse Journey

Damn. I'm back in Las Noches. Turns out that when Coolhorn lost last time, he decided to attack Yumichika, and thus the war is back on again. But, I get one last chance to do something before it's official; I'm starting to wish Soul Society and Aizen would just kiss and make up. Aizen's gay enough for it, so why the hell not?

Anyhow, I decided to see what Szayel was up to. As I entered his room, I noticed that, oddly enough, Grimmjow is here too. He seemed to be looking for something, and Szayel isn't around. I walk over and ask him what's up.

"Huh? Oh, it's you. Hmm, maybe you can be of some use here. I'm looking for an invention that Szayel made recently, and I wanna test it out behind his back. It's the same exact size as a video tape." Grimmjow explains.

"You wanna steal from Szayel?" I ask a bit sceptical.

"I think you'll be interested too, kid. He calls it a 'Multiverse Remote' or something."

"Muuuulltiiverrse?"

"Yeah, something about having thousands of universes within our own or something. C'mon, help me find it."

I then see something out of the corner of my eye. I look over and Grimmjow follows; it's the Multiverse Remote! I grab it and inspect it, finding a big red button that says "Go", a few other buttons with numbers, and a screen. It looks like it's already set to another universe.

"Oh yes, this is gonna be fun! Press the button!" Grimmjow says excited.

So, bored as hell with not much else, I press the button, and off we went into uncharted territory.

We quickly arrive in another universe, equivilent to our own. This was a little strange; it looked futuristic.

Grimmjow looks over and reads the screen, "It says that we're in a universe where Hollows and Shinigami get along."

"Does that mean us? !!!!!!! I CAN TALK?!" I say soon freaking out.

"I guess so."

We decide to explore the futuristic version of Las Noches. We started from Szayel's lab and went straight for the Hogyoku Chamber. No one was there. We head for the meeting room in one of the towers. All the captains are here including the Espada! They appeared to be getting along.

"Um, this is boring." Grimmjow says.

"Agreed. Let's see what this universe is all about." I say pressing a random number and Go.

We quickly arrive in another universe, but, we're completely frozen! And the remote is too far for me to reach. Being encased in ice isn't fun.

"Ngh! Graaaaaahh! I can't f*cking move!" Grimmjow shouts.

"I can't reach the remo---can I talk in every universe?!" I say.

"There's only one way to reach that remote so we can get out of here. I'm not gonna like it. Wonderweiss, you need to say things that'll raise my body temperature so I can reach the remote."

"....Uwaaaaah?"

"Don't try to be cute here. I won't kill you."

"*sigh* Okay fine. But I don't know where to start."

"Pick anything!"

"...Um....how about we try using Bara or Cero first?"

"Do you want to destroy the remote?"

"Good point. Hmm...oh I know! You're a pretty kitty!"

It works. Grimmjow slides closer to the remote, melting the ice with his body heat alone. It's not enough for him to move though.

"Uh, okay, let's see...you'll never be able to top Ulquiorra!"

The ice melts more. Grimmjow needs just one more push.

"Hmm...Oh I got a good one! You're Aizen's bitch!"

Grimmjow melts the ice further and he presses the button, sending us into another universe. Upon arrival, he punches me in the head and I fall onto the ground. He looks around, and find everything is real. We're in a Reality Universe!

"Okay, scared as hell." he says pressing the button.

Next we're thrown into a universe that has us "drawn" differently. It looked awfully cartoonish.

"Says here we're in a Disney Universe. I'm not liking the warm fuzzy feeling I'm getting." Grimmjow reads.

"I kinda like it. Hey, let's see what's in that castle--IS THAT LAS NOCHES?!" I freak.

It didn't look a thing like it! It was all warped and stuff. Weirded out, we head inside. I can only pray that there isn't going to be a song. We head down the hall and look into one of the rooms; everyone was in there! Heheh, Aizen's in a witch's costume. I feel like I just smoked crack. We here a "ding" sound coming from the room. This was a kitchen! Aizen opens the oven door and pulls out four trays filled with freshly baked cookies.

"Oh dear God, we're outta here!" Grimmjow freaks pressing the button.

We're quickly thrown into a universe filled with stuffed animals.

"Love it!" I say.

"Hate it." Grimmjow says and presses the button.

We're thrown into an equivilent universe filled with cat toys filled with catnip. The smell is overwhelming.

"Love it!" Grimmjow says becoming intoxicated.

"Hate it." I reply pressing the button.

We're then thrown...back into our own universe? We were in a random hallway of Las Noches.

"Are we home?" I ask looking around.

"You can still talk. I think we're elsewhere." Grimmjow says.

We have a look around, finding everything in place. Though the feeling of this Las Noches was different from the original. As we look around, we turn a corner and find a couple of male Arrancar together. They looked oddly familiar.

"What the hell? Stay here." Grimmjow says.

As I stay behind at the corner, Grimmjow investigates the scene. He freaks and dashes back to me using Sonido.

"It's my worst nightmare! This is a Gayverse!" he yells.

"You've got to be kidding me. Um, what's 'gay'?" I ask.

"Nevermind!" he says pressing the button.

Soon we're thrown into a South Park Universe, and I don't even know what South Park is. We were like chibis.

"Oh sweet! Now I feel at home." Grimmjow says.

"Yeah well, let's just get out of here before a hooker shows u--Grimmjow?" I say soon finding he's gone.

Great, now I have to go look for him. I can just barely sense him up ahead. I follow it for a while, coming upon a strip club. Crap, I can't get in there, I'm too young! There must be another way in there. I look around and find a door on the side of the building. It's unlocked, so I sneak inside. Soon I'm in a dimly lit building with girls pole dancing. Disturbed by this, I press on looking for Grimmjow. I quickly find him towards the other side of the building getting a lap dance. He's enjoying this a bit too much. I storm over, rip the remote from his hands, and push the button.

Seconds later, we're thrown into a universe that's nothing but water. Luckily we're encased in our own bubbles, making it easier to breathe. Down below is a underwater version of Las Noches. As we're about to head down to it, one of the Arrancar swims by. It was Ulquiorra!

"Hahaha, this universe has everything underwater, and depending on gender, we exist as mermen and mermaids." Grimmjow laughs.

"This is too freaky." I say.

"Um...Agreed..."

That sounded weirded out. I look where Grimmjow is looking and we find Hallibel....she has to seashell bra. I press the button and we're gone.

We then arrive in what looks to be our universe. That is, till a Shinigami with long orange hair rushes passed us. Wait, was that Ichigo?! Confused, we rush to the Hogyoku Chamber, finding Aizen, Tosen, and Gin. Though when they turned to a certain angle...

"Oh my God, this is a universe where we got sex changes!" Grimmjow says.

"Uh, no. This is a universe where we are the opposit gender." I say.

"If that's true, then what the hell do I look like?"

"I rather not know as my mind is more fragil than glass figurines."

"Hey, that orange-haired Shinigami that ran by us, that was Ichigo, right?"

"I think so. No one else has pure orange hair."

"...He makes one hot chick."

"Gay."

"AM NOT! Need I remind you that I look at Nnoitra's porno mags, which are filled with women!"

"And so we're outta here." I say pushing the button.

Soon we arrive in another identical Las Noches. This is starting to get old. This time we're starting from the Hogyoku Chamber. As we're about to exit, we find three babies enter. These babies are Aizen, Tosen, and Gin!

"A universe where we're infants? God is sick minded." Grimmjow says.

"Better watch your tongue." I say.

"Hey wait a sec, I'd be even more powerful than Ulquiorra here! Let's find him so I can beat his ass!"

With no words, I press the button.

We soon arrive back in yet another Las Noches. We're in Szayel's lab!

"I finally think we're home, Wonderweiss." Grimmjow says.

"So do I---DAMN!" I say.

Yup, we're back. I lost my ability to speak perfectly. I put the remote back and the both of us leave the lab as if the adventure never happened.

"Hey, Wonderweiss..."

"Yeah?"

"Back in that Gayverse, that was...me and Ulquiorra."

"Your point?"

"...You don't think I'm gay, do you?"

"No. {But you're still an asshole either way.}"

"Heh, good thing we're in a universe where I'm straight."

"That would make Coolhorn straight in the Gayverse."

"I wonder...do you think there were any yuri pairings back there?"

"How about this?" I say flipping him off.

"Hoho, you've hung around me too much already!"

We exit the lab. Szayel enters using Sonido. He picks up the now used Multiverse Remote.

"So, they decided to test it for me. Looks like they've been places. The best part is, there was a camera hidden within the screen." he says inspecting it.

Multiverse: multiple universes that exist within our own.

Disney: the man who created movies that taught great morals and stuff.

South Park: a very adult show on Comedy Central that is about four boys, one of which is killed and sometimes spared. It is an ongoing series.